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Patches ,

They are too big. There is no maybe about it.

You best start believing in late stage capitalism, you’re in one.

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But it is scalable. Do you have any idea how much fuckin money these social media sites make? They absolutely can afford it. We just don’t force them too.

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You don’t need to market yourself for the Oscars.

You just pay them money.

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Close.

Halfway through the game you’re supposed to end the Monopoly phase and switch to eating the rich. This redistributes the wealth and allows everyone a fair chance again.

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He washes it out OKAY. Stuff can be two things.

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He was littered‽

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The Dark K***ht

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People also say LOL instead of laughing. Kids are weird. I just hope it doesn’t go into the mainstream.

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That argument has unfortunately worked for many other Tech Bros

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And we did so before then with ‘Mineral Rights’. You can drill for oil on your property but If you find it - it ain’t yours because you only own what you can walk on in many places. Capitalists are gonna capitalize

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I would be shocked that most devices don’t. You can’t get a wifi chip without Bluetooth these days, and it’s a technology that is over 30 years old.

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$44 Billion dollars buys enough Hookers and Blow to last the rest of your life.

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That’s what the uppers are for.

A micro dose of those, a macro dose of that, a pinch of meth a day keeps the voices away

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Bold of you to assume Musk has 25 friends.

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Believe it or not a lot of programs still have not migrated, though it’s more often they have migrated but the Purchaser is cheap af using software 2 decades out of date.

Source: Currently supporting software that only works in IE even though we ought to tell them to upgrade, or fuck themselves.

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Meanwhile the Deck is both a hand warmer, and an aromatic candle.

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The only reason to choose MSI for PC parts is price so yes it would be very hard for them to compete. Their QA is non-existent and their Customer Support Ethereal.

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Hot take: if cutting corners to an entire line of aircraft and sabotaging an entire line of aircraft produce the same results then they deserve the same punishment.

The world would be a lot better place if we let the penny pinchers be at fault for the dangerous situations they keep causing.

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All of those changes were to prevent the absolutely rampant piracy.

Source: I was a rampant pirate who spread the word better than a Jehovah’s Witness.

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You wash your pineapples with soap and water?

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It’s not even Skyrim in Space.

The allure of Skyrim is that your given a quest 5 miles away and on the way you literally the whole game because you keep getting distracted with infinite subplots, and sidequests.

None of that happens in Starfield. There is nothing between the end goal and the quest origin besides tens of miles of fuckin nothing. That’s why it’s “Mostly Negative” right now.

Skyrim in space is what people wanted. It was the bar to meet.

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Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.

Give us some time to watch it.

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Because if they wrote that down then they would never be able to put on another Sony movie ever again. They would be out of business in short order.

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If ever they enact Universal Healthcare in America. What will become of Spiderman?

His origin story only makes sense because Peter can’t afford to go to hospital.

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Who cares?

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Serious Question: Why can’t we just have towable generators so EVs can go from an electric car to a Plugin Hybrid for road trips?

Generators aren’t very expensive relatively speaking.

Yet I’ve never heard not seen this anywhere, and seems like a very easy solution to range anxiety.

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Yeah okay but almost nobody is making Plug-in Hybrids and they cost an absolute fuck ton of money.

You also don’t need the generator for 99% of rides so you can remove it to reduce costs.

Look at the new “Ram Charger” that works like you describe. It’s 60k and for whatever reason needs a 600hp engine and a full electric engine.

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Why would It be diesel?

Besides what exactly is the alternative if there is no charging location on the way?

Just spend $150/day to rent a car in addition to all other travel expenses?

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1 Kw per mph sounds pretty bad. I would’ve thought electric cars are more efficient than that.

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That’s just Flip Phones with more steps.

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I thought it was some nobody but apparently it was TIME Magazine.

Yikes I have given them far more credibility than they have deserved.

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Given the rise of the internet given the timeline (Chef since 1993).

There’s been a massive growth of everything in popularity except maybe Nu Metal.

Did Strongbad invent comics? Because there’s been massive growth since he did it.

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It makes them trans

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I saw a resume with just ‘Military Spouse: 27 Years’ on it.

You can put whatever you want.

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Just don’t reply till the next work day.

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I can’t find it anywhere on there but does it control for Obesity?

Most people who want a sugar alternative already have high rates of cardiac events.

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Do we know that? I don’t see that anywhere in the article or the source

I don’t even see it has increased risk compared to regular sugar. Just “increased”.

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This implies most of them are having sex. They ain’t.

Nobody wanna fuck them. That’s part of the reason they hate women.

nbcnews.com/…/question-keeping-trump-loving-men-n…

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Synology makes it relatively painless with synology drive. It ain’t cheap but neither is drop box long-term

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It’s wild that you’re still in contact with your former employers.

Literally every single one has “fired me” and escorted me from the premises after I put in a 2 week notice.

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I have. I didn’t do anything bad to any one of them. I would like to think I was a top performer but they all somehow take it personally that I want more money than they wanna pay.

If I can get a new job by leaving after 2/3 years and increase my pay by 20%. Why would I stay for a 2% COL raise? Inflation was 18% last year…

One got upset and said “I don’t know how to process this. I thought you were a lifer…” and then escorted me to security.

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Correction: They make the best home NAS Software that you can get and they support it forever (so far).

Their hardware is often dated and expensive af. But you can’t get the software without the hardware so…

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To sum up everything you said.

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

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You should always rate shop on a regular basis. There is no such thing as loyalty to an insurance company. I cannot think of any corporate entity with less loyal than an insurance company.

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It doesn’t it has a shit ton of ice and snow

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Top ten anime betrayals

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Satan doesn’t whisper “Believe in me”.

He shouts “Believe in yourself”.

Satan is rad as hell.

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Okay while I agree it’s everyone.

It is absolutely possible for a single corporation to not be the shittiest possible person in existence. They just can’t be public.

The stock market is the worst thing to ever happen to this country.

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