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random_character_a , to cat in It's a trap.
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No, it’s an inhumane anti-personnel mine.

Everythingispenguins ,

A IAPM?

random_character_a ,
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Should not be confused with another gruesome anti-personel weapon IHPMS.

Ephera , (edited ) to casualuk in A divided nation

I was very confused by the shape of this United Kingdom. For reference, this is what it + the non-UK part of Ireland actually looks like:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/British_Isles_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg/1280px-British_Isles_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg.png

I’m guessing, they left out all the islands, but even then, it still doesn’t look terribly accurate to me, so no idea…

Edit: Added clarification about Southern Ireland.

GiveOver ,

Careful what you call United Kingdom! They left out Ireland because it’s not part of UK

Ephera ,

Ah yeah, good point. I was very confused by Southern Ireland missing on their map, too, but my comment made it sound like that’s part of the UK.

Hossenfeffer OP ,
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You also want to be careful using terms like ‘Southern Ireland’. Northern Ireland is a thing, and the Republic of Ireland is a thing…

Ephera ,

Yes, I decided to call it “Southern Ireland”, because I doubt many people outside of Europe will know which one of the two Irelands is the “Republic of Ireland”.

I did look up beforehand, if I’m allowed to say “Southern Ireland” without being crucified and Wikipedia said yes maybe: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Ireland

Cicraft ,

Check your mailbox

Emperor ,
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They rotated it slightly to get the south coast more horizontal and binned off most islands (the Shetlands and Orkneys I can understand but the Isle of Man wasn’t in the way).so they could pack more into the space.

hitmyspot ,

Wow, that dam between northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland has really come along in this better map. United Kingdom is great Britain and northern Ireland, for reference.

Mojojojo1993 , (edited ) to casualuk in A divided nation

Mostly attacking Scotland and anywhere that isn’t london. Shite.

Accents are a million so not a good way to divide.

Also whoever did this. Do you think Scot’s sit around eating haggis all day drinking whiskey and playing the bagpipes ?

A child perhaps or London knob. Racist

hitmyspot ,

Can you point to where the map hurt you?

It pokes fun at londoners just as much as northerners. In fact, id say it’s crueller to the south west and Wales than anywhere.

Mojojojo1993 ,

Where does it poke fun at Londoners ? It’s just stereotypes to most places.

hitmyspot ,

Yes it’s stereotypes.

The London stereotype here is where London is referenced: Funny accents. Suburban sprawl. Craft beer types Islam fundamentalists.

Mojojojo1993 ,

Funny accents is everywhere. Suburban sprawl. Everywhere.

Islam extremes.

Everywhere.

hitmyspot ,

Yes, as are all the other traits. It’s the stereotype or how common they are that is being poked fun at here.

Per your comparison, most of Scotland is not urban sprawl, even if it exists there.

Mojojojo1993 ,

Define Scotland. Largest populations will be urban scrawl. Glasgow Edinburgh, other

hitmyspot ,

Lol, yes, but most of Scotland is not urban sprawl. Most of the southeast between London and Brighton is.

echodot ,

It says the landscape of Yorkshire, The Lake District, and The Dales is, post industrial.

Has this person never been outside of London? It just sounds like who doesn’t actually know what they’re talking about.

hitmyspot ,

I like that you think the poster submitted original content.

Did you know that in London, there are people from the other regions of the UK and also from overseas. It’s a mass generalisation. The map uses ellipses and circles.

Don’t take it too seriously.

Diplomjodler ,

Do you think Scot’s sit around eating haggis all day drinking whiskey and playing the bagpipes ?

Of course. All while wearing kilts and tossing tree trunks.

Hossenfeffer OP ,
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I assumed the whole thing was designed to offend absolutely everyone.

Sunfoil ,

I think it might not have been entirely serious, mate.

Mojojojo1993 ,

I think racist comments aren’t meant to be serious. Doesn’t change the outcome.

I grasp that but I don’t find it amusing. It’s just crap stereotypes.

Maybe try a bit harder next time. Something original. Maybe something about Scot’s being tightfisted or shagging sheep. Something brand new

rubikcuber , (edited ) to casualuk in Wokery gone mad, or something.
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The book is originally from the 80s, and if I remember correctly part of the conceit is that none of the family know what this strange “avocado pear” is (because in Britain of the 1980s no-one did). I don’t think the financial ramifications are really discussed, and the family keep feeding the little blighter avocados until he gets strong enough to beat up a burglar or something.

SubArcticTundra ,
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When did avocados appear in shops?

JoBo ,

Normal people shops, late '80s, early '90s mebbe? This potted history reckons 1968 for M&S (which is not a normal person shop when it comes to food):

A cultural history of the avocado

1968: What on Earth?

Marks & Spencer claim they introduced avocados to UK supermarkets, when they stocked them as ‘avocado pears’ in 1968. At the time, we Brits did not take to them.

People were confused by the name: when one customer complained after she’d stewed her avocado pear and served it with custard, M&S even started selling them with leaflets explaining they were intended to be a salad item.

SapphironZA , to casualuk in It's time we had this conversation.

E5 for me. I soak and squeeze the crap out of the teebag.

A tip for everyone to get stronger tee. Put the teebag in a quarter cup of boiled water, then boil it in the microwave for 30 seconds, then add the rest of the water. It releases all the favour in the bag.

Luvs2Spuj ,

That sounds like too much tannin, but if you like that then why not. I prefer to use different tea for a stronger or milder tea flavour. I’m not trying to knock what works for you, if I had a microwave I would at least be willing to try it so I could comment with more knowledge.

You might enjoy using a loose leaf tea if you haven’t tried before?

spacecowboy , to cat in Furball

Little cotton ball of love 😍

Emperor , to casualuk in Imagine having to live in a different country where you didn't get push notifications about what's going on up the king's bum
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I presume “public engagements” is a euphemism.

Mr_Blott ,

I hope “period” is too

smeg OP ,

Typo actually, it was meant to say “pubic”

Berttheduck , to ukcasual in The Great British Scone Map

The bottom of that map is more orange than I was expecting. I’m surprised at the blue patch north of England. I always associated cone scone with the posher south.

thegiddystitcher ,
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Now you’ve gone and started the “where counts as north?” thing too! You absolute monster.

OscarCunningham ,
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The UK quite often sees words switch around in how posh they are. This is because most people want to sound posher than they really are, while the actual posh people have nothing to prove and want to seem down-to-earth. See U and non-U English.

NigelFrobisher ,

Saw it claimed somewhere that Queen Liz 2 said it rhyming with “gone”, so it’s not really class. According to the map Bradford, where I grew up, is an absolute fault-line on this issue.

charlytune ,
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I’m thinking that in Hull they surely say “scurn”, so maybe they say “curn” for cone?

savvywolf , to gaming in 😐...
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You mean like… Both arms?

What sorcery is this?

Phegan , to memes in Lets be realistic

I’ve promised myself I wouldn’t buy star citizen until release.

I am never buying star citizen.

TheLurker , to nostupidquestions in Are smart door locks more or less secure than traditional door locks?

The largest tech companies can’t secure their shit properly.

No these smart locks are terrible. Their physical locks are usually bargain basement trash, their design is usually full of well known flaws and their code is full of well known exploits.

FuglyDuck , to cat in "Upstairs is closed, mate. Think you need to move along to that kitchen and see about those empty bowls first."
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Throw the damn fuzzy ball!

Seriously, they’re adorable, and deserve all the fuzzy ball tosses, scritches, naps and whatever else they want.

fakeman_pretendname OP ,

Don’t worry - that definitely will have happened (the photo is a few months old).

They are all really lovely, and hopefully happy, cats. They’re still quite young (just under 1.5 years now), so still very playful, so there’s plenty of playtime with the humans and with each other. They’re brothers, and most of the time best friends, so they normally all hang out together.

They all get a good amount fussing if they’re in the mood for it, especially the silver one, who’s really into his “tummy tickles” or “belly rubs”, and likes to demand them quite frequently.

FuglyDuck ,
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oh, good :) Give Mr Silver a belly rub for me! (and the others whatever they like most,)

qyron , to nostupidquestions in Are smart door locks more or less secure than traditional door locks?

Researched a bit into this some time back and I was not convinced.

It would be nice to have a lock I could assign entry codes for different users and still have a physical key as an emergency backup but the obcession with these locks being tied to an app and/or internet discouraged me.

I stayed with purely mechanical locks with complex keys and secondary arms that make the task to break down a door much harder.

Don’t know how it is in other countries but I’ve been to shops where I specifically asked for locks that would give a locksmith a bad time to pick and was shown a few models where the only way to break it was to put a whole cutter to it and cut out the entire drum.

Dr_Cog ,
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My door lock is a smart lock but I disabled all ability to unlock it remotely with an air gap. It gives me the ability to use the keypad to lock/unlock without any security holes added.

My smart home system knows it’s state too, so I can have it make a chime or alarm if the door is unlocked at certain times. Great for alerting us that our toddler is playing with the door again.

CouldntCareBear , to casualuk in Are these the worst crisps ("chips") in Britain?

Shut yo mouth. These crisps are the best.

CliveRosfield , to technology in How do i stop this kind of pop up from ever appearing again? Win10

This comment section is why I have linux communities blocked. Seethe.

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