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Cqrd , in Oh, the irony

Like rain on your wedding day

SpaceCadet , in I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

Is this LOLCODE 2.0?

random9 , in More believable for a Linux OS

isn’t randint range inclusive? thus random.randint(0, 6) == 1 has a 1 in 7 chance, not 1 in 6. Most revolvers, assuming this is emulating russian roulette, have 6 cylinders, not 7.

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

You’re right. I didn’t make this, but maybe the creator was accounting for the round in the chamber? I don’t guns, so no clue.

random9 ,

Revolvers don’t have the concept of one-in-the-chamber, only semi-auto pistols do, and you can’t play russian roulette with semi-autos :P (well you could, but 99% of the time, barring unexpected jams, the first person to go would lose)

Anyway I’m guessing it’s a bug :) - as the saying goes “no code is too short to be bug-free”

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Good to know! Makes it easier to decide what to get next time I play Russian roulette.

Asudox , in More believable for a Linux OS
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s all love lain.

Redkey , in More believable for a Linux OS

Oh hell, you gave me a PTSD flashback!

It’s the late 90s. My mother suddenly discovers File Explorer on her refurbished commodity Wintel box and decides that all this messy clutter has to go. Never mind that the drive was 80% empty when delivered and I didn’t expect her to come close to filling it before it was replaced. Fortunately I had already backed up everything that looked important or interesting.

One day she calls from the office, “I don’t need this ‘Windows’ any more, do I?”

“What? Wait! Don’t do anything!” I walk in and she’s got C:/Windows highlighted and the cursor is hovering over “Delete”.

“I already have Windows installed on this computer, so I don’t need this any more, do I?” Spoken more as a statement than a question. It took several minutes of forced calm explanation to get her to accept that this “Windows” directory WAS the Windows that’s installed on the machine. She still wasn’t happy that she could see it in File Explorer, though. So untidy!

ULS , in I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS

“based”

SlopppyEngineer , in I code with fear

Salvador Dali would like a word

MechanicalJester , in Lights bulbs

Oof ouch owie

xenoclast , in FLOSS communities right now

This entire thread is just a bunch of old nerds screaming at the tide.

Hate stuff all you want. It isn’t going to change anything. “People should do this or that”. It must be exhausting to be so angry at something but do nothing about it.

Imagine using all this energy to really understand while people use Discord and try to make something better.

OR join these projects you apparently like and volunteer to do the extra work to publisher useful documentation. Unless of course you never intend to be useful to FLOSS and just want everyone else to do the work for you.

OR you can continue to complain and get nowhere while completely alienating an entire generation of developers. They’ll eventually forget you exist while they’re busy making the future happen.

I’m sure the folks that are doing the work aren’t hanging out on Lemmy complaining about kids these days.

phoenixz ,

Oh noes, people see something that isn’t right and they’re saying something about it! Let’s give no real arguments and just toss some half baked insults, im sure that’ll work

sanguine_artichoke ,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

Why are you posting this on Lemmy and not Discord?

ComradeKhoumrag ,
@ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub avatar

I don’t mind using discord, but I think it’s best to consolidate all project management communications on a single platform

onlinepersona OP ,

Why do you assume only “kids” use discord?

I’d understand your reaction if this were a defense of outdated bullshit that looked like it was invented in the previous century and looked the part like IRC, mailinglists, phpbb, usenet, … But matrix is from the 2010s. It has threads, video calls, voice channels, emojis, emoji reactions, and other stuff I don’t use. It’s evolving. There are many clients (web, mobile, desktop, CLI) for many OSes, etc. The only thing it doesn’t have is VC seed money and large amounts of marketing.

But that’s not the point. The point is opensource projects using closed source products that are controlled by a single, commercial entity.

OR join these projects you apparently like and volunteer to do the extra work to publisher useful documentation. Unless of course you never intend to be useful to FLOSS and just want everyone else to do the work for you.

That’s it: if they use discord these people (including me) won’t. “If you don’t use discord, you aren’t useful to opensource and want everyone else to do the work for you” is quite the take 😂

OR you can continue to complain and get nowhere while completely alienating an entire generation of developers. They’ll eventually forget you exist while they’re busy making the future happen.

L.O.L so the “previous generation” is just sitting around complaining? No work is ever done? The linux kernel is written by teenagers and 20 year olds, rust, PHP, javascript, W3C, firefox, conferences, etc. are all done by the next generation with absolutely no input from the previous generation (whatever that means)? At 40 people either drop dead or start shouting at clouds?

My sides.

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Poik ,
@Poik@pawb.social avatar

I love discord, for what it’s for. Quick synchronous talks you will never refer back to again. So not software development where indexable logs of information are necessary. I know discord has indexing, and now some form of forum. But every discord I’ve been to for development (especially modding communities) has a large corpus of synchronous logs where people get annoyed if you ask a question that was answered one before a long time ago with extremely common language making it nearly impossible to search for because the keywords have been used out of context of your question hundreds of times since the question was asked.

If the Dev communities used the forums mode in discord more, it wouldn’t always solve it, but it’d be much better. There are better places than discord for these things, but I have been trying to meet people where they’re established.

rimjob_rainer ,

I’m an old nerd with 23?

They’ll eventually forget you exist while they’re busy making the future happen.

I highly doubt a bunch of discord kids are able to make anything happen.

AI_toothbrush ,

Ummmm you know youre on lemmy right? The whole point of lemmy is that some company doesnt own everything and thats why people dont want to use discord. Its kind of ironic to use discord for a foss project when you think about it.

technom ,

Wow! You are so deluded, thinking of yourself as a cool new kid with cool new tech (Discord) fighting against old people. What you don’t get is that people are protesting the use of Discord for something it’s not suited to. There’s no generation gap in it. The best of the youngest developers I know have the same opinion. Perhaps it’s time for you to reflect on your own standing.

Gallardo994 , in FLOSS communities right now

So, what do we use? Matrix? Element? Idk?

tron ,
@tron@midwest.social avatar

Element is just a client, while Matrix is the chat protocol. But yeah, I have recently switched my discord server to a matrix instance and its been pretty great. Some pushback by users who didn’t care about privacy or security, but overall the tech is solid. We didn’t like that discord was moderating private chats and they don’t offer any type of encryption.

ytg , (edited )

Mailing list! (/s… unless?)
And Lemmy/kbin obviously

trbleclef ,

IRC has also been working for me for at least 25 years

electric_nan ,

IRC is the vim of chat.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,
camelbeard ,

Open source communities have been around longer than the internet, so they can manage fine without discord.

Also don’t you just join by submitting code or bug reports or other things?

sanguine_artichoke ,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

Maybe a free and open source forum software. There are a few out there, maybe you used one before.

onlinepersona OP ,

For synchronous communication? Element, Zulip, Rocketchat (or if you really must, IRC 🤮 ), just something opensource and privacy respecting.

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veloxization ,
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar

I think the point here is that anything that can be indexed by search engines or archival crawlers would be better, so not Matrix either. Forums, for example. Like what happens if the Discord community gets deleted due to whatever circumstances? All of that gathered knowledge will be just gone with no way to recover or search for it.

technom ,

Anything else that can:

  1. Segregate topics clearly, without stuffing all of it into a single stream
  2. Can be queried from a web search engine.

Discourse is a great choice - it meets both criteria. Even phpbb meets the requirements.

Even Zulip is objectively better than Discord. It meets point 1 very well. I don’t know how well it does in point 2.

JoShmoe , in Tough break, kid...

I also can make up words.

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

hörgenmal

ReadingCat , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

2 mirrors

tempest , in It's not DNS

Actually while for myself it is sometimes DNS, if I see an internet wide outage it’s usually BGP.

Nyanix , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
@Nyanix@lemmy.ca avatar

I can talk out my ass, but can’t see through my ass. Common misconception.

bruhduh , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

c/fullshrimp

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