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abcd , in Drop database

Little Bobby tables we call him 😉

sabre3999 , in New company
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That feeling when you take over a spaghetti'd project from a consultant firm and the application breaks when you look at it wrong.

Keepitpushin , in Elon Musk Certified Genius*

This mofo. If only he would’ve stuck with Tesla and Space X and stfu he legit could’ve been on the better side of what billionaires can offer but intead he’s… this.

d3c4f ,

there are no good billionaires, my friend

Keepitpushin ,

That why i didn’t say good i said better

KindaABigDyl , in Strategy -> Result
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I feel like it’s not that it couldn’t be removed, but more that it’s too low ROI. Devs are expensive

Mika7150 , in How to remove the French language pack

french language pack is fine, it's lightweight. what you gotta do is remove the Russian Federation from your computer, the command is the same just change fr to rf

kubica , in Strategy -> Result
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chris , in Strategy -> Result
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I hate that it’s true.

luckystarr ,

Nothing lasts longer than a crudely thought out band aid solution to a not fully understood problem.

argv_minus_one , in cache

Finding clothes on a chair isn’t constant-time. You have to search through the heap of clothes to find the item you want. It has the same time complexity as searching through the closet; it’s only fast because n is small.

xzinik , in COBOL inheritance
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oh this brings me back to when i used to work in banking, i got the privilege to do maintenance on a “simple” piece that was kind of a cornerstone for one of the nightly tasks, it was created about 5 years before I was born

Mulligan , in 👨‍💻🟰🧙‍♂️❔
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Hair is a programmer’s nightmare.

ghostinthewires , in emotional damage
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I just started learning more about Blazor WebAssembly and have a project on the horizon that I think it could be perfect for. Looking forward to seeing if it is a better fit than React. C# for web development? Yes please.

genuineparts , in The customer is always right. 🪞
ComicSads , in 👨‍💻🟰🧙‍♂️❔
jeff OP , in 👨‍💻🟰🧙‍♂️❔
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msage , in The horror

C is fine, but keep any C++/C# away from them!

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