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Gork , in Java...

Time to rotate the monitor 22° and enjoy that sweet optimized code placement on Linux.

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SrTobi , in Java...

GlobalWidescreenSupportDetectorListenersManagerFactoryRegistrationPointFallbackAdapterFacadeSingleton

hakunawazo ,

GlobalWidescreenSupportDetectorListenersManagerFactoryRegistrationPointFallbackAdapterFacadeSingletonUnitTestExceptionLogDecoratorObserver

samus12345 , in Java...
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https://i.redd.it/6u6l6zrobf261.jpg

UraniumBlazer ,

Idk why, but the Java guy looks so cute in the last panel.

smileyhead ,

I want this author to make some comic with someone tickling him ^_^

samus12345 ,
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/8c/9d/038c9d55f805c0ac5ee0103edb3a80fa.gif

AeonFelis , in What’s in a name?

goto

ohlaph , in What’s in a name?

Don’t give elon any ideas.

dylanTheDeveloper , in Stop using floats
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Integers have fallen billions must use long float

SHBI7368 , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

Let’s Sync up! Circle back!!!

treechicken ,
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I think we gotta take this offline

Chewbaccabra ,

I’ve taken the CEO offline!

Maddier1993 , in A lot of YAML

Speaking of YAML, anybody seen the new PKL config language?

model_tar_gz , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

You were born to deploy K8s clusters.

OMG my sides. kubectl delete --all --all-namespaces

invertedspear , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

He even made the website a real thing www.srenity.online

Dasnap OP ,
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We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he’s probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.

phoenixz , in Java...

I worked on that monitor, it’s rather shitty. Give me two monitors side by side any day

FiskFisk33 ,

it can be set up to work like two monitors afaik

jaschen ,

Window button + left or right arrow

Aganim ,

Definitely a case of ‘to each their own’. I’ve got one at home, I never want to go back to mucking around with two monitors whether it is for work or gaming.

Artyom , (edited ) in Java...

I have a coworker who has 4 curved ultrawide monitors on his desk.

Edit: I checked by his office today, and it’s actually 3 ultrawides and 2 flat monitors. Sorry for misrepresenting the facts y’all.

morrowind ,
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Does he have them loop around 360?

r00ty Admin ,
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A 360 ring of curved monitors. You could get two pixels, and accelerate them around the ring in opposite directions then collide them at close to the speed of light.

Wappen ,

Imagine the new colors we could discover

hakunawazo ,

After train, farm and goat simulator, now LHC simulator.

KinglyWeevil ,

4 doesn’t feel like enough to make the full curve but I bet its starting to get close. 8 is probably what you’d need for to truly encircle yourself

Artyom ,

Here’s a picture

XTornado ,

I would understand that for gaming, specially simulation stuff like car/planes or similar… But when working that sounds crazy, unless he has big as fuck dashboard with all kind of things being monitored.

wesker , in wait what
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Maybe it is time for another civil war.

deadbeef79000 ,

It’s pronounced “GIF”.

DAMunzy ,

Hell no! It’ll be “GIF” until the day I die!

treechicken , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
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one box to handle all the frontend requests

why is my project’s architecture here lmao

ooterness ,

Krazam has previously documented the Facegoog microservices architecture in some detail.

Dasnap OP ,
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Because you’re afraid to touch that one EC2 that’s been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you’ve SSH’d onto it.

NoLifeKing , in wait what

I will just write everything in one line to fuck them up.

fsr1967 ,

MUMPS has entered the chat.

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