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IndiBrony , in You could say, I am an odd person!
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But do you steam a good ham?

xmunk , in It's that time of year again

Love is in the air… the sudden outbreak of atomic war just reduced you and everyone you know to a fine mist - what did you think I meant?

user224 ,
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I thought you meant RF signals carrying “love”.

xmunk ,

Hmm, that sounds like a much easier approach… but I did already buy all these nukes.

Agent641 , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

Its illegal to reboot a server without first saying quietly “Hold on to your butts!”

marcos , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

It’s true. The odds increase several times.

jaybone , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

I just chain smoke on my 286

jimmydoreisalefty , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/946b46b5-225f-4409-a9ad-be251b5ed32b.webm

doggle , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

Opaque thorax

ComradeKhoumrag , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
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Gimme a wedge pillow to keep my ass above my head and I’m in

Dasnap , in Tough break, kid...
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I only program with LBP2 microchips.

intensely_human , in dotnet developer

This is one of the funniest meme templates because it’s based on one of the funniest moments in media history.

Linnce , in FLOSS communities right now

You brought back to me some good old memories with that Donald duck meme lol

pimeys , in It's not DNS

Not uncommon.

aleq , in FLOSS communities right now
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IMO Discord is the best platform for this right now, which is unfortunate. The little I’ve tried Matrix has not been very impressive (single chatrooms, slow, bad self-hosting experience IMO), IRC is a bit better (though very dated in many regards, esp. user management) but still doesn’t have the categories/channels that make discord nice. And most other chats are proprietary with discord just being the best one.

Which one would you like them to use?

metaStatic ,

Dial in BBS

snooggums ,
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My only complaint about discord is that it requires a mobile phone number for an account, and you can't use the same number for multiple accounts.

I want separate personal (with a silly account name) and professional (with my name) accounts, but only have one phone.

iAmTheTot ,
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Is that new? I've definitely made multiple accounts and I only have one number.

snooggums ,
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I don't know if it is new, but it is in the help files when I tried to figure out why it required both confirming an email and the phone.

aleq ,
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It’s fairly new I think. I ran into it first time a week or two ago when going into a test account I haven’t used for a while.

Shame really, having at least two users is very useful when building bots. Testing user-specific interactions and such.

uid0gid0 ,

A phone number is not strictly required. They use it for some verifications, like suspicious activity. You can switch the number to whichever account needs it at the time, but only one login can have that phone number.

thesmokingman ,

I can count the number of projects where I wanted immediate feedback from random people on no hands. I do not think there are enough hands in my state to count the number of projects I’ve crawled docs and commentary from search engines. My use case for a community is an asynchronous repository of knowledge and issue tracker. Discord does none of those things.

echo64 ,

I’ve been around open source for 20+ years and can tell you right now that it don’t work that way. An issue tracker and a wiki is not a community.

Most older open source communities were built on irl connections and irc, with some mailing lists thrown in. Hell, we even funded conferences just around the software, not to sell a product but just because it’s good for everyone to be talking to each other.

The issue tracker tracks the status of things, the wiki is generally user focused. It’s not where development happens or thinks get built.

thesmokingman ,

I agree with that. I think that there are people that want that deeper level. Most of your users are not going to fit into that, though. If you’re only supporting your power users, you will eventually wither and die as your power users leave.

I first bought a book with Red Hat Linux 6 or 7 in the early aughties (pre-RHEL/Fedora split). While I have actively participated in the technical improvements of project since then, I have typically stayed out of the social aspects.

dog ,

Matrix is the best platform IMO, and actual dev communities agree. (See: Github, Mozilla, KDE, Nix, the list goes on)

dog ,

This is in addition to forums, git, wiki, etc, which those communities also provide.

ransomwarelettuce , (edited ) in Me after I got fired

That’s easy to find, now gremlins is a proper way to quit, but even then it would be easy to fix with git by reverting a commit.

tkk13909 ,

That’s why you gotta slip it in with a very large commit so they don’t know what they’re looking for and don’t want to revert the changes.

lseif ,

or somehow commit it a year prior to leaving, and add a current_time > when_i_leave

tkk13909 ,

Now THAT would be evil!

seth , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

That looks like a quality oven appliance. I hate stools, though. 6/10 kitchen

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