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JokeDeity , (edited ) to piracy in Naming Torrents

As soon as the file finishes downloading it becomes only the name of the movie.filetype

I can’t stand the titles on torrents.

bloup ,

“Titles”? It’s not a title, it’s a file name that contains a lot of details about the rip. In the post’s example it tells you that it’s the movie Split, ripped from blu ray, in 1080p, with audio tracks in Italian and English, and encoded in x265. You probably would hate a lot more not being able to tell the difference between split.mp4 recorded on my cellphone in the movie theater and split.mp4 in ultra hd 4k ripped straight from Netflix.

JokeDeity ,

Lol, okay. Calm down buddy. What I do doesn’t affect you. The torrent description let’s me know all that too, I just hate having those file names in my library, looks messy and it’s less easy for my eyes to browse quickly.

bloup ,

I mean I never told you not to rename them lmfao. You just said “I can’t stand the titles on torrents” like people just made these really long filenames for shits and giggles. Also lots of torrent sites will feature several different kinds of rips. It’s not very convenient on the back end to have all rips of the same movie have the same file name.

Also “calm down”? Idk I thought I gave a pretty chill explanation of why things are the way they are but sorry if it didn’t come across that way.

BitsOfBeard ,
@BitsOfBeard@programming.dev avatar

These days, it feels like one needs a disclaimer for every opinion or fact just to avoid setting someone off. I feel like it discourages open conversation…

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

fuck your open conversation /s

yogthos , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

If anybody needed further proof that capitalism leads to brain rot, this is it.

bradorsomething , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

Naturally this is so the man’s legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.

Bonehead , to noncredibledefense in Hmm this better not awaken anything in me

For anyone curious...

It's safe for work, but it gets weird fast.

TrickDacy ,

2 seconds in I couldn’t take it anymore

xx3rawr ,

Seeng the thumbnail, I’m out. I would not open something like this at work.

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Definitely not playing that video here

Bonehead ,

Surprisingly, the thumbnail is the most suggestive yet least weird thing about that video.

MightyGalhupo ,

I clicked. This has made me very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

PersnickityPenguin ,

That’s a thing

shortly2139 , to me_irl in me🚫irl

Good old Cluley, he also has an award winning podcast, Smashin’ Security. It’s a light hearted take on recent security events. Its usually 30 - 45 minutes long.

One of my favourites

GreenMario , to memes in Spock photos
Pons_Aelius , to internetfuneral in Internet Afterlife

Nah.

You existence will be lost among endless SEO spam

squeakycat ,

Lost but not forgotten entirely! Maybe AI blogspam will use whatever remains of us in novel ways too :P

BobKerman3999 ,

I guess in the future bots will take on personalities built by ingesting all that one person has ever posted online

squeakycat ,

As the matter in the world birthed us… So too does our ingested data give them their nutrients. :)

Look, ma, I’m a molecule!

Jackolantern , to lemmyshitpost in Anon meets a girl

Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.

foggy , to memes in Can't get cancer if you don't have a throat

I like how “A lump in your neck” isn’t preceded by “have a” like the rest of them. It’s just a lump in your neck.

You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.

KoboldCoterie ,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. “You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now.”

Can’t get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!

rockerface ,

It’s like when I hear “Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders”. Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff

qisope ,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

oh no! i a lump in my neck.

Reyali , to cat in Cat ownership in Europe

Not the point of the graphic at all, but this is the second time recently I saw the spelling “Turkiye” and was wondering the context behind that change, wondering if it was anything like the change in the spelling of Kyiv (which has now been so engrained in my head that I had to go look up the Russian spelling “Kiev”).

I looked it up and it appears Türkiye has been their own spelling for over 100 years, and they just petitioned the UN to update the spelling of the country’s name in 2021.

Cool, so Türkiye it is! (Plus my phone automatically adds the umlaut, so that’s handy!)

Also in Türkiye they don’t own cats, the cats own them.

norimee , (edited )

Yeah, the asked the international community not to call them after a water fowl big chicken anymore and use their native name for the country instead. Officially it always was “Republic of Türkiye” and not Turkey anyways.

Stovetop ,

Just a nitpick, Turkeys are ground birds, not water fowl.

norimee ,

Thanks for the correction. I honestly just assumed and didn’t think.

angrystego ,

The funny thing is the bird is called turkey after the country (despite being american), not the other way around.

Dave2 ,

The reason for its change was the names association with the animal, the gov didn’t like it. But like nobody from turkey actually cares, it’s just a formal thing. Funny thing: we call India Hindistan (which means land of the turkey).

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Does it affect the spelling?

Dave2 ,

You’re supposed to read it in Turkish. It is “týɾ.ci.je” in phonetic but you’re better off googling its pronunciation.

Stovetop ,

Erdogan changed it because he is a nationalist and took offense to the name of his country being compared to the bird. So now the country is on a PR campaign to get the international community on board with Türkiye, which is supposedly a more accurate phonetic rendering of the country’s name (if your language has the same phonetics as Turkish).

Personally, while I do think it’s a bit silly for countries to try to mandate what they are called in other languages (e.g. you don’t see Germany getting upset that not a single one of their neighbors save Austria calls them “Deutschland”), I know Turkey is not the first to do so and I generally respect attempts to “reclaim” identities (such as changing Kiev to Kyiv for Ukraine). But I think the umlaut is where I draw the line.

When I heard them announce Turkey during the opening ceremony of the Olympics, it sounded more like “Turkia” to me, so I don’t know why we don’t just use that, since my mind keeps reading Türkiye as “Toork-yay”.

Plus when I type Türkiye, my phone’s keyboard still auto-suggests the 🦃 emoji anyways so I’d say it was a lost battle from the start.

USNWoodwork ,

For the rest of my life… I’m going to use the emoji in place of the name of the country. Which lets be honest, even if I live another 60 years will only be like two times maybe.

ThrowawaySobriquet , to lemmyshitpost in Duality of old men

Robert Maddox is the living saint of Fucking Around Til You Figure It Out. He’s a mad man. He claims one of his influences is Wile E. Coyote. He’s had one of his carts up to 90. I am always just in awe of the guy

ChowJeeBai ,

Plus it just looks like he’s having a blast in all of his videos.

Shurimal ,

He literally is having a blast in all of his videos🙂

fmstrat , to games in Marvels Rivals requires creators to sign a contract that removes your right to give a negative review in order to access the playtest

Every reviewer who signed this should post a review, but of the business practices and why not to buy the game.

lauha ,

engage in any discussions that are detrimental to the reputation of the game

You would literally break the contract

EvilBit ,

Arguably it’s not detrimental to the reputation of the game, but the company.

“Great game. Never buy it.”

fmstrat ,

“It’s a game. Don’t buy from them.”

fmstrat ,

Nope. They would be talking about the company not the game.

lauha ,

Which discourages people from buying the game, thus hurting the game.

Buttons ,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

“Good game, but the company behind it is shit and required me to sign this contract. <Insert contract clause>. Remember this whenever your reading the totally honest reviews about how good the game is.”

AeonFelis ,

When they reach the aspects of the game that they didn’t like they can just say “let’s skip this next part about CTF mode, because I signed a contract” and let the viewers deduce what they deduce.

Breezy , to aboringdystopia in The Palestine experience

Any one instrested should read The Olive Grove: A Palestinian Story by Deborah Rohan. The book follows 3 generations around ww2 of a single family that goes through hell by the zionist of the time.

ME5SENGER_24 , to pics in Alex Honnold climbing a mountain without ropes.

As a rock climber, Alex is equal parts amazing and an absolute fucking fool. I’ve fallen while bouldering, it hurts. I’ve slipped and fell when top roping, it hurts. Now, when the day comes where he has his fuck up, it won’t hurt; he’ll just go splat.

In his situation, the risk extremely outweighs the reward.

Lemvi , to lemmyshitpost in Let π = 5

With π=5 maths break down completely. If π=5, then e^(5i) = -1, meaning -1 = cos(5) + i * sin(5), or -1 ≈ 0.284 - 0.959 i

Hupf ,

Intel®️ inside

flambonkscious ,

Wow, that takes me back - you’re referring to the floating point bug from …98?

elvith ,

665.999999657838 the floating point number of the beast

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s posts like these that makes me think we’re all old here on Lemmy and then I get a response from someone who tells me they’re 18…

Gork OP ,
lugal ,

Maybe e is 5, too?

MadBob ,

I think you’re overthinking it. The first thing you’re told when you learn algebra is that a letter represents a number and you can say “let a equal (number), b equal (number)…” so you can let pi equal whatever you want for the purposes of one simple problem.

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

Or as I like to call pi…the little symbol thingy. But exactly yes, you get it.

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

Except pi isn’t a variable. It is a known value that we refer to as pi for convenience, and pi is a fundamental aspect of how a circle is. Saying “let pi equal 5” is all fine and well but is physically impossible, you will not be determining the volume of a cylinder if you let pi equal 5, because the ratio of a circle does not equal 5, it equals 3.14

gimpchrist ,
@gimpchrist@lemmy.world avatar

Okay but they didn’t say 3.14 they made a little symbol thingy

MadBob ,

But I suppose part of solving a maths problem is staying within the confines of the question and listening to instructions, so if someone says “using pi equals 5”, I’d just use pi equals five and take my point with grace.

rooster_butt ,

But the question is saying to find the volume of a cylinder. Which its clearly wrong.

maynarkh ,

Well, if we want to be pedantic, they never said that h is the height and r is the radius of the base circle. They could be just random numbers.

Also, since we never calculate with all the digits of pi, it is not any less weird to round to the nearest 5 and say that it’s 5, than to the nearest 0.01 and saying it’s 3.14. It just has a higher amount of rounding error.

GiveMemes ,

Why are we upset by rounding to the nearest 5 for elementary schoolers when we round to 10 m/s/s for gravity in collegiate physics classes anyway?

maynarkh ,

It’s not even a bad thing to do for quick mental calculations, if you know that you will overshoot. Multiplying by 5 is easy.

CaptSneeze ,

You’re talking about variables. But, pi isn’t a variable, it is a constant number. This would be more akin to saying “let 7 = 9”.

MadBob ,

Well I suppose for example rounding to the nearest integer is a method of implying “let 1.8 = 2”, no? Not too outlandish, I don’t think.

Eatspancakes84 ,

I think it’s actually a very interesting question. Pi does not equal 5 in our universe, but perhaps we can think of a meaningful universe where it does? Perhaps some mathematicians/physicists can chime in?

toddestan ,

It would be theoretically possible in a universe based upon non-Euclidean geometry.

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