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dariusj18 , in new preference war just dropped

Be php, mix and match

gandalf_der_12te OP ,

let the chaos reign

jjjalljs , in new preference war just dropped

I worked at a place where all the DB column names were like id_user, id_project. I hated it.

ShortFuse ,

I didn’t really care about this thread until I read this comment.

theterrasque ,

I worked on one where the columns were datanasename_tablename_column

They said it makes things “less confusing”

anakin78z , in Algorithms are like small AIs
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Omg, did you just invent MicroAI’s? I love it. Huge potential.

letsgo ,

Maybe they could be called AIgorithms instead of Algorithms.

coffee_poops , in AI Suggestions

Should be named timeRemaining, tbf.

Arkaelus , in Gotta use all those brain cells

Heeey! It’s not, like… JUST that, okay?! No, I’m not in denial, shut up!

aluminium , (edited ) in STOP DOING DEPENDENCY INJECTION

Is this even a joke? In Spring DI beans are nothing but glorified over complicated global variables.

Also this fits in here perfectly m.youtube.com/watch?v=k0qmkQGqpM8

indog ,

Spring singleton beans are supposed to be stateless though, so they can’t be called variables. Maybe the DI aspect of Spring is less relevant today in the micro service era, but in the day Spring helped make layered monolith apps much cleaner.

aluminium ,

Really? From my experience the opposite is the case. I work on a smallish team with 3 other developers and we also have a few spring services with < 100 classes and we constantly run into issues where making changes to a bean causes issues in another unrelated part of the codebase. I can’t imagine what a nightmare it would be with a larger codebase and more devs working on it.

hedy , in New developer

My friends type up code in Google Docs to do programming homework on the phone while on the bus.

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Why not a colab? I think you can use it on mobile

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I’ve tried progamming a bit on the phone, but fuck me with a pineapple, that’s an exercise in patience, all the things to make typing on a screen easier will work against you

Mesa ,
@Mesa@programming.dev avatar

Const goo =

backspace backspace

const Foo

backspace

const foo = obj. Val;.

*deep breaths

reverendsteveii , in It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this

the fact that the acronym for Coordinated Lunar Time is LTC tells you everything you need to know about how this will work.

SlopppyEngineer , in When a real user uses the app

One user during the night shift tested every possible key combination on the computer to see what would crash our software, so it became a race between the programmer locking the thing down and the user finding new holes. It ended when the user resorted to sitting on the keyboard and breaking the keyboard that got their bosses involved who told the user to knock it off.

MyNamesNotRobert , in Should it just be called JASM?

I hate Java because whenever people make games or performance sensitive applications with it, performance is always complete ass shit. On top of that, it seems I always have to cave in and use Windows because when I’m trying to compile a Java project, there’s some obscure dependency can only be acquired and installed correctly on windows.

Try compiling Freerouting in anything other than Windows for example. It’s a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.

onlinepersona OP ,

It’s a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.

Or so goes the promise 😅

Does Freerouting use libs with JNI or something? How does it not compile on linux?

Anti Commercial AI thingyCC BY-NC-SA 4.0

AVincentInSpace , in I expect normies to use words like 'algorithm' to refer to 'AI', which is in reality, a mathematical optimization PAC model --- but is this guy not supposed to be epitome of tech meritocracy?

the people who do that probably don’t even know that the ‘AI LE BAD’ is the same technology that is giving them precious views.

This fact is at best useless and at worst deliberately misleading.

The microcontroller inside my microwave oven that counts down seconds and shows me the time is a computer. It can execute instructions, do math, and emulate a universal Turing machine (or would be able to if it was connected to infinite memory). The Pleiades supercomputer at NASA is a computer. It, too, can execute instructions, do math, and emulate a universal Turing machine, albeit much more quickly. These two computers do such vastly different jobs and differ by so much in computational ability that referring to them using the same term is almost meaningless. Just because predicting what a user will click on and generating an image from a text prompt are both done using convolutional neural networks does not mean that the people who rally against the latter while relying on the former for an income stream are hypocrites. Good grief, you might as well accuse someone watching cat videos on their PC of warmongering because computers are also used for missile guidance.

hitmyspot , in Rebase Supremacy

Did she just tell people up git good?

brlemworld , in Three monitors, and i feel insulted

Wtf is a rainbow computer?

Dagwood222 ,

I gave you an upvote because I came to ask the same thing.

We’ve wandered into a bad neighborhood…

capital ,

RGB bro

Simmy ,

Can they just call it what it is? RGB

MonkeMischief ,

But it’s addressable to ROYGBIV bruh! D:

xor ,

check out pcmasterrace, people throw a bunch of colored lights on their custom computers…

pewpew , in Material design
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

They use different colors to determine elevation instead of shadows in Material Design 3

boredtortoise , (edited )

Both elevation and tone intensity (and corner size is a possibility as well if it fits the brand)

themusicman OP ,

Yes, thank fuck for that. Material design fatigue is real

pewpew ,
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

I prefer Material design 1 tho. I liked the shadows

MeDuViNoX , in Wait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro...
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

One of those backdoors is in the front.

FilthyShrooms ,

Thats the back backdoor

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