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Mysiu666 ,

Last time I took a military plane I had to land by myself, shitty air lines.

Chickenstalker ,

You have to pay up the wazoo for onboard wifi in airliners. Better download all the games or movies before hand.

Agent641 ,

Yes, “games” and “movies”, winkemoji

XTornado ,

Idk my last flight was like what 12 euros for the full flight (just a 3 hour flight be aware). I mean it isn’t cheap but that terrible.

Much less if you wanted like 1 hour or so only which if you download your stuff and goes fast enough might have enough for the rest of the flight without wifi.

Maybe it was a rare case though.

traches ,

Can’t even use the heater in my mre what the fuck is this bullshit

Daft_ish ,

They is what’s missing in my life. I should have been just saying what ever the dum shit in my head is, always. To late I guess.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Was the destination Saigon?

SpaceCowboy ,
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You’d get some really odd looks if you were asking for wifi back when that city was still called Saigon.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Oh so that’s why I had to leave quickly…

TalesFromTheKitchen ,
@TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml avatar

That reminds me oft that cruise ship i went on once. Weren’t allowed to use our phones and hat to clean every day. Only nice thing was that we got money and the food was pretty good. I stayed like 12 years too…

Agent641 ,

Same here. Weird that we had no windows anywhere and could only take 2 minute showers a few times a week. Spent most of my days in a quite warm room with weird yellow signs everywhere, watching numbers on a screen.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Submarine?

cognitive ,

Lucky you. I remember sitting for a long times with my knees in some kind of zip-lock with the others on the flight one one of those airlines. This looks really spacious and comfy!

ProcurementCat , (edited )

Hey man just be glad you got a real landing man. They didn’t even give us that, they just kicked us out mid flight man. We had to land all by ourselves man

SpicyPeaSoup ,
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I could almost see Ryainair doing that soon. +€50 for the privilege of walking out of the plane instead of being yeeted out.

Wats0ns ,

With parachute only for business classes

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry to ruin the joke but I don’t get this one

ProcurementCat ,

Some soldiers aren’t lucky enough to get a ride like this. If there’s not enough space, they sometimes have to sit like this , with your knees basically between the knees of your neighbors, kinda like a zip lock.

Here, those Ganaian soldiers demonstrate it somewhat.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Wdym that’s just the average Ryanair flight

TonyTonyChopper ,
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they had us ass to mouth on my last one I tell you whot, bumch of wankers. Ant tat was in feckin business class

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