Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?
Sorry didn’t know where to post this and it’s been heavy on my mind.
People from other cultures who revere cows must feel the same way about beef as we feel about eating dogs.
The real beef.
Maybe ghosts are real, but since they're incorporeal they're unaffected by gravity and get left behind in the void of space
The government probably has super advanced AI at this very moment that we won't see for decades
"Goofy walks Pluto" equivalent to "a man walks his monkey", but in universe where dog evolve into sapien before mokey (i.imgur.com)
the Dragonball-Z powerup scream is just the "boy" version of the magical girl transformation sequence
Everyone knows that sailor moon would kick Goku’s ass in a fight anyway
The people living in the world of "A Quiet Place" must be IMMENSELY skilled in judging/trusting their farts
Grocery stores should have food banks
Instead of the perfectly-fine “expired” food going to the dumpster, feed people. Help the community.
Getting high reveals how arbitrary the connection is between how you feel and how well things are going.
Internet archive is library of alexandria of our time
I hope this time it wont burn down
U.S. troops in Iraq were directly ordered to murder whole families, including children, and likely committed even worse war crimes, and this is the reason why so many Iraq vets have PTSD.
This literally just occurred to me as I was thinking about it and it makes me sad. And yes, I already know about the heinous shit that went down back then that we already know of, including the use of white phosphorus....
The thing I could be jealous about working for the church. Your position is based on your love for God. That would be like you were the president of your company because how much you love spiderman.
Cameron's Avatar's avatars are the likely size and lankiness of future humans considering current body type ideals.
Interesting how artists don't make enough money from their creations, so our solution is to make certain information illegal to share, rather than give them a universal basic income.
The sea between Denmark and Sweden, Kattegat, can be translated to "a fishes cloaca on a cat" from danish
“Katte-” as a prefix means relating to a cat. Eg. “Kattepoter” = “cats paws”...
All episodic sci-fi shows can have all plot holes explained away if one considers each episode taking place in a unique time-line.
tooth fairy
When I was a child I had a revelation; if Santa isn’t real then the tooth fairy also isn’t real. Then growing up, if the moon landing isn’t real then nothing (of the same kind ) we are told is real.
If Gaza is the largest open air prison in the world, it makes sense that they would have the biggest prison gang in the world.
If someone's wearing a smart-watch and you scare them, you can measure your scare efficiency by their heartrate. Go for a highscore!
save the planet
It struck me that the political reason behind climate change, saving the planet and all is just so they don’t have to fix anything and can keep all the money instead of helping people.
Would eating raw human brains make you high?
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/7156263...
Calling people online and internet personalities by their usernames are the closest thing we have to super heroe identities.
The blowhole in whales and dolphins is really their nose.
That’s where they breathe from.
Papa Johns has the "Papadilla" and Pizza Hut now has their "Melt"
Apparently these people have never eaten pizza in NY, where we fold our slices. Can we all stop eating from chain pizzerias and order from your local spot?...