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Sunforged ,

This stuff is great. Not a vegetarian but I eat plenty of protein alternatives because of family. Un-Meat Plant Based Luncheon Meat Style (you have to say the whole thing) is actually preferable to spam.

karpintero ,

Haven’t had this particular brand, but I’ve made vegan musubi before with another. Turned out great and tbh I couldn’t tell the difference. The only downside was the price difference.

Kerriganindrag ,

Tofu be better

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Right?

Ephera ,

I had my mum try some fried tofu recently and she said, it tastes like spam. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

solsangraal ,
ravhall ,

I went on a date like that.

finitebanjo ,

Tbh I’ve tried it and its not great. It’s made of Glutens and has a sort of nutty texture.

frickineh ,

There’s a vegan sushi/ramen place near me that makes something between musubi and onigiri with vegan spam and they’re crazy good. So that’s one use for it.

SonicBlue03 ,

Though we’ve just met I’m already ready to un-meet UnMeat.

RangerJosie ,

For that price I’d happily try it.

However good or bad it is. It can’t be worse than luncheon meat. Treet meat and it’s offbrand variants.

The price of spam is just criminal nowadays. Costs more than corned beef.

ShinkanTrain ,

Why is there regular Spam?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a good question.

clay_pidgin ,

SPAM is great. I will hear no slander.

RangerJosie ,

/signed.

thesporkeffect ,

Are you Hawaiian?

E: or maybe Filipino?

Nm this has been covered.

clay_pidgin ,

Neither! SPAM is cheap fatty salty protein. What’s not to love? It’s isn’t worse than a hot dog.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Your face isn’t worse than a hot dog

ByteOnBikes ,

(Things I brag about on my tinder profile)

clay_pidgin ,

Thank you, I moisturize.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Lips and assholes, in cube form!

RvTV95XBeo ,

Does Spam need meat to be great? Feels like an easy swap to me!

clay_pidgin ,

Totally agree. I love SPAM but I’ll bet a non-meat version is totally doable.

superkret ,

I blame the Danes

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You just declared war on the entire country of Hawaii.

clay_pidgin ,
antmzo220 ,

Hawaii is one of the most vegan countries on earth.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

They’re pretty shitty vegans because they eat seven million cans of Spam per year.

antmzo220 ,

They’re pretty shitty vegans

According to a 2021 study by Easy Reader News, Hawaii ranks as the 4th top vegan state in America, following Nevada, California, and Oregon. The study reveals that Hawaii boasts a vegan population of 622 per 1 million people and is home to 19 vegan restaurants per 1 million residents.

happyeconews.com/hawaii-vegan-culture/#:~:text=Th….

They might be pretty happy about vegan spam considering they love both.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Those are really small numbers.

622/1,000,000 vegans

If everyone went to a vegan restaurant at the same time there would be 52,631.6 people there.

thefartographer ,

And 52,631 people are gonna have PTSD from seeing the 2/3 of a person mangled on their way in through the door

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Slightly less then two thirds.

Nimrod ,

Damn. This doesn’t match my experience in Hawaii at all. My in-laws live there, and everytime I visit I sustain my life with fruit and Avacados. I’d kill for some plant based SPAM.

SchmidtGenetics ,

TIL that Hawaii is a country…

And don’t they rely on fishing? They have a severe lack of farm land…

ByteOnBikes ,

Real talk though. My vegetarian wife struggled to find good vegetarian meals in Oahu that were Hawaiian themed. Not that they didn’t exist. Just that they were lacking compared to most major cities in America.

Me as a BBQ eater though… Gimme dat pork butt.

thefartographer ,

Gimme dat pork butt

Someone’s gonna be going “wee wee wee” tonight

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Don’t do his vegetarian wife like that, bro.

thefartographer ,

@ByteOnBikes is the only one threatening to do anyone’s hammy hinds

thefartographer ,

Kingdom

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

No, Hawaii.

thefartographer ,

Lol, what? Yeah, the kingdom of Hawaii, right?

I can’t tell if we’re actually saying different things.

I thought that a country has to be recognized as a country by other countries whereas a kingdom has to… do… something different. And royalty or something?

Fuck it, let’s go back to arguing. Yes! Kingdom!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’m confused, I’m telling you its the country of Hawaii and you’re saying it’s the country of Kingdom and I’m just trying to say they love SPAM and now you’re picking fights.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Since when is Hawaii a country brah?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Can you please stay on track here?

We’re talking about SPAM and the country of Hawaii’s love for it.

robolemmy ,
@robolemmy@lemmy.world avatar

Kingdom

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Oh you want to fight too?

Come at me bro.

SchmidtGenetics ,
SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Geez the text isn’t centered or even fitting on the paper.

You don’t give a shit at all about me, do you?

SchmidtGenetics ,

Hey! It was top and bottom centered and I changed it to bottom and top in a minimal effort!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I thought you cared.

SchmidtGenetics ,

I made you bugs didn’t I?

whostosay ,

Y’all some degenerates

SchmidtGenetics ,

Who’s to say?

whostosay ,

Not I, that’s for sure

thefartographer ,

You’re despicable

ShinkanTrain ,

The House of Kamehameha will rise again and everyone will be too scared to do anything because no one is gonna wanna wait to find out if they can actually do that DBZ shit.

SchmidtGenetics ,

In the next episode of DBZ, will Goku finish the spirit bomb in time for the end of the battle in 5 minutes, only the next 5 episodes will tell,

thefartographer ,

Well when you say it like that, I sound like a moron.

But I’m feeling stubbornly ignorant enough to support what I’m supposedly arguing.

The country of Kingdom loves Hawaii which is why they constantly spam my email. If you don’t forward this message to 10 friends in the next two days, Jesus is gonna sneak into your room while you’re sleeping and punch you in the stomach.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Oh I was hoping he’d slip me little Jesus if you know what I mean.

Jesus comes twice.

thefartographer ,

Okay, but only cuz you’ve got an honest face.

Tonight, Jesus is gonna nail you

forgotaboutlaye ,

And South Korea.

Maeve ,
ByteOnBikes ,

For spam musubi?

brbposting ,
zeppo ,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Apparently this is a soy and wheat gluten loaf and is made in the Phillipines.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds delicious.

zeppo ,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe! Idk, I used to like mock duck. Soy based lunch meat is pretty good too. Alas, I’ll never be able to try this company’s stuff as it all has wheat in it.

clay_pidgin ,

It does. Honestly SPAM is a good choice for unmeatification.

Maeve ,

Unless you've Celiac disease.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Sarcasm.

Maeve ,

I know. 😁

finitebanjo ,

It could be better, from my experience.

OlinOfTheHillPeople ,

It is!

inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
@inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like its essentially seitan, and frankly you can do amazing things with wheat gluten. My personal fav is the hilariously named WTF method (wash that flour).

For spam I imagine they just salt the hell out of it. 😂

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