If malls continue to shut down and decay over the next twenty years, someone should turn them into retirement communities for GenX and Millennials.
Imagine apartments built into what used to be department stores, (Oh, you’re JC Penny 203? I’m at Sears 106). Get those old arcades up and running. Set up meal stations at the food court. Once people actually live there, stores will start to move back in....
If you watch Point Break backwards it's a movie about Tennis
Why is there a lukewarm but no lukecool?
Upvotes on memes function like modern day laugh tracks
People used to think it was our ability to love that made us human. But it turns out it's our ability to select each image containing a crosswalk.
Why does 11:19AM have to look so much like 5 till 4PM?
The argumentative nerd went to therapy to become more well-actualized.
Truck wraps are like Lisa Frank, but for truck personality bros
Saw a “deer hearse” sticker the other day. So nice these guys have an outlet to express themselves. Like Lisa Frank stickers.
A Black woman has never lost the general election for POTUS in US history but 45 white men have lost
What if Dinosaur is the most common form of life, and they sent their DNA here in a galaxy wide seeding operation?
Boredom
Thought that if we are so easily bored in our modern society, much more than were our grandparents for example, it’s because of technology that simplify all our daily activities. When it was necessary to do the laundry in a basin, it took a lot more time than just pushing on a button to launch the washing machine, then there...
Airports would be a great place for advertisements trying to raise awareness of anti-homeless architecture
I feel like airports might not like it considering it would be the one of the first things tourists see but I feel like it be effective against snowbird boomers with extended layovers who are upset the airport lounge chairs aren’t positioned next to electrical outlets.
If anything happen to Linux today, like what happened to Windows, most of the internet would be dead.
The percentage of the population who did/didn't know of Crowdstrike probably reversed in the past week
Everything on Lemmy is "NSFW" unless your work is to be on Lemmy.
We might see Microsoft adding ads to BSOD
Sure to annoy IT people but those just need a line of text while the rest of the screen is free real estate for Micro$oft! Public BSODs tend to go viral too.
I wish I could screenshot my dreams
If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery
Just have it drill downward, put some more dirt on the coffins, add another layer of coffins, and repeat!
The Crowdstrike whoops would've been so much worse in 2020
13 is just owo taking a nap
We really need a political video community.
The number of political videos I see on !videos is growing. And most of them get downvoted there anyway.
There is only one type of job: Doing something someone else doesn't want to do.
Edit: tell me this doesn’t sound stupid...