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Michal , in What's stopping you from coding like this ?

I like to see the screen whole coding

jerrythegenius , (edited ) in What's stopping you from coding like this ?
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I could probably get into a similar position, but I’m not that good at touch typing so 🤷‍♂️

enitoni , in Oopsi Woopsi
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Dan Abramov swearing is like seeing a unicorn

muad_dibber , in Oopsi Woopsi
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Imagine meeting this person irl

Pixel , in Bartender Qualifications

You could say the bar for a tech job is high…

Cold_Brew_Enema , in Bartender Qualifications

Is SQL not a good skill to have? I’m an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.

1couchpotato ,

Sounds like you’re almost qualified to be a bartender

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

Well that’s good news. Thanks!

psud ,

Your username sounds like a way to become very caffeinated

Eonandahalf , in I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software

But then, if you’re forced to develop on microsoft 🤬, it’s late, you’re tired, you’re hand slides just a little to the right (win + d), aaaaand everything is gone, and you’re sitting there looking at you’re background wondering what the hell just happened 🙃.

whostosay ,

Dude, win + d fucks, and it fucks hard. Just press it again if you can’t handle

Eonandahalf ,

Yeah but at 4am in the morning, it tends to take me a couple of seconds to realise what the hell just happened . It gets me every time.

hemko , in I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software

Closing tabs and one of them asks if you want to save changes

exocrinous , in Whitespace

Int *p is unreadable, unreasonable, and bad programming.

Ferk ,
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But C syntax clearly hints to int *p being the expected format.

Otherwise you would only need to do int* p, q to declare two pointers... however doing that only declares p as pointer. You are actually required to type * in front of each variable name intended to hold a pointer in the declaration: int *p, *q;

exocrinous ,

That’s because C was designed by a fool.

Aatube ,
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The fools who created Unix

Tja ,

And C!

CanadaPlus ,

What, could you have done better in 70-whatever?

Aatube ,
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Why so? It’s what it actually is

catconnoisseur , in Whitespace

no int * ptr fans here?

alphacyberranger , in My VSCode started to summon DEMONS😈, how do I stop it? I have checked PHP docs but got nothing. 😥
@alphacyberranger@lemmy.world avatar

If DOOM music starts playing and you better get your guns ready.

s12 , in dereferencing movies

Let’s reassign “The Mario Movie” to reference some Mario fan content!

MajorHavoc ,

Great idea. Alternately, the Super Mario Brothers Super Show

swordsmanluke , in modern operating system running on a Reagan era computer

For anybody else curious, he’s using KalibriOS.

It’s an open source, ultra-lightweight os that is not a fork of Linux… I think.

Neat project though!

AlmightySnoo ,
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Yeah it’s not Linux. It’s forked off MenuetOS (menuetos.net ) which is a hobby OS written entirely in assembly (FASM flavor, flatassembler.net ).

LarmyOfLone , in X is just better!

I’m confused, wayland.social is just another mastodon instance, yes? EDIT: Oh presumably it’s a joke

SomethingBurger ,

It’s a Linux joke. Basically, the X display server is an unmaintainable mess, so it is being phased out in favor of Wayland.

Nacktmull , in I just wanted to build a 20 mb app.

XD

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