My imaginary friend is better than an AI companion
If they charge by the image, and there is any expectation that AI image-generators might produce garbage results, then AI providers are incentivized to make you pay for their experimentation
without you ever knowing about it, as well as (perhaps) swapping in a cheaper-to-operate model some percentage of the time, perhaps as request loads peak, hoping you’ll just roll the dice and try again.
On Lemmee, actual shower thoughts can be posted because theres less filters.
People with the nickname AL will likely change their nickname due to how it looks the same as A.I.
You probably make a stupid face when you pee.
Old articles are clogging up search engines
The internet used to be where you found the latest information. But it’s old enough that you could easily find info on 10-20 year old articles that are out of date and irrelevant
Warship is pronounced like worship, but worship is not pronounced like warship.
Warship “wor ship” and worship “wur ship”.
Can dust be weaved into clothes? (kbin.social)
Often when I empty my vacuum cleaner I find the dust has "weaved" together
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We breathe plant farts
Plants, through photosynthesis, take in carbon dioxide and release oxygen as a byproduct
Humans are similar to cancer cells
Cancer cells are cells that keep growing even when they are told to stop. They continue to grow even when they are a detriment to the body. They consume a large amount of resources and they have no regard for the future even though their unsustainable growth will always lead to the death of their host and to themselves....
Climate change is like having BDSM sex but both partner forgot the safe word so it just keep getting worse.
Had this funny thought of mind had to share 🤣...
Cowboys in westerns always have standoffs because the one who draws first attempts murder, to draw second is justified self-defense
Everyone is armed all the time and that’s normal, but to draw a weapon is an overt hostile act. A standoff therefore is a game of chicken because both want to kill each other and you want to draw first to have the highest chance of surviving, but even a bandit will hesitate to add a felony murder charge to their rap sheet. The...
Weather is a lesson in moderation.
Sun good; too much sun bad. Rain good; too much rain bad. Breeze good;, … It’s like the universe is telling us to enjoy alcohol, drugs, pizza, and sugar; but be careful and don’t overdo it.
The Ninja Turtles can live out their lives in the sewer because they don't have noses
climate change benefits old money rich for mass migration means slavery and wars they love are back on the menu
Sign language is just radio communication but on another frequency
Because you use light to communicate in sign language, and light is just an electromagnetic wave like radio but on another frequency. You just need to be in line of sight
The saying is "eat the rich" because "kill the rich" would get you banned from social media, yet eat implies cannibalism and is thus more offensive.
Imagine how gross it would be if our pets sweat like humans did...
Thoughts during my 3rd cold shower of the day, trying to keep cool in this muggy weather in the North East
Every other species in the world gets to go out in their birthday suit...
… but when humans do it, it’s automatically NSFW....
The new captcha to prove you're a human should be "say something inappropriate or offensive"
Imagine Lemmy becoming so popular it drives Reddit to support ActivityPub or go extinct
Reddit would become compatible with Lemmy essentially making it it’s own “instance”, and suddenly 3rd party apps work with Reddit again....
Truck wraps are like Lisa Frank, but for truck personality bros
Saw a “deer hearse” sticker the other day. So nice these guys have an outlet to express themselves. Like Lisa Frank stickers.
The song "Home on the Range" is essentially a limerick. Therefore, any limerick can be sung to the tune of "Home on the Range".
You will now sing every new limerick you hear for the rest of your life.