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ISometimesAdmin , in Error 502:
@ISometimesAdmin@the.coolest.zone avatar

I kinda want to set this up now, ngl

kassuro , in More the merrier

Or the good old:


<span style="color:#323232;">// Todo link to unrelated ticket which is marked as done and nobody knows the meaning of this commet 
</span>
MattTheProgrammer ,
@MattTheProgrammer@kbin.social avatar

Just @ me next time, I guess haha

veloxization , in Oops
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar

Or in the case of some languages:

“Oh. I forgot a return statement.”

NotAViciousCyborg ,

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    noproblemmy ,

    The kind bullshit that makes me extract a value from a cache I just calculated just to make sure it is working.

    ICastFist , in YOLO-Driven Development Manifesto
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    Brazil’s way ahead of that, we’ve had Xtreme Go Horse Programming for over a decade now

    • XGH is fully reactive - Errors only exist when they show up.
    • Tests are for the weak - If the code runs, it’s fine.
    • It’s only your problem if your name is in the docs - Always remember to have someone else to blame and to keep your resume up to date.
    IBNobody , in Linux Best Practices

    Remember the old days in AOL Chat when we’d randomly tell people to hit Alt-F4?

    Jtskywalker ,

    I got a friend with that in Destiny 2 just a couple years ago. I guess when you’ve been playing for hours and you ask how to take a screenshot, you don’t put 2 and 2 together quick enough

    can ,

    Press f10 in source games. Classic.

    hexagonwin , in Linux Best Practices

    For security, disabling the root account is important, so be sure to add –no-preserve-root on the end!

    brlemworld , in Good Old Windows

    Mac does it now too. But they do it because they are anti-competitive and want to make you use the Mac app Store. They need to be broken up.

    StenSaksTapir ,

    No.

    It’s a security feature. Right click, select open, affirm that you meant to run the thing, then it works. This needs to be done once for that app.

    You can disable this behavior too.

    narp , (edited )

    It has of course nothing to do with the enormous amount of money they rake through their app store by squeezing both the developers and the users.

    Why would they try to force people to only use the store by implementing more and more security features along the way!?

    It’s a mystery!

    lorez ,

    But they don’t force you. I installed Pianoteq 8 downloading it from the official site, not the App Store. All it asks is your touchID or the password.

    StenSaksTapir ,

    Because users, largely, are stupid.

    Security usually comes at the price of inconvenience.

    You’re not forced to use the app store by any means and if you find it difficult not to, then you’re probably the type of user they want to protect.

    CaptainHowdy , in Java

    My God this is the most relevant meme I’ve ever seen

    Sanctus , in I swear I check them often enough!
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    Average !Firefox user

    SuzyQ ,

    I feel called out 😅

    I have had whatever number of tabs open on Firefox mobile where it stops giving you a number and you get the ∞ symbol…

    Sanctus ,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    I feel like mobile is fair. Things open new tabs automatically a lot more. But I have seen some scary posts asking how to organize tens of thousands of tabs. There’s a neat part to that.

    cheddar ,
    @cheddar@programming.dev avatar

    Doesn’t Firefox on mobile can be configured to automatically close tabs after some period? I recall enabling that. That solves this problem!

    takeda ,

    I have it set to close after a week, but still reaching a point when ff no longer bothers to count them.

    Sanctus ,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    I actually use the feature that groups them when inactive long enough. If I save a tab on my computer I’m never going back to it but, for some reason, I do eventually get to it on my phone before closing. Usually news articles in reader mode.

    takeda ,

    The old Opera when it used the Pesto engine was even better at it.

    I believe literally everyone who used Opera had the habit of having a lot of tabs. They were extremely lightweight.

    Sadly they abandoned the engine and now Opera is yet another chrome clone.

    XTL , in *pulls up custom glittery myspace page from 2006*

    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

    Kojichan ,
    @Kojichan@lemmy.world avatar

    Not you again!

    reboot6675 , in rm -rf /

    Another one of this kind is rm -rf node_modules && npm install

    ClassifiedPancake , in Just a dad helping out

    500 per pixel is my rate

    ChickenLadyLovesLife , in HTML with Excel

    The double-space between “Excel” and “of” is what hurts me. Such a boss thing to do.

    Blackmist ,

    Everyone knows you should only have a double space after a full stop, so your computer knows it’s the end of a sentence.

    TeenieBopper ,

    Someone eventually is going to come in here and say that no, because of modern typeface on computers the convention is a single space after a period and to that person I say this:

    Go fuck yourself.

    BluesF , in HTML with Excel

    Ah, good ol’ TEXTJOIN. I’ve used excel to write M before when I couldn’t figure out a way to do something concisely but I also couldn’t be bothered to write it out by hand. In hindsight, I was a shit programmer, but I’m at least good enough now that I can see how shit I was then!

    eldereko , in Give your JS codebase what it deserves!

    so it makes JS code look better

    dactylotheca ,
    @dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

    Javascript bad.

    Applause please.

    MostlyBlindGamer ,
    @MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

    [feverishly applauds]

    akash_rawal OP ,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a752803-d873-4d66-8f60-a6237690abea.gif

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