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Chakravanti ,

First look had me thing those were pipes…hang on, I think I got a gas mask too…

FurtiveFugitive ,

Pretty sure those kazoos are mounted backwards.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Nope

Chakravanti ,

Depends how you like it.

FurtiveFugitive ,
rhythmisaprancer ,
@rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social avatar

This could be used for a dirty version of Once Upon a Time In The West!

ace_garp ,
@ace_garp@lemmy.world avatar

Dank promo.

Viking_Hippie ,

Safe word is the entirety of a Weird Al accordion solo.

Chakravanti ,

I thought Weird Al was the spice.

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

He’s the spice, the safe word and the spirit. Weird Al is all. Weird Al is infinite. Weird Al is life.

RGB3x3 ,

Honestly reminds me of this (SFW):

youtu.be/ljKO0R84YXg

Blahaj_Blast ,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Repated: I think this is it, but my state requires ID now to visit these sites and fuck if I’m gonna do that.

CW Obviously nsfw

xhamster.com/…/harmonica-gag-i-d-hate-this-if-it-…

Viking_Hippie ,

What sort of theocratic hellhole state do you live in? Utah?

Blahaj_Blast ,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The south actually, but you know, they all like to copy each other’s methods even if they all think the other is the wrong religion.

Cethin ,

Virginia for me. Same issue. VA is pretty purple though, so hopefully it won’t last.

get_off_the_phone ,

LMFAO “Don’t dribble in my harmonica.” Thanks for that.

And sorry about the state of your state. As far as porn goes, that video was pretty tame and hardly even porn. Sure there are some titties and mild fetishism but the ad that preceded the video was more hardcore. There wasn’t even a swear word (other than the voice-over ad in the beginning) in the video! I’d say this video is almost wholesome and definitely hilarious, it should be shared and enjoyed, not denied by prudes and puritanical authoritarians.

Cethin ,

My state also has this law. It’s not about the content of any particular video, it’s that the site primarily hosts “inappropriate” content largely. It’s super easy to get around with a VPN though. I don’t see the purpose. (Well, I do see the purpose, but it isn’t about function, it’s about signaling to their base.)

rhythmisaprancer ,
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I'm in Utah right now, I wonder if I can access this when I get back to Nevada?

Cethin ,

Just use a VPN.

rhythmisaprancer ,
@rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social avatar

Well sure, but I was just on the road. But, I guess since I don't have s VPN and that website has associated my phone with Utah, I'm out.

Quexotic ,
@Quexotic@sh.itjust.works avatar

The absolute uncontrollable wheeze laughing that you have foisted upon me…

Thank you so much for this.

I love how at one point the dude just gives up trying to make porn because it’s so fucking funny.

saltnotsugar ,

Get yourself a clown girlfriend. Or don’t. What do I know?

Ghost33313 ,
@Ghost33313@kbin.social avatar

It's hard finding girls into clowncore bdsm.

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds pretty tame, also I think the 00s were full of insane clown posse groupies.

prayer ,

Clussy

Doxatek ,

The clifestyle

capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

For more fun, try slide whistles, spinner whistles, or the squeakers from some rubber chickens!

flambonkscious ,

The squeakers from rubber chickens are awesome, for sure. Lots of silly fun times

livie ,

the sound would be horrible… I need to try this

JohnDClay ,

I don’t think kazoos would work, they need you to hum to begin with rather than just airflow.

kamenlady ,
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A good moaning will do

RavenFellBlade ,
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I’m pretty sure moaning, whimpering, and forcefully suppressed screams will do the trick.

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