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TheControlled , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

Can confirm this. Was hotel bartender for over a year. I 86’ed the local drunk, however.

PlantDadManGuy ,

You killed your best customer?!

Lawyerator , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

I prefer an half-unbent paperclip loop. slate.com/…/removing_earwax_with_a_paperclip_is_m…

Crackhappy , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
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There’s an old man sitting next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin.

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free

Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he’s talkin’ with Davy, who’s still in the Navy, And probably will be for life

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.

Anticorp ,

Hello season one Data.

booly ,

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

bitchkat ,

You’re lucky to be drinking here for free

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Now Norman’s a billionaire scientist
Who never had time for his son
But something went screwy, and before you knew he, was trying to kill everyone

Now he’s flying around on that glider-thing
And he’s tossing those weird pumpkin bombs
And he’s wearing that dumb power rangers mask
But he’s scarier without it on

Ultragigagigantic , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage
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If youre not getting laid consider turning off hard-core difficulty in your dating app. Its in the settings under sexuality.

Thanks for being there for me m’dudes

match ,
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the cheat code for skipping ahead is “bb top ddf can host”

PiratePanPan ,
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top top bottom bottom dom sub dom sub popper lube host

helpme ,

Pepper?

PiratePanPan ,
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Please do not bring peppers

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Unless?

PiratePanPan ,
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gwah

Delta_V ,

isn’t that the code that lets you both play as the same character in Street Fighter?

misc , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

You have to insert it in both ears deep and hold there for a minute or two until you hear a beep or vibration (varies according to models ) and i repeat do not and i mean DO NOT try to move your head (or any other parts) until the process is complete .

ShouldIHaveFun ,

Don’t forget do backup important documents before doing so. Do not disconnect the power supply until the reset is complete.

Wogi ,

I work in a manufacturing environment and put in ear plugs every day. Generally this is a two handed procedure, where you pull your ear back to get a good angle to correctly insert the plug, but after doing it multiple times a day, ever day, for years, you get pretty good at double fisting your own ear canals.

Every once in a while, you hit the angle and risk resetting yourself to factory settings.

The real risk is losing the fucking thing up there, and it really feels like you might for a second.

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  • Wogi ,

    The ones with strings don’t have the same NRR rating as the foam ones and for prolonged wear can be quite uncomfortable. The only guys I see wearing those are in the shop or in an office most of the day and only wear them for a few minutes at a time.

    thegreekgeek , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
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    Former hotel bartender here, can confirm.

    Obi ,
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    I always thought I’d enjoy that job, specifically at a somewhat nice hotel. I like making drinks and hotel seems like it would be mostly drama-free, or at least not the same as a dive bar. You liking it?

    thegreekgeek ,
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    I very much did! I posted that before I had my coffee so I didn’t meant to imply that I still worked there, because I don’t anymore. Got fired last year for doing what I thought was an official union action but in fact wasn’t. Not too torn up though, they’re paying for me to go back to school lol.

    Yewb , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

    Sad sales guy desperately watching sports on the tv looking completely devastated.

    Corkyskog ,

    That’s the blue dot before he downs 3 drinks.

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Or why orange guy is reliving his football glory days.

    zakobjoa , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower
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    Does factory setting have serotonin?

    southsamurai , to funny in Postal issue by ZeTrystan
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    Santa looks like he has white eyes and is crying.

    It took me a minute to see that the white circles are eyebrows

    systemglitch , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

    I used to swab my ears. Stopped doing it ten years ago, and I stopped having issues with my ears. It’s almost like we are not supposed to put things there.

    JCreazy ,

    I’ve been doing it for 20+ years and haven’t had any issues yet. I know they aren’t supposed to be used in the ear but it’s worked out this long.

    windie , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather

    I want to see them sitting in that couch. 😂

    Shady_Shiroe , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower
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    Wish there was a factory reset button for the body too, not just your mind. I’m sore out the wazoo.

    SteefLem , to memes in Modern jeart!
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    WashedOver , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
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    I instantly picture Phil and Claire from MF as the couple with their role playing…

    TheBat , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather
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    What happened to accusations of domestic violence against him?

    Lemminary ,

    👀

    MNByChoice ,

    In his Wikipedia entry. In short: No actionable evidence, he denied it, it has been 7 years.

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