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MeatsOfRage , to aboringdystopia in Why games on YouTube now???

Netflix said something like “our biggest competition isn’t other streaming services, it’s Fortnite” when they were launching their own games. Most people have two screens going during down time and the mobile screen is usually a game. YouTube wants that little screen back.

Tylerdurdon , to casualuk in How do you eat yours?

I tilt my head up and pour milk into my mouth, then dunk the egg into it. Milk splashes everywhere as I chortle the egg in it’s milk bath. Everyone in the hotel lobby stares in bewilderment as security is called and I’m escorted off the premises and told never to return.

It’s the only way to truly enjoy a Cadbury egg.

NickwithaC , to casualuk in How do you eat yours?
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What happened in these comments?

Emperor ,
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Massive spam attack on the Threadiverse. We just got a bit of backwash.

Kolanaki , to casualuk in How do you eat yours?
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Poke a hole in one end, then bite the other and suck.

Emperor ,
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An egg-blower (or sucker)? Controversial.

Given the viscosity of the contents I’d imagine you’d need a large hole or two.

SirSamuel ,

Given the viscosity of the contents I’d imagine you’d need a large hole or two.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cb025313-d4e4-4fb0-a833-0713ae8d86ac.gif

Dkarma ,

That’s what she said

snaprails ,
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Did yer granny teach you that?

NickwithaC , to casualuk in Or.. Now hear me out, you could just plant some trees
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“When the world dies it’ll be your fault.”

There must be a term for this particular individualist type of blame shifting.

Emperor ,
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Gaslighting?

Fiivemacs , to casualuk in Or.. Now hear me out, you could just plant some trees

Please fill out our specifically curated survey that will only make us look good to shareholders and we might consider throwing some seeds outside our window to thank you for increasing our imaginary made up worth

sirico OP ,
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No they wouldn’t do that in march before a really significant financial auditing period?

cyborganism , to casualuk in Only 90s kids will understand.....

Where can I find some?

Noodle07 ,

You got to shag first

vext01 ,
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“Shag bands”

lurch ,

In my shagging room 😉

Kolanaki , to internetfuneral in It is now safe to turn off your computer
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It might as well say that when it comes up with the “can’t shut down because of these programs not responding:” thing.

banichan , to lemmyshitpost in Jean-Claude
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Goddamn he looks greasy

Kolanaki ,
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As was typical of most men with the same hair style in the 80’s.

banichan ,
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How does it transfer from his hair to his entire body? It’s like they sprayed him down with oil 😂

Kolanaki ,
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They use way too much product and it just drips down.

Mannimarco , to books in What are you reading??

I’ve just started the third book in The children of time trilogy, children of ruin

pancake ,

How do you like books 2 and 3? I really liked book 1, but was nervous that the other books wouldn’t be able to compare/maintain the same tone so I haven’t picked them up yet.

Mannimarco ,

The second book is not as great as the first one but still really good imo, I literally started the third book this morning so I can’t really say anything yet

OmegaMouse ,
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Are you a bit further in now? I wasn’t a huge fan of the second, so hopefully things have improved with the third!

cmgvd3lw , to android in What to put on new phone?

Install rethink, it’s on fdroid. traffic blocker for apps. Gotta stop those xiaomi apps from getting telemetry.

Fudoshin OP ,
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Rethink looks fantastic! Seeing up now. 👍

SinningStromgald , to casualuk in I got a 'new' phone

Congrats and enjoy!

z500 , to cat in It's a trap.
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Hold my internal organs, I’m going in

SuiXi3D , to cat in The Most Comfortable Position
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Without the brain cell, the body contorts in all sorts of interesting ways in an attempt to find it.

fakeman_pretendname , to casualuk in It's time we had this conversation.

If I’m in a cafe or something, or feeling posh, I have it with milk, and generally go for C2 onwards. I generally leave the teabag in for as long as possible, including not removing it at all - but if I’m having any milk at all, I’ll have quite a bit of it.

If I’m at home/work or otherwise in control of the kettle, I drink it black and leave the teabag in throughout the whole drink.

Controversially, at home on an evening, though I leave the teabag in, I often top up the water a few times, therefore drinking progressively weaker tea as it gets later. The last cup of tea before bed is basically just hot water that remembers meeting a leafy flavour once.

cucumber_sandwich ,

Controversial, but consistent, opinion. At least you know exactly what you like.

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