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thegreekgeek , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
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Former hotel bartender here, can confirm.

Obi ,
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I always thought I’d enjoy that job, specifically at a somewhat nice hotel. I like making drinks and hotel seems like it would be mostly drama-free, or at least not the same as a dive bar. You liking it?

thegreekgeek ,
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I very much did! I posted that before I had my coffee so I didn’t meant to imply that I still worked there, because I don’t anymore. Got fired last year for doing what I thought was an official union action but in fact wasn’t. Not too torn up though, they’re paying for me to go back to school lol.

AllNewTypeFace , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
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the use of Futura really makes it

Qkall , to memes in Modern jeart!
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FMT99 , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

My kids are getting older, I aim to be that middle aged couple soon.

Viking_Hippie , to memes in Modern jeart!

To quote my grandmom (RIP): well, at least it looks like she had fun!

andrew_s , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather
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Crikey, it's a long way down to the sofa for these guys.

tacosanonymous ,

They make it look like a toy.

DavidGarcia , to funny in Postal issue by ZeTrystan

Santa always shows up with Krampus. In reality, Krampus is Satan. He just hired some old dude that plays his misspelled alterego. But all the letters actually always go to Satan.

BluesF ,

Well, what does Christmas inspire today? Is it really a festival celebrating the birth of Jesus, or is it a festival of consumerism and greed? I’d say the old goat’s onto something here.

sunbytes , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

It happened where they knew you wouldn’t see them.

Unfortunately, there were no survivors.

ladicius , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather

What’s the height of the actress? Is she “normal” size? I don’t know her name so I can’t look her up.

doeknius_gloek ,

It’s Lena Headey and according to google she’s 1.66m.

ksp ,

Her name is Lena Headey, she played Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones. According to some random sites on the internet, she is around 5’5’', which is equivalent to 165cm

syd ,
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Lena Headey (1.66cm)

BakerBagel ,

I don’t believe you that she is only half an inch tall. I have never seen a person that short.

verity_kindle ,

How can the children go to school, when they can’t even fit in the Lena Headey?

potustheplant ,

That’d be funny if the unit wasn’t there. Alas, it is.

Anticorp ,

The unit is centimeters…

potustheplant ,

I might need glasses.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

We all need glasses to see Tiny Lena Headey.

verity_kindle ,

She is beauteous, it will be worth it.

Muscar ,

How did you fuck up something so simple?

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in Modern jeart!
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Babe, why are you taking so long to get ready?

flambonkscious , to memes in Modern jeart!

This pretty much sums up the recent GenAI+beans trash we’ve had all year.

Why did you need to encourage them when they’d all forgotten?

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Modern jeart!
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Jeans

Sam_Bass ,

Genes

MrJameGumb , to memes in Modern jeart!
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flambonkscious ,

Thank you. I still find that unrealistically funny, you’ve really softened the blow.

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

Oh, is 121 too old for you?? This is why you’re single.

Corkyskog ,

121 is fucking dead, so yeah… too old. Oldest confirmed person is 117.

hungryphrog ,

Why do you hate vampires?

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage

That is something that never happened in my world

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