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FlyingSquid , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"
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Serena Williams or Brittney Greiner or Simone Biles could kick my fat ass three ways from Sunday. I’m definitely not bigger than Brittney, and there’s no way I’m stronger or faster than any of them.

bemenaker ,

They could also kick the Governors as, with one hand tied behind their back.

NewSmileadon ,

Did you even read the article? He defined men as being on average bigger stronger and faster. I don’t know if this is exactly the case. You also named women who aren’t exactly in the middle of the bell curve.

S_204 ,

Simone biles is the size of a small child. If you fell on her, you’d kill her.

The other two, could probably take you.

FlyingSquid ,
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You don’t know how weak and pathetic I am.

S_204 ,

I’m aware. You don’t know how tiny a 4’7/ 92 pound gymnast is apparently.

FlyingSquid ,
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You don’t know how easily a 4’7/92 pound gymnast could kick my ass.

S_204 ,

Alright you got me, you’re absolutely undeniable and irreversibly pathetic.

Happy now?

FlyingSquid ,
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Yes.

Maeve ,

Don’t mess with people smaller than average; they likely learned how to defend themselves by being the target of “tough” people from an early age.

S_204 ,

LMAO. Sure thing lil buddy. Physics is a real thing.

If Simone biles tried to fight a regular sized person she’d be lucky to not be killed.

Maeve ,

That’s not true. You can tell how someone moves and adjust accordingly. But you do you, little buddy.

S_204 ,

You can tell how physics would impact their body of course… and being the size of a toddler isn’t an advantage.

Maeve ,

You can also tell how predictably people can be in a situation. Individuals tend to have a repertoire; that’s how boxing, football and any competitive sports coaches train their charges. Groups seem to have them too. Most would-be bullies wing it when sheer size is the differential, beyond a few well-rehearsed moves because that’s all it usually takes. Observe most bullies online or irl, better yet, be bullied. You learn how to move. Eg, a lot of people spoiling for a fight leave their person wide open and unprotected, simply because they think the person seeing them come for a fight is going to let them hit first. Some people still think the other person isn’t going to a sucker punch because it’sa bitch move (and it is); but better to use that bitch move before your bully does. Fighting with honor may or not matter till animal survival instinct kicks in. One can and probably should let it kick in sooner because bullies aren’t really looking for a good excuse or honor and there’s no shame in recognizing that. Just don’t carry it over to every other life aspect.

S_204 ,

Damn, this turned into a therapy session for you. Didn’t bother reading it, because if someone that much smaller comes at you, just kick em in the face and keep walking.

SwingingKoala ,
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There will probably be an executive order soon that defines you as a trans man and that sends you to reeducation forced re-transition.

chiliedogg ,

He’s an asshole, but it is absolutely true that men are, on average, bigger, stronger, and faster than women, so picking 3 women who are notable for being in the top billionth of prowess in their particular sports isn’t exactly a repudiation of that point.

automaton ,

Not sure why you are downvoted. On average, that statement is correct.

TheDoctorDonna ,

I was just thinking the same about my husband. At 5’7" and 137 lbs, and working an office job with no workouts so no real muscle tone, he might have to be defined as a woman. Good thing we’ll never go to Nebraska.

I would like to see him go up against any of these ladies in literally any sport at all- they’d kick his ass so hard. And that’s fine- he’s not less “manly” because of it. He is my husband and the father of my children and I love him always and thankfully small minded people like this are only a minor hindrance in the progress we are making.

MooseBoys , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

Me who can’t do a single pull-up: I guess I’m a woman now?

FlyingSquid ,
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I have no upper body strength at all. Never been able to do a pull-up, can only do about five push-ups. Even when I was a kid, I could barely handle the monkey bars. My daughter has inherited it from me. She has trouble with metal doors you have to push to exit a building. So I guess I’m bigger, stronger and faster than a 13-year-old?

TwoGems , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"
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I guess intersex people also don’t exist good job loser governor

cyberfae ,

He knows they exist, he just hates them just as much as trans people.

MeekerThanBeaker , to technology in Scarlett Johansson denied OpenAI the right to use her voice. They used it anyway.

Something, something… don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness. Yet, they asked for permission and were denied.

Not sure if they thought they’d get away with it or if they just wanted this publicity. I’m thinking it was their hubris.

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  • Emmie ,

    That was kind of random

    Eyck_of_denesle ,

    It’s not. This is their 2nd comment on this thread about some part killing others or wherever vague type comment. I’m assuming this is a bot.

    SpiceDealer , to news in After a vegan blue cheese won the Good Food Award, panicked dairy cheese makers forced the foundation to disqualify it
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    Big Milk will not accept any threat to their cash cow! This is outrages!

    sunbeam60 ,

    Aren’t they dairy cows?

    argo_yamato , to news in School board member blames "Holy Spirit" for making her share a Nazi meme

    Monique has decided to play the victim card, wailing about “cancel culture.”

    Again facing repercussions for your actions is not “cancel culture”.

    postmateDumbass , to nottheonion in Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments
    1. Thou shalt not math.

    PS: this is what happens when the commitee watches Spinal Tap too many times.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    If George Lucas had directed Spinal Tap, he would have already gone back and made Stonehenge orange.

    JackFrostNCola ,

    Surely there’s an inbred-11 fingers joke in here somewhere…

    MapleEngineer , (edited ) to news in Trump: Civil War didn't need to happen, could have been "negotiated"
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    This is one that I deal with all the time with the extreme right, the extreme left, the extreme LGBTQ…, the extreme vegans etc.

    You have to negotiate!

    No, we don’t. Some starting positions are so ridiculous that they leave no room for negotiation. No one is owed a negotiation. Sometimes the answer is, “No.”

    EDIT: A couple of pedantic extremist apologists and a small brigade of their friends tried to shout and insult me down. They failed. They weren’t interested in a conversation, just silencing someone whose message they didn’t like. Do you know how I know this? Not a single one of them asked me to explain myself. Not a single one asked me why am extremist is an extremist.

    All extremists have a pathological belief that they are somehow superior and that that superiority justified their anti-social behavior. So neo-Nazi extremists have a pathological belief that they are racially superior and that that superiority justifies harassing, intimidating, and threatening people they believe are racially inferior to leave. Vegan extremist believe that they are morally superior and that that moral superiority justifies their harassing, intimidating, and bullying restaurateurs butchers, grocers, farmers, and their customers to change their diets to comply with the extremists beliefs.

    So, the (pedantic) details may be different but the underlying pathology is the same.

    An extremist is an extremist. They’re all pathological assholes with grandiose delusions.

    jose1324 ,

    Some of those are not the same

    MapleEngineer ,
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    Extremists are extremists.

    abbotsbury ,
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    Vegan extremists are not the same as Neo-Nazi extremists.

    MapleEngineer ,
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    That’s why by they’re called different things, pedant, but an extremist is an extremist.

    abbotsbury ,
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    Yes, and a criminal is a criminal. You are very smart.

    MapleEngineer ,
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    For example, all extremists resort to pretty insults when their attempts to derail the conversation fail. They also attempt to brigade anyone they don’t agree with into silence but downvotes on Lemmy are completely impotent and leave the extremists flailing pathetically. Extremists are extremists. They have different causes and hate different people but their behaviours are very, very similar and they are very easy to spot.

    vaultdweller013 ,

    No dude, this isnt the other guy flailing. You refused to explains your point and instead decided to double down and continue to not explain your point.

    Saying extremists are extremists means nothing because extremism can vary from situation to situation. John Brown was certainly an extremist so were the confederates, the difference is that Brown wanted to free people from their shackles while the confederates were the ones putting them on.

    Frankly speaking the other guy was making fun of your morally simplistic idea on things and had decided to just make fun of you instead.

    Youre worse than the fucking retarded wheraboo who thought a king tiger was better than an Abrams, atleast he put in funnt pictures.

    MapleEngineer ,
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    More childish insults. Don’t forget the impotent downvote. That’s really the icing on the flail.

    My point was that some opening positions were not worthy of negotiation. The commenter tried to derail the conversion by being pedantic about different types of extremists not being the same. I didn’t bite so he and his limp noodle brigade started downvoting and insulting me. I’m not a weak minded tool so I stayed on message and simply taunted them, as I am now doing you, for being utterly ineffective and impotent.

    Be better.

    abbotsbury ,
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    Honey it’s not a brigade, you’re just wrong. It’s not pedantism, you just sound like a fool.

    MapleEngineer , (edited )
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    I’ve been around long enough to know that 10-12 downvotes on every comment in a dead thread with only three participants is a brigade. You can say it isn’t but that doesn’t change that it is and that anyone who looks at it can see that it is.

    “The sky is red, millions of people are dying, and we can save them.”

    “The sky isn’t red.”

    “No, my point was millions of people are dying and we can save them.”

    “But the sky isn’t red!”

    That is the literal definition of pedantism.

    My main point was that some starting points aren’t worth negotiating. I’m sorry that you missed that. It was apparently clear to most readers. That extremists are extremists is a minor, establishing statement and absolutely true. That anyone is arguing that instead of my main point is pedantic.

    Here’s the thing…I don’t care what you or anyone else thinks. That’s why your insults are meaningless to me. You want to piss into the wind, go ahead and I’ll just keep mocking you.

    I’ll be here if you want to have an actual conversation.

    abbotsbury ,
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    You think it’s clear to most readers, yet ignore the largest evidence contrary to that and instead try to explain it away with conspiratorial thinking, interesting.

    MapleEngineer ,
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    I know you don’t ask the question because you didn’t actually want an answer. I answered the question anyway. I could have answered down here in this dead thread but no one would see it. Instead I answered in the original comment.

    The word vomit in your last comment didn’t make any sense at all or have anything to do with anything I wrote. I’ll ignore anything that you are any of your circle jerk buddies say unless it’s an actual good faith comment free from insults and logical fallacies that materially advances the conversation.

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  • MapleEngineer ,
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    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    WhoRoger , to technology in A week in, Threads has lost half of its active users
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    What, are the bots on strike?

    Helix ,

    It begins.

    Snapz , to nottheonion in Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days

    Why do we even hold up the charade of calling WSJ by name when it’s obviously just fox news (in ownership and content) with the lightest of filters for outright insanity?

    Serinus ,

    I’ve noticed anything labeled “business” or “finance” or “money” is just as ridiculous, if not more. They really are drinking each other’s piss and thinking it’s Kool-Aid.

    Zeozulu ,

    The real fucked up part is to them it IS Kool-aid, and they know it tastes like piss to the rest of us. They don’t care.

    wintermute_oregon , to nottheonion in Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days

    People shouldn’t have to work sick. If we learned one thing from Covid, shut spreads around the office.

    If someone is slightly ill let them work from home or take a day off.

    paprika , to news in School board member blames "Holy Spirit" for making her share a Nazi meme

    I don’t think she was blaming her choice on the holy spirit (whatever the hell that is), she was just saying it approved her choices and thus she did nothing wrong.

    venoft , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"
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    So whenever he sees a giant Dutch girl that would destroy his noodle arms in arm westling he’s now officially a tiny little girl.

    Patches ,

    That’s his kink 😜

    automaton ,

    Although on average Dutch men are even bigger…

    ristoril_zip , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

    After that he signed an order that declares his penis to be totally average or a little bigger than average, and that it’s totally normal for it to be that color & shape and have a bend in it.

    werefreeatlast , to news in After a vegan blue cheese won the Good Food Award, panicked dairy cheese makers forced the foundation to disqualify it

    Anyone got the actual link to buy this cheese?

    FiniteBanjo ,

    While we’re at it, I need recommendations for decent Mozzarella, Parmesan, and Asiago with a melting point below 300F.

    I make a lot of Focaccia stuffed with cheese and jalapenos, as well as pizza, but it would be nice to be able to serve a guilt free option to my more discerning guests.

    irish_link ,

    Parmesan - Follow your heart (followyourheart.com/…/dairy-free-parmesan-shredde…) It does take a bit but low and slow works for us.

    Mozzarella (Try it before you dismiss it, I know its a WTF moment) - www.miyokos.com/…/pourable-plant-milk-mozzarellaI kid you not the promo images of the pizza is actually how it ends up, melts great and blends well. I actually use it in my eggs and my Wife’s “JUST egg” as I cook them and it ends up being amazing.

    Sorry I don’t have an Asiago for you. If you ever find one please let me know.

    Emma_Gold_Man , (edited )

    If you don’t mind a little extra effort, Miyoko Schinner (founder if that “Miyoko’s Creamery” brand) also has a book out - Artisan Vegan Cheese with an excellent meltable (not pourable) soy/cashew yogurt based mozzarella recipe.

    irish_link ,

    Ohh that sounds great! Thanks for the heads up!

    Emma_Gold_Man ,

    No problem. Depending on your time/money balance, the recipes should work just as well starting with a commercial soy or almond plain yogurt base. I’d avoid coconut milk based yogurts, since the coconut flavor tends to carry through to the yogurt and presumably to the cheese as well.

    grrgyle ,

    Miyokos is legit. My local grocery store just started carrying them, and I use their vegan butter in creamy pasta dishes

    baseless_discourse ,

    A quick search: climax.bio and climax.bio/findus/

    werefreeatlast ,

    Looks like you gotta go to a restaurant to taste it. Meh. I just want some bean tacos when I’m back from work that have cheese in them.

    ImFresh3x ,

    Really limited information on the actual products. Zero ingredients information too.

    0x2d ,

    🤨📷

    chiliedogg ,

    Since it was actually disqualified for being made from an ingredient that’s not approved for human consumption by the FDA you might not want to buy it.

    It was disqualified before the announcement was made. Dairy farmers didn’t even know it was going to win.

    roguetrick , (edited )

    That’s not true. There’s no reason to believe kokum requires GRAS affirmation since it’s been historically and widely consumed on the Indian subcontinent. That means it’s grandfathered in as GRAS by default even if it’s not included in their lists.

    The FDA not yet giving it GRAS affirmation is not the same as it not being approved for human consumption. Specifically, the FDA did not raise any concerns to a GRAS notice that it has already received for kokum butter as a cocoa butter substitute.

    A substance used in food prior to January 1, 1958, may be generally recognized as safe through experience based on its common use in food when that use occurred exclusively or primarily outside of the United States if the information about the experience establishes that the substance is safe under the conditions of its intended use within the meaning of section 201(u) of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act

    MilitantVegan OP ,

    It’s not available yet, but here’s their home page.

    climax.bio

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