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charonn0 ,
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Plan 9 from the Human Race

Gestrid ,

youtu.be/g4zKWXdDt2Q

NoSpiritAnimal ,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

So you agree, birds do exist then? https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e9bf8312-6dc1-4f73-86cd-fec37ccb25f7.jpeg

NigelFrobisher ,

I’m legit going to write this into my will.

Taleya ,

Ohhh that’s some mondasian bullshit

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yea I’ve heard they’re testing ip over pigeon to increase customer internet speeds

holomorphic ,

EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE THE OMNISSIAHORNITHOLOGIST

user1234 ,

So he’s saying drones aren’t real too?

Evil_Shrubbery ,

So they replace the dead mechanical parts with new ones but also flash a hacked firmware to enable reverse-spying?
How devious.

beeng ,

🌑🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

BubbleMonkey ,

That’s cool and all, but it doesn’t beat a cat drone, an ostrich that flies, or a cowcopter. :D

www.businessinsider.in/tech/…/49169053.cms

gnutard ,

No fucking way

HootinNHollerin ,

Doh ma gawwwd

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Where is the giraffe autonomous submarine??

BubbleMonkey ,

Be the change you want to see in the world, my friend!

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Im mutating as we speak!

BubbleMonkey ,

Ooh aren’t we all… ;)

Evil_Shrubbery ,

This isn’t voluntary!

I wanted crab body perfection, not this (soon to be undead submersible) tall horse bullshit.

BubbleMonkey ,

Isn’t it though, isn’t it?

But cmon, if you don’t want do deal with the gag reflex, should you really be developing the neck?

NakariLexfortaine ,

Who said your head had to be submerged?

Think long.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Crab body, giraffe head, got it.

henfredemars ,

But they’re already drones.

This is a means for government to downplay the mounting evidence of fake birds. Now they can say “oh that one was a drone, but the rest are real you just happened to find the one done!”

underwire212 ,

Imagine seeing your dead relative reanimated as a robot so that scientists could study you 🗿

modifier ,

Take it from me, no fun at all.

TexasDrunk ,

I got suspicious when Granny started saying shit like “As an AI Language Model I cannot make sweet potato pie”.

tektite ,

I bet she makes a spicy gasoline spaghetti though!

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

Her glue pizza is to die for!

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

iirc this was a major concern for face transplants. Person A gets horribly burned; person B dies; A gets B’s face; B’s mom sees A walking around with B’s face and has an existential crisis.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

And where’s person C in all this? Are we just going to ignore them, as always?

NakariLexfortaine ,

Person C only exists within the crisis.

Person C may or may not exist, at any given time.

Tixanou ,

You’re right, we never C him mentioned

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Person C also needs a new face; we have the means to get C the care they need, but insurance says ‘no’. C is becoming radicalized.

pkmkdz ,

Person C needs to wait until person A dies

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I mean, animals (birds too) def have grieving rituals (“funerals”) and emotional suffering caused by loss of a close one.

Seeing a reanimated corpse of that same individual would fuck beyond uncanny-valley anyone.

And even without knowing the individual prior to assimilation, there is no way birds don’t recognise it as something different.
It just isn’t physically harming them & won’t go away - what are they supposed to do?

SOB_Van_Owen ,

The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back -and sometimes taking surveillance photos. Beautiful plumage.

ceenote ,

It’s stone dead.

lemmyknow ,

It’s stone dead pining for the fjords

FTFY

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

You taped a rotor to its back!

ceenote , (edited )

The only reason it was sitting on its perch in the first place was because it had been nailed there. It has ceased to be.

noxy ,
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Mate, this parrot wouldn’t would “voom” if you put four million volts through it!

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