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Rentlar , in Leave it for the Nerds

Right: That’s fine, I should be able to install it with dnf.

Left: Well I dnf care, figure it out yourself.

colournoun , in Leave it for the Nerds

Real programmers curl unverified shell scripts into bash.

kestrel7 , in Whoa, you're a hacker!
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You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90's movie.

We are not the same.

floofloof , in Hacking

Try being a violinist and watching people play violin in movies. That’s also painful.

clifftiger , in Strategy -> Result

relevant xkcd

lasagna , in Elon Musk Certified Genius*
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Cringy isn’t a word I like very much but it’s the most suitable word for Elon Musk.

BaldProphet , in Drop database
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This is a whole new level of SQL injection. Just try sanitizing that input!

abcd , in Drop database

Little Bobby tables we call him 😉

sabre3999 , in New company
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That feeling when you take over a spaghetti'd project from a consultant firm and the application breaks when you look at it wrong.

KindaABigDyl , in Strategy -> Result
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I feel like it’s not that it couldn’t be removed, but more that it’s too low ROI. Devs are expensive

Mika7150 , in How to remove the French language pack

french language pack is fine, it's lightweight. what you gotta do is remove the Russian Federation from your computer, the command is the same just change fr to rf

kubica , in Strategy -> Result
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http://i.imgur.com/4HJ6jrQ.jpg

argv_minus_one , in cache

Finding clothes on a chair isn’t constant-time. You have to search through the heap of clothes to find the item you want. It has the same time complexity as searching through the closet; it’s only fast because n is small.

Mulligan , in 👨‍💻🟰🧙‍♂️❔
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Hair is a programmer’s nightmare.

ghostinthewires , in emotional damage
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I just started learning more about Blazor WebAssembly and have a project on the horizon that I think it could be perfect for. Looking forward to seeing if it is a better fit than React. C# for web development? Yes please.

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