Since the invention of the printing press and mass-produced books in the 15th century, silent letters/syllables in written texts have unnecessarily hastened deforestation
If you're on a car ferry and get nauseous, are you carsick or seasick?
Eyebrows are mustaches for your eyes.
Furthermore, eyebrows are facial hair and everyone who has eyebrows also has visible facial hair.
I'm surprised there are not more cartoons with mimes as protagonists. It would probably cut down animation costs and you wouldn't need a voice actor.
Was thinking about an isekai where a mime mimes getting hit by a bus and gets transported to another world but just keeps on miming
A clown that could legimately spit out infinite scarves could likely make a killing selling quilts.
There is a chance that birds accidentally sing a known musical motif
In the age of AI-spam, I now treat typos in webpages as a good sign
I used to think typos meant that the author (and/or editor) hadn’t checked what they wrote, so the article was likely poor quality and less trustworthy. Now I’m reassured that it’s a human behind it and not a glorified word-prediction algorithm.
elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne
Some brand with the name being pronounced “eloh” “moo”. And it smells like ass, but for some reason it’s really popular....
You'd think RFK Jr. would have noticed a trend that running for president never ends well for his family.
Every really nice pen I have ever owned was because it somehow fell into my possession. I use them randomly sometimes as a special treat for myself.
Ya’ll jealous of my black 08 prismacolor fine line marker and pilot precise v7 rt....
Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you're not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly...
Was thinking about how sometimes a therapist can give bad advice, and if you’re not thinking about the situation clearly, how would you know? Clearly the solution is to see a bunch of them concurrently, like a therapist RAID setup
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Biology is applied chemistry is applied physics...
…which in turn is applied mathematics is appled logic is applied brainpower = applied biology, leaving only one conclusion:...
A metric tonne (1000 kg) should be called a megagram (1 Mg).
I wonder what fish and sharks think of whales and dolphins that have to surface to breath. I can totally see it "get out of here air breather, go hug the surface."
A book is like a TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside than on the out.
It can also do time travel.
The opposite of "product" must be "conduct".
If whales are ignorant of conditions on land, they probably think humans are an endangered species.
"God works in mysterious ways" basically means "this doesn't make any sense to me, but I'm gonna ignore it"
Side note, does it count as a shower thought when it was conceived while sitting on the toilet? Do we have toilet-sitting-thoughts communities?
We've transitioned from celebrating scientific pioneers in the 19th-20th century to venerating capitalist CEOs in the 20th century who amassed wealth through market domination and reduced wages.
Don't visit kohlchan.net/int
Besides breakfast and books, is there any other use for a nook?
I did not intend for that to rhyme.