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dinodroid , in Title

I wonder what would be the scenario for below languages.

  • Julia
  • Rust
  • Go
  • Brainfuck
  • Lisp
  • Cobra
  • Smalltalk
  • Ruby
TheWinged7 ,

Julia

Your program is telling me to get a girlfriend

malloc , in Le torture

Older scrum masters during the daily standup and trying to do live updates to the JIRA board

Turned 15 minute meeting into 30 minutes at times lol.

psud ,

I let my stand-in scrummy drive the TFS board this morning. In adding a PBI to the sprint he typed the iteration manually (a pretty long path name), rather than clicking the context menu and selecting “current iteration”

DiamondDemon , in Testing good

HOW

Hazzia ,

Happened to me once.

It was a 5 line bash script tool added onto existing software.

Yeah, I’m a pretty big deal 'round here…

shohamc1 , in Still can't decide

Any Jetbrains users here?

sjpwarren ,

Yes, it seems to have everything I need for Go and Python

S3verin , in Le torture

thats literally my job (web development teacher)

coloredgrayscale ,

You poor soul.

clicks scrollbar with mouse and drags it, instead of using the scroll wheel

S3verin ,

right click -> copy; right click -> paste

snakesnakewhale ,

Fool—the scroll wheel is a scalpel; the scrollbar is a broadsword. Use the right tool for the job.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Please tell me your students aren’t making pages that load >5MB of uncompressed javascript and css

S3verin ,

of course not, its >5mb of compressed javascript and css

somada2kk , in Colors, localized.

As guy who hate French language and was learning in 1999 I can confirm it was pain to read the topic of lesson and the date. I was so happy when we switched to 2000.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Whole generations of French students that have no idea they escaped having to write “mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix-neuf” over and over again, in cursive of course.

Yoz , in You know who you are

Can someone please explain me like i am 5 what is docker and containers ? How it works? Can i run anything on it ? Is it like virtualbox ?

SantaClaus ,

Think of a container like a self contained box that can be configured to contain everything a program may need to run.

You can give the box to someone else, and they can use it on their computer without any issues.

So I could build a container that contains my program that hosts cat pictures and give it to you. As long as you have docker installed you can run a command “docker run container X” and it’ll run.

Lmaydev ,

A container is a binary blob that contains everything your application needs to run. All files, dependencies, other applications etc.

Unlike a VM which abstracts the whole OS a container abstracts only your app.

It uses path manipulation and namespaces to isolate your application so it can’t access anything outside of itself.

So essentially you have one copy of an OS rather than running multiple OS’s.

It uses way less resources than a VM.

As everything is contained in the image if it works on your machine it should work the same on any. Obviously networking and things like that can break it.

YellowTraveller , in You know who you are

When I was in school I once used a IOS emulator running inside a docker container of MacOS running on a linux machine. It works surprisingly smoothly.

snowe , in Colors, localized.
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

I had to read a lot of the comments to understand what the post meant.

ojmcelderry ,

Yeah. Honestly, I’m still not sure I understand it. ELI5?

AlternActive ,

French being french. They have no word for ninety for example, it’s four-twenty-ten. Not bullshitting you.

As in Four (times) twenty (plus) 10.

MouseWithBeer ,
@MouseWithBeer@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the “color” changed changed to “colour” due to British spelling of color.

The Spanish one has an upside down semi colon because in Spanish you write questions like this: ¿Is this an example question?

The French one is because the French number system makes absolutely no sense and to say 99 you have to say quatre-vingt-dix-neuf (meaning 4 x 20 + 19).

I hope this helps somehow.

nintendiator ,

The American is how it is supposed to be.

The British one has the “color” changed

[citation needed]

Grishaix , in function {}
@Grishaix@feddit.de avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">function {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

Is for cheaters who want to squeeze as much code as possible onto one screen.

zygo_histo_morpheus ,

only good thing about javascript is that it forces people to put the squiggly brackets on the right

bcrussin_dev ,

I thought you could put curly brackets on a new line in js? Although I know when returning an object it has to be on the same line… fuck JavaScript man

merc , in The Password Game

Some useful resources:

Emoji Moon Phases, you’ll need Waxing Gibbous right now (🌔)

starinastar.com/moon-phase-emojis-a-review/

Today’s Wordle Answer:

www.tomsguide.com/…/what-is-todays-wordle-answer

The Elements sorted by Atomic Number:

www.angelo.edu/faculty/…/structure_numbers.htm

Chess Move Solver:

nextchessmove.com

What killed me was trying to feed the chicken while hunting for a YouTube video of a certain length. I did get past that once when I was lucky enough to be asked for a 9 minute 0 second video. Because people upload “timer” videos of exactly X minutes, that was possible. The “26 minute 59 second” video resulted in a dead chicken.

squaresinger ,

What the hell is a gibbous and why does it need waxing?

GTG3000 , in The Password Game

I gave up around the roman numbers because I chose to include May

Think I should try again.

edit: okay, I’m going to call it on the Wordle rule.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Shortly after the Wordle rule I got told I had to include the country Colombia. Which, with an L, made it impossible to multiple Roman Numerals to equal 35…

Dimitriye98 ,

Only uppercase letters get treated as Roman numerals, same for periodic table. The real killer one for those two is YouTube url

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

For me it wouldn’t even let me copy/paste a YouTube URL. Trying to do so kept automatically pasting in the title of the damn video. 😠

brezelradar ,
@brezelradar@feddit.de avatar

it wouldn’t even let me copy/paste

It’s so real, right?

I hate when they forbid c/p password fields - that’s so stupid and even lessens security.

juliebean ,

im case you tackle it again, the month does not need to be capitalized, and if its lower case, it doesn’t count as a roman numeral

jeena , in What is it about?
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LeopardStripesx3 , in Parent threads, watch out for your children accessing things they shouldn't be

Brb is clever.

ElectronSoup ,

At least it's a tail call

DonjonMaister , in Microservice architecture, they said. It will be fun, they said.
@DonjonMaister@programming.dev avatar

I’m starting to learn full-stack development. This meme scares me, ngl.

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