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frightful_hobgoblin , in I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again

cringe

bruhduh , in How I date
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

FORTRAN

Pickle_Jr , in How I date

Am I dumb or what’s up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

widw ,

The image was modified, I think the original said something like “we’re gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio”

Sabata11792 ,

I’m still down.

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
@send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world avatar

Thats so much better 😭

rf_ ,

I think the original text was about ham radio.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

And yet it’s still relevant because HAM radio operators are weird like that.

Ephera ,

I mean, presumably there’s a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can’t have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it’s neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

Areldyb ,

Check this guy out, doesn’t even have any radio equipment in his IDE

taanegl , in How I date

Primeagen?

Anticorp , in How I date

*cracks knuckles

My kind of evening…

Socsa , in How I date

*Haskell

davidagain ,

But I’m scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can’t I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you’ll never want to leave. Never leave… Always elm… Lovely lovely elm…

PhlubbaDubba , in How I date

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

Socsa ,

So it’s like slightly more responsible Python

Mouselemming , in How I date

The pointed gun and Rust is giving me Alec Baldwin vibes, especially in the context of Netflix. Then I realized what instance I had landed in from All.

Thcdenton , in How big is your desk?
Toes , in How I date

Finally I feel motivated.

Thcdenton , in How I date

My shoes were already off.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Knoxvomica ,

LOOK AT MY CROOKED TOES

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I’m looking

muse , in How I date
@muse@fedia.io avatar

This would unironically work on me

candyman337 ,

I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Bonus points

NatakuNox ,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

We call those “marital aids”

Anticorp ,

What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

northendtrooper ,

At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

Tyoda ,

Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

EpicFailGuy ,
@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar

SHUDDERS

Anticorp ,

Your loss!

Holzkohlen ,

Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

turmoil ,

How dare you

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

[citation needed]

Klear ,
tacosplease ,

GW BASIC or GTFO

frezik ,

The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

Anticorp ,

You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.

lauha ,

“But you didn’t tell me the safe word”

“That’s not the safe word either”

AeonFelis ,

This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

TootSweet , in How I date

I think that’s just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

debounced , in How I date
@debounced@kbin.run avatar

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

5714 ,

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

Wooki ,

method exists, but the trait bounds were not satisfied

lugal , in How I date

Rust and chill

herrcaptain ,

Rust and Bust.

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