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Lost_My_Mind ,

I cunt believe you’ve done this…

10_0 ,

Oh fuck

xep ,

I don't know how I'm going to recover from this burn...

WindyRebel ,

Take a shower

Feathercrown ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/42a1b091-fb45-4599-8f57-d2517e5af49f.jpeg

Notyou ,

I don’t know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo…how about

Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site

lurch ,

anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it’s shower time.

halfapage ,

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    KoboldCoterie ,
    @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

    Yes, I, too, feel very real emotions like a desire to run water over my human skin. I definitely do not require microcontrollers to instruct me on when it is time to do so! Just like all completely normal humans. Of which I am one.

    Tetsuo ,

    We have a great macrocontroller, a brain.

    Maybe not as reliable but definitely easier to program.

    jballs ,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Except those times where it just stops writing to log files. Sometimes I’ll be in the shower zoned out and find myself on the last step of my routine without remembering completing any of the steps.

    Ithral ,
    @Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Not always, I’ll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I’d sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that’s on my mind most of the time.

    datavoid ,

    OP doesn’t lie

    apfelwoiSchoppen ,
    @apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

    Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?

    Urist ,
    @Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

    Nah, they didn’t say anything about implementing voice activation by the command “engage”.

    norimee ,

    forgot ro shower for a few days

    My doctor called that depression.

    lurch ,

    nah, i just couldn’t remember because all days were so similar. i was like “did i shower yet or was that yesterday” almost went mad ngl

    essell ,

    OP, If the world doesn’t fit your expectations, it best to change them because you’re not going to change the world.

    rickyrigatoni ,

    Are you telling OP to break into peoples houses and force shower them?

    essell ,

    That’d be the opposite of what I said.

    rickyrigatoni ,

    Waking up ricky is dumb…

    essell ,

    Yeah. But they have great ideas

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    Instructions unclear, I’m being added to a list now

    slazer2au ,

    Oof, shots fired.

    tourist ,
    @tourist@lemmy.world avatar

    all wounds septic

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