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Churbleyimyam ,

Yeah: don’t spend 18 hours drinking and taking cocaine.

BradPittIsGod ,

I don’t really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?

RIPandTERROR ,
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Push

UnearthedUnusual ,

Two words: magnesium citrate.

ramius345 ,

Get the flu. It’ll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn’t very effective this year. Ask me how I know.

corsicanguppy ,

So far so good on vaccines this year for me.

DrJenkem ,
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Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.

ramius345 ,

2 parents, 2 kids, one uncle, 4 grandparents all got it. All vaccinated. Not a large sample but larger than 1.

BonfireOvDreams ,
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For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?

Enfors ,
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Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅

corsicanguppy ,

Coprolite Diamonds?

Lightfire228 ,

Some people have slower digestive systems than others

It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating

Commiunism ,

You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.

You’ll be fine

corsicanguppy ,

But oh, god, the pain. What a way to escapeTheStall.com !

I had to turn my prescription and left-overs back into the pharmacy after day 4 because the smallest opiate scripp left me in more pain than the original complaint and I had that gait that only really pregnant women or really old men have.

TylerDurdenJunior ,

The seed shells from Cassia Angustifolia

Make a cup of tea from them, wait 12 to 24 hours.

Enjoy. Just don’t drink it everyday for weeks.

You can find it in herbal stores i am sure.

It is prescribed by doctors at least in some European contries

criticalimpact ,

Vege smoothie

TheDarksteel94 ,

Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.

lseif ,

BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.

adhocfungus ,

I’m having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.

some_guy ,

That soccer team that crashed in the Andes dug it out with a stick or bone.

Marduk73 ,
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i literally yelled “Hey Sharon! You gotta see this” today in the washroom.

Angry_Maple ,
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This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

Risk ,

Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:

Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.

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