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Flax_vert , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!

I’m probably the biggest royalist on this instance, and even I find these notifications unnecessary 🤣

Blackout , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!
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I wish I could afford to get my prostate professionally enlarged. Instead I have to do it at home with a pickle jar :(

Emperor , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!
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King piece

smeg OP ,

The replies from you and @GreatAlbatross are like chalk and cheese. The perfect yin and yang of admins.

chloyster , to gaming in YouTubers this week

Memes are only allowed on Monday

GreatAlbatross , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!
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I think we should start pinning the king’s bum posts. It’s important to know the status of the royal prostate.

(On a slightly serious note, I do respect him for being very public about it.
If it means one more prostate-owner gets checked early enough to prevent problems, it’s a social good)

smeg OP ,

Yeah, as far as posts about the royals go I thought this was initially as hilariously irrelevant as the usual non-stories, but if you’ve got a constant camera in your face (or up your arse) then using it to make men aware of something important they’d probably rather not think about is actually pretty decent

deafboy , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!
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I had no idea the british healthcare is so rubbish, that honoring a pre-arranged doctor appointment is a breaking news.

zeet , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!
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To paraphrase his mum, he’s suffering from an anus horribilis.

slurpeesoforion , to casualuk in Important update on the king's bum!

Does this mean he is not a wanker?

Forgetspasswords ,

Not for a little while anyway.

Fudoshin , to casualuk in Best value sex aid
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Swarfegga!!! Fucking great memories of playing in my grandads workshop and cleaning my hands with the green jelly before going into the house.

freamon , to casualuk in The dark and gritty sequel

My neighbours have played some terrible music before, but this whistling-down-the-drainpipe tune is the worst yet.

Fudoshin , to casualuk in The dark and gritty sequel
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My living room window is open and my feet* are freezing but I canna be arsed to stand up and close it. It’s causing all the inner doors to shake in their frames. Very exciting. Probably the most intensely exciting it’s got all day.

I do not have a very interesting life.

*Sorry mods.

Oneeightnine OP ,
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So far we’ve had a few gusts but nothing approaching what we had on Sunday evening.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Tis an ill wind that needs the flue stuffed up. Fucking new builds.

GreatAlbatross ,
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My normally calm garden over the last few days. My normally calm garden over the last few days

This is about 1m above ground level, and pretty sheltered, so these are pretty high values.
(I did see 10.9M/S at one point on the monitor, looks like the logging might have missed it).

PatMustard , to casualuk in Best value sex aid

Best mark this NSFW, I can’t let the boss catch me degreasing my tool at work again

synapse1278 , to casualuk in Best value sex aid
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I stared at this for way too long before realizing this isn’t a 9V battery

NickwithaC , to casualuk in Saturday nights never got better
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I’m still mad they brought back robot wars and cancelled it again.

manapropos , to casualuk in It's time we had this conversation.

American here. You savages conquered half the world and can’t even enjoy black coffee?

Ilflish ,

Non-American. You didn’t have to out yourself because this comment would be hard to make more American. They aren’t the same and both have extreme value around the world.

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