Nightmares are just your brain doing combat readiness drills
Is ice in water just ice drowning in their own blood?
A number chosen truly at random will have infinite digits
As an introvert you can't teach me how to be an extrovert but I can learn to like being around people.
GOP ain't above dirt so can't fall
Edited from :GOP can’t fall : it ain’t anywhere above dirt...
Lying on your resume is like writing fan-fiction about yourself
I used to go into the store to find a game. Now I go into the game to find a store.
If you nicknamed a Giraffe "Giff" how would you pronounce it?
Experienced meditators probably have less earworms (explanation in the body of the post).
Thinking a thought is like watering a plant in a garden. Your attention is the sprinkler. The more you water a plant (up to a point, of course), the more the plant grows....
Technically a fishing license is a license to kill.. Only to a small percentage of the earth's population
Every particle that made up your body is older than you, some of them are older than the universe
in the future a voice actor will probably be a person who provides a library of voice clips to train an AI on
Humans are similar to cancer cells
Cancer cells are cells that keep growing even when they are told to stop. They continue to grow even when they are a detriment to the body. They consume a large amount of resources and they have no regard for the future even though their unsustainable growth will always lead to the death of their host and to themselves....
Before mirrors were invented, almost no one had ever seen their own asshole
Aside from the few that found a very still pond and figured it was worth looking at.
If you have a kitchen hammer, you should also have a poop knife.
Change my mind.
Lazy people are just very efficient people
They use to tell us we couldnt trust Wikipedia. Now we know. Wikipedia is the only website you can trust.
Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?
Sorry didn’t know where to post this and it’s been heavy on my mind.
People from other cultures who revere cows must feel the same way about beef as we feel about eating dogs.
The real beef.
Maybe ghosts are real, but since they're incorporeal they're unaffected by gravity and get left behind in the void of space
The government probably has super advanced AI at this very moment that we won't see for decades
"Goofy walks Pluto" equivalent to "a man walks his monkey", but in universe where dog evolve into sapien before mokey (i.imgur.com)
the Dragonball-Z powerup scream is just the "boy" version of the magical girl transformation sequence
Everyone knows that sailor moon would kick Goku’s ass in a fight anyway