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lseif , in OneDrive deleted my files!

i had the same thing a while back. i thought i disabled onedrive from running on my machine, went to delete some onedrive files because i was “running out of space”, and deleted all the user files on my system

Olhonestjim , in Googling

I put “Simple Green” on my resume skills section. Cleaning isn’t a huge part of the job, but I knew they used that specific brand across the industry.

The interviewer mentioned it with a laugh. I got the job.

Jakylla , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure

user1234 , in After a particularly annoying update today

An error was encountered, reverting changes.

corsicanguppy , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Same thing.

MacedWindow , in After a particularly annoying update today
@MacedWindow@lemmy.world avatar

This is only the beginning

ricdeh , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

Poor sweet little hinges 😭

RonSijm , in They did not reply.
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

Hmm, I’m thinking - We should place a bunch properties and just name them something like “${username}” - “${password}” and variations of that, and see we can “find/replace” cross-site script them into sending their bots details

dan , in Why spend money on ChatGPT?
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I’ve been trying to get it to say that other stores like B&H are better than Amazon (for the lulz) but it keeps saying “I don’t have an answer for that” :(

ClassifiedPancake , in Site: "I don't feel so good...."

Rotate <body> veeeeeeery slowly

xmunk , in I Have No Constructor, and I Must Initialize

The other joke is a reference to Ellison’s story, in case it wooshed.

deadbeef79000 ,

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.

If anyone wants a hint.

It is amazing.

MonkderDritte , in Looks good to me 👍

Pycharms warns me about cognitive complexity of functions. Other IDEs too i assume?

neonred , in Junior dev VS FAANMG dev

and CI/CD goes “f*ck you, no deployment today, Linter is unhappy”

mariusafa , in Please stop

What’s wrong with having a some year old software? Does it do what you need? Yes. Then what? I have all I need on Debian. Why should I care of new updates. Security? Yes we have Debian security because of that. Look, y’all had the xyz backdoor package in your systems because it was new. Me as a Debian stable user I didn’t have to deal with it. Did I lose something by not having the latests software? No. Well maybe less crashes.

Most privative software also gets weekly updates. Does it make it better? No. You may prefer that.

Also I don’t get the point about the version numbering of Debian packages. Every team uses the versioning they want.

From my experience software that updates a lot tends to break old features a lot too.

Debian suporting freesoftware projects or other stuff doesn’t look as a relevant argument. I mean if you prefer using privative stuff and using that kind of software. Do whatever you like with your Google/Facebook/Apple friends.

But don’t come intoxicate the community with this bullshit.

bruh ,

Does it do what you need?

No

phoenixz ,

Cool, get something else, then.

yum13241 ,

Because then people file bug reports for ages old software. Ancient does not equal stable!

Bytemeister , in Yup that's how I got depressed

Stop, you’re scaring me.

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