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ILikeBoobies , in Password requirements are getting out of hand

“Logical”

Uses inches

CJOtheReal , in 10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code

Comment your code but only with numbers and then write a manual

Rinox ,

Yeah, proper documentation is not done with comments in code, but it’s a project in and of itself. Proper documentation is also fucking hard and I have no idea how people (in open source projects) can do it. It’s so fucking boring and tedious, especially when there are a million interesting problems you could tackle instead. Mad respect for people writing documentation, seriously.

I also hate writing comments and prefer to just write out everything in code.

CJOtheReal ,

I write the shit in the explanation before programming it, its a way to construct a code in human language and logic, with my manual you could program the exact same program in another programming language. (i cant show it because what i program is company secret, including the manual) and yes its kinda boring but everyone is grateful for it and for the things i do i need to make shure its never failing, so its checked by several different people, and such a manual helps a lot for everyone.

pkill ,

yep. Good code is self-documenting and syntax highligting and having longer sections folded up may help more than having to process some greyed out text. But comments are still useful for generating proper autocompletion and avoiding having to skim through you '“self documenting code”. Also it helps greatly with TDD and maintaining good coding practices. For example if you need a numbered list to reliably sum up what some function does, it’s often a good sign that it should be broken into a couple smaller ones.

dingleberry , in haha patents

Even more likely: have been using GPL libraries without a care in the world.

asw13c , in Yes

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Sailing7 , in The Complete Guide to Getting a Tech Job

Didn’t expect that vid to be so accurate, hurting and funny at the same time.

petrescatraian , in Merge then review

@agilob code is like wine. You let it out in the cold and it gets better over time by itself.

Skates , in Merge then review

That’s nice but it goes against our quality standards and the international quality standards we are charging the client extra for adhering to, the line you’re trying to merge into is stability and needs CCB approval for the merge, and the client has specifically requested only showstopper-level bugs be addressed for stability lines. You know what, I have neither the time nor the crayons to properly explain this to you, a consultant that supposedly knows the business. Pack your shit, you’re gonna have a wonderful time posting this crap on LinkedIn instead.

2 days before, at Pete Hurrd former job

darcy , in Hobbyte
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

hoGiB

threelonmusketeers ,

Hogibibyte?

kimochi , in Best VS Code theme

haha this is awesome PM1.5 pls

UraniumBlazer , in When someone corrects your code

It should be normalized to kiss the furry femboy programmer who corrects your code as a thank you.

RandomVideos , in There once was a programmer

I cant use chatgpt with godot :(

kurwa ,

Why not? I haven’t had the best time with it, but it certainly can write gdscript

RandomVideos ,

Godot 4.0, which was released in 2023, changed a lot of gdscript

Chatgpt only knows gdscript from godot 3.x

fluxion , in haha patents

It’s amazing how much work goes into cleaning up code before you feel comfortable posting it to a mailing list that you would never even bother doing for internal-only stuff.

BlueBockser , in Language

Shouldn’t it be “90+9” for English, though?

yum13241 , in CentOS is SPYWARE - ISRA*L OS! (DONT RUN IT) (HIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) (HIDDEN IMAGERY) - CONSPIRACY

You didn’t need to post this shitpost from 3 years ago on Programmer Humor and Piracy.

Your username checks out.

ipkpjersi , in The temptation is always there

Nowadays they call it global state lol

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