You know how you can go to the dentist to have tartar removed? In the future, we could have routine appointments to have kidney stones pulverized and removed.
Lemmy disproves the stereotype that Germans lack a sense of humor
A solid 30% of posts in my feed are German memes. I don’t understand the language, but I love the memes that I can’t read.
A lot of societies problems would be solved if they taught about forming healthy relationships in school.
Right now there is a loneliness epidemic throughout the world. More and more people aren’t entering relationships. Gen Z men are having significant trouble dating while there are some economic factors in the mix. From my own view and experiences combined with what I’ve read most Gen Z men are lack the social and...
Isn't it convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order.
Your brain is sitting in a sealed, completely dark room with wires coming out of the walls.
I wonder what percentage of people become suddenly concerned about colon cancer the day after eating beets.
If nudity weren’t as taboo as it is, most political rant TikToks would be filmed in the shower, instead of in the car
Nightmares are just your brain doing combat readiness drills
Everyone sees their feet the same size - because if they're big you're tall and further from them. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Is ice in water just ice drowning in their own blood?
A number chosen truly at random will have infinite digits
As an introvert you can't teach me how to be an extrovert but I can learn to like being around people.
GOP ain't above dirt so can't fall
Edited from :GOP can’t fall : it ain’t anywhere above dirt...
Lying on your resume is like writing fan-fiction about yourself
I used to go into the store to find a game. Now I go into the game to find a store.
If you nicknamed a Giraffe "Giff" how would you pronounce it?
Experienced meditators probably have less earworms (explanation in the body of the post).
Thinking a thought is like watering a plant in a garden. Your attention is the sprinkler. The more you water a plant (up to a point, of course), the more the plant grows....
Technically a fishing license is a license to kill.. Only to a small percentage of the earth's population
Every particle that made up your body is older than you, some of them are older than the universe
in the future a voice actor will probably be a person who provides a library of voice clips to train an AI on
Humans are similar to cancer cells
Cancer cells are cells that keep growing even when they are told to stop. They continue to grow even when they are a detriment to the body. They consume a large amount of resources and they have no regard for the future even though their unsustainable growth will always lead to the death of their host and to themselves....
Before mirrors were invented, almost no one had ever seen their own asshole
Aside from the few that found a very still pond and figured it was worth looking at.
If you have a kitchen hammer, you should also have a poop knife.
Change my mind.