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jkozaka , to lemmyshitpost in Just think of the taxes that they can then avoid!
@jkozaka@lemm.ee avatar

There are buildings there, not single family homes. Unrealistic.

force ,

still realistic because of the massive highway in the middle of a city

WillySpreadum , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance
@WillySpreadum@lemmy.world avatar

We laugh but this is not uncommon. I remember reading manpower contributions to the war in Afghanistan back in ‘17 and there were two Estonians and four Icelanders on the list. Hilarious when put next to the 10s of thousands of Americans.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I wonder how the military units get organized when stuff like this happens, do the people from the tiny countries militaries just get told to go be part of a different military for awhile and follow those guy’s orders? Do they get their own little tent and individual unique assignments from their home country?

GregorGizeh ,

I believe they are attached to the troops of larger nations. The bilateral military integration agreements some countries in Europe have work similarly, for example a Dutch Grenadier (IIRC) unit is attached to the german Bundeswehr. For all practical purposes they are considered part of the German forces for the duration of that exchange.

WillySpreadum ,
@WillySpreadum@lemmy.world avatar

Well generally everyone on joint bases like that reports to the base commander. There’s always a clear chain of command that transcends nations when it comes to NATO operations.

Also, I expect that most small detachments like that are just technical experts, not just straight infantry or anything lol

nuke , (edited )
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s like a Eddie Murphy/Mike Myers movie where you show up to base and every person you meet is just the same guy in different outfits and makeup.

Splatterphace ,

Sounds like they’re working off of percentages

iAvicenna , (edited )
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I mean they could easily say max of 100 or some percentage. And if 100 soldiers make a significant chunk of your army, you probably shouldn’t send any soldiers as your country can even easily be invaded by rabbits.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

At least a complete platoon, so something like 20-50 soldiers. That way it’s big enough to handle missions independently instead of just creating issues for whatever platoon they’re assigned to.

Anticorp ,

That would also ensure that your soldiers have some of their countrymen to fraternize with. I’m sure it’s probably pretty lonely being the only Estonian in a war.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Also not uncommon going the other way too. NATO countries will commonly station just a few soldiers in countries like Estonia. It’s trip wire kind of thing, it means if Russia attacks that country then there will immediately be soldiers from many different NATO countries (even just a few soldiers each) fighting to defend the country on day one.

There’s more than just a handful of soldiers from each NATO countries in the Baltic countries now to deter Russia from doing something stupid. And it doesn’t make sense for Estonia to deploy a lot of their military to the Red Sea given the situation with Russia. So they send one soldier as a statement that they support the operation, they simply don’t currently have the military resources to contribute significantly.

The tripwire concept applies here too, an attack on a ship that soldier is on is an attack on Estonia. Doubt that will deter the Houthis (they’re psychos) but it’s still a show of support.

BorgDrone ,

Imagine needing 10s of thousands of soldiers when the Estonians can do it with 2.

WillySpreadum ,
@WillySpreadum@lemmy.world avatar

Estonians are just built different

Mikufan , to noncredibledefense in Russia should indeed fear the Decadent Luxurious They/Them Armies of the West

they/them vs was/has been

fstrelok , to lemmyshitpost in Da, is good shoe, comrade.
@fstrelok@midwest.social avatar

The video this picture is from is a banger

Decoy321 ,
archonet ,
Decoy321 ,

That’s it!!! This was the version I first listened to, but couldn’t find it in the 2 minutes I spent searching. Thanks for linking it!

graham1 , (edited )

None of the versions posted are the one I listened to. Then I realized the video I liked with the Voodoo People Pendulum Remix was taken down :(

Update: I just found it on a French social media site, I’m saved lelombrik.net/55176

Mazuu ,

Omg this is the version I listened to as well. Thanks for digging it up :)

MxM111 ,

That … was beautiful! Where can I get those shoes?

Decoy321 ,

You cannot. The world cannot handle such power. Please refer to the documentary footage i posted.

fidodo ,

It’s so good but I’m conflicted since it’s kinda perpetuating the myth of Putin, even though it’s in an ironic way.

nxdefiant ,

Consider the end! He funks around so hard the whole earth finds out. It’s a cautionary tale. Do not be like this man.

merc ,

So, the dances referenced in the video:

  1. Robot, yellow funk level: Gangnam Style
  2. Robot, orange funk level: Single Ladies
  3. Strong man, yellow funk level: Napoleon Dynamite
  4. Strong man, orange funk level: Techno Viking

For Ra Ra RasPutin’s dances, I don’t know.

adj16 , to lemmyshitpost in Your meal has been delivered

Wait I have something to contribute here!

Thank you UPS, very helpful 👍 https://i.imgur.com/dOyUFuB.jpeg

gnate ,

Close Encounters of the Third Class

SubArcticTundra , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel

agentsquirrel ,

Or get a bandsaw, some large clamps, glue, and some good hardwoods.

Teon ,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Sanctions are in place, he will need LibreOffice Calc.

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

Enabling such large tables may make things unstable.

Teon ,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Too late, putin was always unstable.

IkarusHagen2 ,

But in a way he is now more stable. The big table makes him stable

Arigion ,

Which actually is better than Excel. Currently I have to work with Excel. Gosh, how bad it got. Especially CSV import and cell formating. They really worked on being incompatible to even basic data formats just to keep you in their eco system. Try to import a UTF-8 CSV where the delimiter and the number format differs from the system settings. It completely fucks up your data and you have to import it as text and then you have to format each colum separately. Because changing the format from text to number does NOT change the view. You have to update each column manually. FU MS. There are comedy videos about number formatting in Excel: youtu.be/yb2zkxHDfUE?si=CtYMI-5FsU2bPZUF

zerosignal ,

Power Query might solve your problem. You can do a text to columns with as many custom delimiters as you want.

Arigion ,

Thanks for trying to help. But that’s the point. They make something which was easy deliberately overly complicated. The next step will be that they force you to discuss the csv import with ChatGPT for 5 minutes. And every time you’ll hear: well ok, this step now is more complicated, but we gave you a mighty tool which can do SO much more.

Thorny_Thicket , to memes in X Videos

These are all porn*

cordlesslamp ,

Well, you’re not wrong.

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

But only one of them can’t battle pedos properly!

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Not can’t.

Won’t. It’s a choice.

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

In that Australian case it definitely seems like it but I just hope it’s incompetence for the moat part, I like to believe that they just ran out of moderators because of little Elons revolutionary approach!

JoMiran , to lemmyshitpost in Anon meets a girl
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I want to believe.

undeffeined ,

Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.

jayrhacker ,
@jayrhacker@kbin.social avatar

Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…

Iron_Lynx ,

Great stories don’t have to be real to be enjoyed.

kyle ,

A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved’s D cups? It’s a nice fantasy he’s made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.

alertsleeper ,

I choose to believe

simple , to lemmyshitpost in Robots are the future

Walking toilet barges into room, starts pissing everywhere

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Yep
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a big fan of “YIPPEE!!!”

DosDude ,
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

But only if you do it like the geologists in settlers 2 when they find something in the ground.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I was actually thinking of Mario, but I think they’re pretty similar…

HotsauceHurricane ,

Definitely read that as yipe.

Pat_Riot ,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

I just laughed hard enough I had to explain myself to my coworkers

FiniteBanjo , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather
pro_grammer ,

dude, are you 3 meters tall? Holy shit

FiniteBanjo ,

No I meant he doesn’t look so big from over here when he’s standing next to them. I didn’t mean to imply he looks small compared to me.

nilloc ,

I think this was posted on r/tall years ago. There were a couple 7 footers on there back before it got weird and toxic with angry shorter dudes.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

I have that same grin whenever I’m around guys taller than me. It’s such a weird feeling. Like when you lay face down in the grass and imagine you’re an ant.

IndustryStandard OP , to aboringdystopia in Israeli state TV proudly broadcasting prisoner abuse
TheAlbatross , to mildlyinfuriating in Can't even buy chicken in peace

While this is egregious, why are you buying chicken on KFC dot com?

I didn’t know that was even possible. This is a wholly unexpected mode of behavior.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Well its not going to be on BK dot com.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Can you be sure? Has anybody here ever taken the time to really look? We are making some very dangerous assumptions here.

KnightontheSun ,

Why don’t you come over, Friend?

We’d like to have you for dinner…!

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmmmm

Lifecoach5000 ,

You know they used to say you could have it your way. If I want KFC from BK they should live up to their end of the bargain and oblige.

Steve ,

Jesus Christ Marie, Use the fucking app!

Chozo ,

why are you buying chicken on KFC dot com?

Delivery, most likely.

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

For KFC chicken? In America?

Chozo ,

Yeah, most fast food places here have delivery options now, usually partnered through UberEats or GrubHub or one of those apps. At least in the cities, they do.

Otherwise, they also will typically let you order online so you can schedule it to be ready when you get there to pick it up, yourself.

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

My point is KfC chicken really isn’t the best choice these days

Chozo ,

I agree, I'm not a big fan of most of their menu these days. Though, their Famous Bowls always hit hard.

ares35 ,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

even here in the boonies we have doordash now.. just as expensive as in the city, and just as cold whenif you get it.

and i think you can still pay a one-way taxi fare and have them pick up an order and deliver. it has to be ready, waiting and already paid for--they won't wait. this is the cheaper option, because you're paying menu prices. not third-party 'app' prices plus bullshit fees and surcharges. fare is about 5 bucks anywhere in town.

567PrimeMover ,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

Yeah just get it from the gas station like a normal person

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I went to a Krispy Krunchy Chicken at a gas station while travelling a few months ago… Gas station chicken has no business being that good.

Maeve ,

Omg especially when they let it sit and it’s extra spicy!

possiblylinux127 ,

God no, that’s a great way to get food poising

Maeve ,

They’re graded like any other restaurant.

possiblylinux127 ,

To each there own I suppose. I personally won’t do that. At least not in the US.

Maeve ,

A gas station several miles away makes amazing tasting food. I’m sure the fried chicken is fried in the cheapest transfat oil, but I’ve largely moved away from meat. I still eat it but I feel better when I restrict it. They also have baked chicken, meatloaf, etc and the veggies are slamming. And it’s not always cheaper anymore, to do it yourself, unless you catch a free ride that day and exchange your time.

const_void ,

Delivery

Wouldn’t want to have to move your body to get your artery clogging food

Maeve ,

Some of us live in rural areas with No transport, including public.

eskimofry ,

If you live in rural areas you probably have better chicken than crap from KFC, no?

possiblylinux127 ,

Then how do you go places?

Efwis ,

Walking or asking a friend if they have time, usually at a cost of some gas.

Maeve ,

Bike, walk, pay too much in time, money, effort, etc, or make friends and catch your rides when you can, understanding it may come at a mutual inconvenience.

567PrimeMover ,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

If I move too much the grease doesn't congeal the way I like it

Duranie ,

An irritating number of companies make it inconvenient to just view a menu, and want you to “Start your order!” to see prices and availability. I get that certain items are regional so entering a zip code makes sense, but if I just want to look at a menu and prices to see if I even want to do business with them I shouldn’t have to create an account.

That said, for convenience purposes I’ll occasionally order food online or over the phone so it’s ready by the time I’m driving past on my way home and pick it up.

TheAlbatross ,

I often feel I’m stuck in the 90’s when it comes to ordering food. I like calling a restaurant, I like driving to pick it up myself, I like asking them shit about the menu over the phone.

I’m a human being, yo talk to me, don’t just tell me to go to the app or the website.

And before anyone beats me to it, yeah I’m angry at that cloud.

Duranie ,

Human? I thought you were an albatross. 🤨

AnActOfCreation OP ,
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

Despite the title, I was just trying to check the menu lol. 🥲

PP_BOY_ , to lemmyshitpost in Despicable
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Jerry is the asshole. Bro probably put the anvil there himself

nixcamic ,

On one hand yes, Jerry is a jerk who’s always trying to get Tom in trouble. On the other hand Tom literally spends every episode trying to murder and eat him so maybe it’s not entirely uncalled for.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Also most of the time he’s just trying to get food for himself, a lot of the “good ending” episodes are literally just Tom taking the stick out from up his ass and sharing the miniscule bit Jerry needs to be full because he’s a flipping mouse.

maynarkh ,

Nah, Tom is totally a middle manager. He gets his food from the owner, and is only heckling Jerry because the owner told him to.

yamapikariya OP ,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Have you seen Jerry gulp triangle cheese so he becomes triangle cheese. Or whole cheese wheel. Cheese wheel expensive

Laticauda ,

That’s literally Tom’s job.

_Gandalf_the_Black_ ,

“I was just following orders”

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

It’s like the humor works because the roles are inversed

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If Tom doesn’t try to eat Jerry, a racist stereotype beats him up.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Nah. Totally a ‘nobody kills you but me’ moment. Jerry is his Vegeta.

Alexstarfire , to noncredibledefense in Virgin Everything vs Chad Stargate

Pretty sure the P90 is the equivalent for Stargate.

nuke OP ,

gestures to Ma’Tok staff weapon

This is a weapon of terror. It’s made to intimidate the enemy.

gestures to P90

This is a weapon of war. It’s made to kill your enemy.

aeronmelon ,

Most brilliant moment in all of science fiction. Actual demonstration of an actual weapon mixed with meta commentary on science fiction weapons in general and how villains can’t ever seem to shoot straight.

HobbitFoot ,

I don’t know if I would say “in general”, but definitely in the Stargate universe.

It doesn’t make that much sense for Star Wars, but then the universe doesn’t really explain a lot why, just that things are the way they are.

Star Trek seems to deploy handheld energy weapons because they provide a greater range of responses, from less than lethal to able to take out armored opponents with a single weapon.

mosiacmango , (edited )

If you’ve mastered storing energy densely, energy weapons are just way better than ballistic ones. You get way more “ammo” out of the them and more flexibility as you say.

Stargate just had intentionally stupid energy weapon usage. The staffs were just bad overall, including in melee. A gun you aim by swnging it on top of your shoulder, that fires incredibly slowly and inaccurately that barely has as much punch as a 5.56 round? That you also use as an incredibly top heavy and slow bo staff? What are you idiots doing?

Meanwhile they have Zats, which are amazing, and barely use them. Rapid fire wide projective pistol grip guns that you can duel wield that instantly down your enemy in one hit, regardless of where you hit them? You have these shits on hand but all you motherfuckers are running around with cumbersome staffs?

Why Stargate command never made a zat rifle is beyond me. A P90 stock with unlimited ammo that was by default non lethal? Why the fuck are you not doing that?

HobbitFoot ,

I look at it like the Gou’auld has levels to their militaries, with the bulk of them being geared towards internal security. If these troops flipped, the Gou’auld could later deploy better military to take out the initial troops.

It also helped that any tactics that rebels used successfully against the first set of forces would likely fall apart against the reserve set.

mosiacmango ,

See, I dont buy it. You dont see these troops ever. You do see the Gou’auld with the bog standard Jaffa always at their side, even as their personal entourage. If they had “shock troops” or star wars style “red guards” they would have shown them in the series.

The closest is the super assassins that are occasionally invisible, but they mainly just use a knife, and are never defensive.

I think after thousands of years of just Jaffa vs Jaffa, a race of being with healing powers, their warrior culture got very ritualized and stagnate. The staff weapon is considered thr “honorable” weapon, even though its immensely stupid.

The very minute an outsider comes in with a dumb ballistic gun that shoots 900 rounds/minute, suddenly entire Jaffa squadrons of 100yr+ old warriors are getting mowed down like saturdays grass by a 4 man team consistently of 2 warriors, a warrior scientist and am archiologist that carries a 9mm.

When 9mm linguist man is whooping warriors with a centuries experience emass, yall fucked up.

teft ,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

You dont see these troops ever. You do see the Gou’auld with the bog standard Jaffa always at their side, even as their personal entourage. If they had “shock troops” or star wars style “red guards” they would have shown them in the series.

Serpent guards are the elite of apophis. Other goa’uld have similar elite forces that guard the goa’uld. The First Prime is the foremost jaffa in the goa’uld’s personal guard.

mindbleach ,

Nevermind the US Military having magazines that fire red-laser stun rounds. We see them abundantly in one episode, and then I assume the writers agreed to pretend we didn’t.

mindbleach ,

The Federation also has deliberately unwieldy weapons, to discourage solving problems through violence. The redesigned phasers for the 1990s were so awkward that actors in combat-heavy episodes complained. That’s why late-90s Trek introduced rifles.

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

I love that scene so much

HobbitFoot ,

Or how the Asgardians kind of look down on human tech as primitive and yet have to bring in humans for help because they solve problems.

Like having a weapon to kill Replicators that accelerate a metal chunk with a chemical explosion.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

you know i like to compare this to how we view the bow and arrow compared to guns

yeah the bow is primitive but it also doesn’t shred your eardrums and arrows can usually be fired again, which makes it actually pretty good for hunting even to this day!

Socsa ,

And also, a railgun is just a bow with extra spicy string.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

well, crossbow i’d say but a crossbow is just an improved bow so it evens out

rekabis ,

Yeah, C4 is not exactly a ranged weapon unless it’s paired with an impact detonator and flung via trebuchet.

Decoy321 ,

And lightsabres are?

ma11en ,

If you’re returning blaster bolts.

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

A Jedi vs. a random Tau'ri with a P90 would hardly be a fair match. The Jedi wouldn't know what hit him.

Gurei ,

Slugthrowers are a viable weapon against jedi, old canon at least.

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

I've had Star Wars fans argue vigorously that a Jedi could deflect a cloud of buckshot with a lightsabre. I'm a Star Wars fan myself but that's a sure sign of someone who's gone completely off the deep end. It's a very basic question of simple geometry - you can't intercept every pellet in a three-dimensional cloud with a two-dimensional rod regardless of how fast your precognitive reflexes are.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it’s not even two dimensional, it’s one dimensional!

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

Ah, brain fart, indeed.

setsneedtofeed ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

I’d sooner accept stopping all the pellets using the force, like Neo did in the second Matrix movie.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Don’t Jedi throw them all the time? Like doing spinning out boomerang moves or is that just the games?

stoy ,

Yeah it happens, but the bright light from the blade makes it clearly visible meaning that in a real battle your enemy would see where you are and kill you before your boomerang would come back to you

aeronmelon ,

“Yeah, C4 is not exactly a ranged weapon”

Not with that attitude it isn’t.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Its like he’s never even kissed semtex

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Then we just strap naquadah on the C4 and blow the whole continent up. There you have your range.

setsneedtofeed ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Claymores certainly have range.

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