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kescusay , to nottheonion in Antivaxx protesters tried to storm the BBC but had the wrong address.
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“They did their own research.”

Gold. Pure gold.

ma11en , to nottheonion in Antivaxx protesters tried to storm the BBC but had the wrong address.

Offices of the Big Black Cock society?

CurlyMoustache ,
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Poor people. All they wanted was to share their love for poultry

FlyingSquid ,
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Oh, see I thought it had something to do with guns.

I don’t know anything about guns.

ma11en ,

Why and good!

Fedizen , to nottheonion in Antivaxx protesters tried to storm the BBC but had the wrong address.

I guess they’re consistent in the quality at which they “do their own research”

CharlesDarwin , to nottheonion in Antivaxx protesters tried to storm the BBC but had the wrong address.
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I’m reminded of Rudy Colludy at the “Four Seasons”, but the one that was not a hotel, but a landscaping outfit next to a dildo store, where he hilariously found out that donnie had lost. One of the funniest moments in political history.

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I still have one laptop running Windows 7 because it has some software I like to use that can’t be installed on later versions.

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Looks like the cat is absorbing the LGBT

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It is an edit of this meme Screenshot_20230821_145214about exactly that.

EmpathicVagrant ,

That’s what I’d suspected, given the wording at the bottom

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I read “protect” at first…

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Izzy , to nostupidquestions in Are smart door locks more or less secure than traditional door locks?
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If there is no keyhole to pick then it is probably marginally more secure, but if a burglar wants to get into your home then no door lock is going to stop them. They could just break it or break your windows.

stevehobbes ,

This is it. The weakest part of most doors is the door. A sledge hammer will go through a door or window regardless of the lock.

Smart locks are way more convenient and the ability to grant timed access and unique access controls probably makes them more secure.

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  • AA5B ,

    If you’re caught with a lock pick, or sledge hammer or saw all, that establishes intent. You’ll do more time. Of course that’s a huge “if”

    stigmata ,

    If they thought that far ahead they wouldn’t be running around breaking into homes and cars.

    Followupquestion ,

    Have you seen the scrap prices for catalytic converters? Also, the best thieves of all time were the ones that stole the catalytic converters from the police vehicles in a certain major city. Other than taxes paying for their replacements, I’m not even mad, I’m impressed with their hubris.

    mojo ,

    Nah, that’s why I run linux

    Tankaus ,

    Bazinga.

    NevermindNoMind ,

    They could just break it or break your windows.

    This is why you need backup measures. For example, if they break in through my windows, they’ll be foiled by the micromachines I placed strategically on the floor. If they break through the door, they’ll have to contend with the blowtorch I have rigged just inside the entryway. Always remember, “this is my house, I have to defend it.”

    Izzy ,
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    Traps are technically illegal.

    lemmylommy ,

    Just leave some Lego on the ground. Perfectly legal, yet instantly lethal to anyone who steps on it.

    dandroid ,

    instantly lethal to anyone who steps on it

    I like to pretend the afterlife is like a big AA meeting or group therapy session where people have conversations about how they died.

    “So how did you die?”

    “Oh, I broke into someone’s house. The bastard left Legos everywhere. I tried my best to avoid them all, but it was so dark that I missed a dark blue 1x1 brick. It shattered every bone in my leg like tempered glass. The sudden collapse from pain and losing all structural integrity in my leg caused me to fall on the remaining Legos. A green plate sliced my jugular. The last thing I remember as things were going dark was a dark figure approaching. It was holding a Lego Millennium Falcon above its head as if it was going to throw it full-force against my skull. The next thing I knew, I was here.”

    lemmylommy ,

    🤣

    orphiebaby ,
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    This was one of the best laughs I’ve had in a bit, thank you

    mojo ,

    smh conservatives have gone too far

    settoloki ,

    If they manage to get past that, you should attach a paint can to some rope and have it rigged to swing towards them if they are coming up the stairs.

    agent_flounder ,
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    Man I am having some weird kind of deja vu today.

    son_named_bort ,

    What if you’re in another city that your uncle happens to live in and his house is being renovated, would you still be able to defend it?

    GobiasIndustries ,

    As long as you befriend a homeless person beforehand, you’re covered.

    kratoz29 ,
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    We have steel doors and protection metal bars in the windows in LATAM (yep, our houses are little fortress) and even that would not stop the most dedicated burglars…

    You know, I feel cameras help even more, these scums get anxiety when they see cameras lol.

    agent_flounder ,
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    We have steel doors and protection metal bars in the windows in LATAM

    Sounds a lot like Tucson…

    silentdon ,

    I had a metal door and an iron gate inside with shitty locks. Burglers broke the locks and got in.

    I replaced the door and got great locks. The locks held up fine but they broke the gate right out of the wall and got in.

    If someone wants to get in, they will.

    betwixthewires , to nostupidquestions in Are smart door locks more or less secure than traditional door locks?

    Anything with added complexity will have a larger attack surface and more failure modes.

    cloudless OP ,
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    What would you recommend?

    OberonSwanson ,
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    Based on the context, I think they would suggest going with the old school lock with a deadbolt. The more complex a device is, the more likely it is to have multiple vectors of attack.

    slazer2au ,

    Honestly, the lock is one of the last things to worry about. If you have an outward opening door get security pins for your hinges.

    Check out one of m.youtube.com/ talk on door security and worry less about the lock and more about the door fixture. His hour long conference talks to through how a door is insecure how it can be exploited and what you can do to prevent it from happening.

    sagrotan ,
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    Absolutely right! By far the majority of burglaries are with forced / destructive entry. Virtually all. That makes me think: if there is a “lockpicking lawyer” out there, what else lockpicking is there…?

    moody ,

    Typically, external residential doors open inwards so that they can’t be blocked by someone on the outside. Of course this doesn’t apply if we’re talking about an internal or non-residential door.

    slazer2au ,

    It is region specific as in my place 2 out of 3 of my external doors open outwards. my place before that was about 50:50 for outwards or inwards opening doors.

    moody ,

    I’m not sure. Honestly, it was mostly observation, and not straight fact. Perhaps it just more common on more recent construction. I don’t think I’ve ever been aware of an apartment or house door opening outward, except for screen doors on the outside of regular doors.

    papabobolious ,

    Trying to think through all doors of all places I have lived personally and I can not remember a single inward opening door in a house, cottage or apartment. I could very well be wrong but nothing comes to mind.

    cerevant ,

    I have to disagree - this is more like the gate that blocks the sidewalk that you can get around by walking on the grass. The mechanical locks that these come with are significantly weaker, more common and better understood by thieves, that they wouldn’t bother even trying to figure out how to hack the smart lock.

    moody ,

    That doesn’t invalidate their point. The electronic lock is just an additional potential point of failure with no added security. In addition to people who can pick or break the key lock, now there is an additional type of person who can break in: the kind that knows how to bypass electronic locks.

    agent_flounder ,
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    Same concept but why pick a lock when you can break a window or sliding glass door?

    In other words… The attack surface is indeed larger for smart lock than dumb lock – more ways to attack – but in practice it matters little because existing home attack surface is easily breached.

    agent_flounder ,
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    PS the counter argument is smart locks come with added security controls: monitoring, logging, and the ability to auto lock in case someone forgets to lock it.

    fubo , to nostupidquestions in Are smart door locks more or less secure than traditional door locks?

    Against what sort of attack? Who’s the attacker? What capabilities do they have? What do they want?


    There’s a saying, “locks are to keep your friends out.” If someone really means you harm, a lock is not going to keep them out: they can smash a window, break down the door, or hit you with a rubber hose until you give them your keys or passwords. This applies no matter what kind of lock you have.

    But a lock represents a social barrier: everyone knows that trying to defeat someone else’s lock is a hostile act. The law recognizes this in many places: breaking-and-entering is a more severe crime than trespassing.

    A lock may slow down an attacker. It may redirect an attacker to go after your neighbor’s stuff instead of your stuff — but not if everyone has locks.


    A password lock has some advantages over a key lock. You don’t have to issue physical keys to everyone you want to allow in. Many allow you to create and revoke passwords separately — so you can grant a friend access to your house while you’re away, and then revoke it when they no longer need it.

    However, a password lock also has some disadvantages. If you give a password to one person, that person can easily give it to everyone. That’s a lot harder with a physical key, because they’d have to go make a lot of copies of that key — which, if nothing else, costs money and time.

    A computerized lock can create an audit trail: it can record when it was opened, and even which credentials (passwords, keys, …) were used to unlock it.

    Any lock can have vulnerabilities — most common key locks can be picked; computerized locks can be attacked through their computer hardware or software.

    Late2TheParty ,
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    Thanks for reminding me of this XKCD gem!

    xkcd.com/538/

    fubo ,

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber-hose_cryptanalysis

    In cryptography, rubber-hose cryptanalysis is a euphemism for the extraction of cryptographic secrets (e.g. the password to an encrypted file) from a person by coercion or torture—such as beating that person with a rubber hose, hence the name—in contrast to a mathematical or technical cryptanalytic attack.

    gregorum ,

    There’s also just the social engineering side of it. I guessed my father’s door code just because I know his birthdate.

    HidingCat ,

    Beat me to it! Locks are just but one part of securing your home.

    cloudless OP ,
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    It is for a house in a residential area, and I don’t keep a lot of valuables in the house. I wish I knew who the attacker would be, so I can catch them with pre-crime.

    fubo ,

    If you’re concerned about burglars, one problem is that if they decide to hit your house, they can just break a window.

    Where I live, burglars often hit cars rather than houses; and they’re very willing to break windows to get in, especially if they see something valuable in the car. They spend no time trying to defeat the locks — hell, some don’t even check if the car is locked. They’re pros; they’ve practiced smashing a window and looting the car quickly.

    A lot of the loss due to burglary is the damage the burglar does on the way in, rather than the value of the things stolen. And upgrading locks does nothing to reduce this.

    Maybe instead of upgrading your locks, you might be better off spending the same amount of money upgrading your insurance?

    SlightlyMad ,

    Are you an insurance salesman? Because this script probably would have worked on me!

    fubo ,

    Here’s a sillier economic take on it:

    Locks should be difficult enough to break that if you can develop the skills to break them, you’re smart enough to get a real job and not be a burglar.

    bluGill ,

    Cars have historically been broken into and stolen a lot. Thus auto makers have put extra effort into good locks. Some hardware store deadbolts are so bad you anyone can pick them with lock picks - no instructions needed. Only the best deadbolts are equal what a car has. Likewise breaking a car window is typically harder than breaking a house window.

    MelodiousFunk ,
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    Likewise breaking a car window is typically harder than breaking a house window.

    All it takes to break a car window is a single tap. There's specific tools available, or someone can just use a shard of ceramic. Shatters completely and instantly.

    bluGill ,

    Right, if you have that tool. If you don't have that tool though a rock you find won't work unlike many house windows.

    MelodiousFunk ,
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    $10 on Amazon. Or just a piece of broken spark plug. Anyone who seriously wants to break a car window will have something handy.

    Or maybe thieves are just walking down the street and see a fancy bag on a seat and a rock and just decide to do the deed on a whim and get foiled by tempered glass. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    bluGill ,

    Shhh, most thieves don't know that and are taking cheap opportunity.

    dogslayeggs ,

    I love my August smart lock. It auto-unlocks my door when I get home, so I never need keys or to reach for my phone. It also has a key pad to unlock if I dont have my phone. It has alerts and reports status on an app. I can unlock or lock the door remotely for people to check in on things for me while Im away.

    Yes, it has issues and eats batteries, but its so convenient.

    agent_flounder ,
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    If you’re not in infosec you should be. (Source: am in infosec)

    fubo ,

    Oh, I did that for a while. 2001 was a mess of a year … right after the planes started flying again after 9/11, the Nimda worm came out.

    agent_flounder ,
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    Yeah that was a rough time indeed. I recall getting hit with a couple of those big worms back to back.

    fubo ,

    2002 was a blur, and then in 2003 came SQL Slammer.

    UncleBadTouch , to nostupidquestions in Are smart door locks more or less secure than traditional door locks?
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    if someone wants in, a lock wont even slow them down. check out lock-picking lawyer

    Shurimal ,

    Burglars won't pick locks, though. Breaking the door, door fixture or the window next to the door is much faster, easier and requires very little skill.

    schmidtster ,

    Lots do, less common with more modern locks, but a bump key is a very quick fast way to try and get in.

    AA5B ,

    I doubt it. Bump key requires a tool and a skill. The bar is not high but there is one. My understanding is most burglaries are impulse or opportunity. Is something open or unlocked? Can I break it with my boot or a nearby rock?

    schmidtster ,

    Doubt what? A proven issue?

    A bump key requires zero skill and a set of 10 will net you around 90% of current doors. And skill? It’s a 30 second video to watch, if you even need it. You push the key in and turn at the same time. If it works it works, if it doesn’t you move on. Even a trained professional can’t get into every single door, it’s about ease. If it doesn’t work, they move on.

    AA5B ,

    I doubt it’s used frequently to break and enter. Burglaries are much more opportunistic

    schmidtster ,

    It’s used very frequently…. It’s hard to track though since it leaves no trace if done right. Most people would just think they left their door unlocked.

    But of course very few people are going to admit that either.

    I seriously don’t know why I’m arguing with you or why you think that your opinion matters.

    It’s a known issue, simple as that. They are illegal to own without a locksmith license for these things exact reasons.

    Ignore facts if you want mate.

    AA5B , (edited )

    My opinion doesn’t matter as yours doesnt, just actual facts.

    I didn’t spend enough time finding data but this is representative of data I’ve read

    www.adt.com/…/how-do-burglars-break-into-houses

    Edit to add: here’s an article from “Bump Key and Lock Picking News”

    ukbumpkeys.com/…/how-safe-is-your-home-i-ask-a-th…

    schmidtster ,

    He bought lockpicks…. Not a bump key…. Said that they couldn’t use it to pick their nose…. And it’s one persons opinion…. Lord have mercy.

    They work, and if you use the right terms you’ll find plenty of supporting evidence.

    Try using bumpkey instead of lockpicks for starters……

    AA5B ,

    I never disagreed with whether bump keys could be used, just whether they are.

    There are lots of ways you can get sophisticated to break into pretty much any home, to get around various security doors, locks, alarms, dogs, cameras: a homeowner can never keep out a determined sophisticated burglar. I’m arguing that those are extremely rare and would need sufficient payoff, so it’s also not worth worrying about for most of us.

    The bar might be low on using a bump key, and I do see plenty of scare stories in the media about how available they are, but none that I read ventured to say how frequently they’re actually used.

    However actual crime stats continue to say you need to worry about the basics, and bump keys are either not mentioned as a frequently used tool or are not frequently used. I’m not claiming my house is secure against them; it’s not. I’m saying that if I get burgled, it’s much more likely there was a door open, or a door kicked in, or a window broken. The cause will be the blinking lights visible through the windows indicating potentially valuable electronics, and it will likely be a smash and grab. No bump key involved, no finesse of any kind

    HidingCat ,

    LPL is quite a bit better than your average thief though, and if you attract enough attention to have this kind of expertise thrown at you, you need to worry more than just locks.

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