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lastunusedusername2 , in web development

Is this the code or the developers?

southernwolf ,
@southernwolf@pawb.social avatar

Yes

rev , in Java

python is like this also. I don’t remember a language that returned ints

shotgun_crab ,

Python 2 returns a float, Python 3 returns an int iirc.

Wilzax , in rm -rf /

Why learn how to use the entire swiss army knife when you can keep it closed to use it as a very small hammer?

sbv , in Brainstorming

I am brainstorming right now.

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, there’s a storm alright

ScruffyDucky ,

Which ends with a small water tornado :)

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Drainstorming!

MonkderVierte ,

No, that’s doomscroling. Similliar effects but an entirely different thing.

Treczoks , in Googling

Actually finding something on Google often requires some knowledge and the application of the right strategies and tricks.

xmunk , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

Ha, my company dodged the bullet. We’re so incompetent we didn’t ever set up LDAP and SSO in a manner correct enough to be hit by this.

RamblingPanda ,

We switched some months ago, so that bullet flew right by as well. But it would have been really funny with almost all devs on a conference.

MajorHavoc ,

I’ve felt this same combination of relief and shame. It feels like there should be a German word for it.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

I’m curious. Wouldn’t a process to test this update before pushing it out everywhere have been enough too?

Like, isn’t this showing that there are a jillion companies with no testing of certain updates?

Like, even virus definition updates should be going through testing before being pushed out.

Takios ,
@Takios@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Crowstrike offers staging like this.

The update ignored the stagings set up by the customers.

PieMePlenty , in Always try sudo

Did he just give every old man perfect health?!

cupcakezealot ,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

no it says OldMan not OldMen

victorz ,

Right but is it every OldMan?

MiDaBa ,

He’s only working on that particular old man’s OS.

Fades , in They did not reply.

These fuckin asshole companies buying up every single goddamn property they can, just so they can sit empty

otter , in Alcohol is my way to turn myself on and off again

Oh, we do have a !talesfromtechsupport community (link). Looks like the mod is inactive and the community doesn’t have that many subscribers

Maybe we can try making a new one here on programming.dev

graphito OP ,
@graphito@beehaw.org avatar

Touche, I get your point, indeed there’s a lot of tech supporty posts however narrowing the community is only good when it has enough content

How about we wait out on fragmentation for flagship community of the instance until it starts to get at least 5 posts/day (30 posts/week)?


For lurkers hoarding high quality content for this community, this is your sign to press the button “New post”

otter ,

Oh I don’t mind it, I like the post :)

I was thinking that there might be a lot of Lemmy users working in such roles, without a place (that I know of) to share those stories

Lightfire228 ,

For lurkers hoarding high quality content for this community, this is your sign to press the button “New post”

I’ve never really had good ideas to post

Even on reddit

graphito OP ,
@graphito@beehaw.org avatar

if your coworker shared smt or you see smt online that made you chuckle, it’s good enough to repost it on lemmy. Dont’ overthink it

https://media1.tenor.com/m/YmYYTz-cW7sAAAAC/memes-just-do-it.gif

bleistift2 ,

I wouldn’t have thought that content suitable for talesfromtechsupport would be acceptable here. As the description says,

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

Customer support is not usually related to programming.

Successful_Try543 , (edited ) in Please stop

I still remember this nice ‘feature’ of XScreenSaver.

However, as of 2016 Iceweasel is Firefox ESR again.

Snapz , in "Working with Gen AI" by Dandytoon

Except AI doesn’t say “Is this it?”

It says, “This is it.”

Without hesitation and while showing you a picture of a dog labeled cat.

werefreeatlast ,

I have vivid examples of how bad AI is a programming.

Passerby6497 ,

My favorite is when it just keeps giving you the exact same answer you keep telling it is wrong

southernwolf , in How big is your desk?
@southernwolf@pawb.social avatar

This is why we need 3, 4, or even 5 monitors at a time.

Varven ,
@Varven@lemmy.world avatar

More monitors the better

fibojoly , in Sysadmin comes out of the goon cave. And he is not happy in the slightest.

For some reason it reminds me of When Sysadmins Ruled The Earth, a short story about sysadmins dealing with the apocalypse.

MehBlah ,

No reason why it shouldn’t.

TheSchatz ,

I’d never read that story until now, thanks for sharing!

deezbutts , in It's easier to remember the IPs of good DNSes, too.

Mystery of the universe, would IPv5 have hit the sweet spot and taken off?

mojo_raisin ,

I’m still on IPv3, haven’t updated yet.

cygon , in What the heck is a god dang cloud?

Stage 2:

Documents folder? You want to rule my whole computer, dictate some nonsensical folder structure and then you act like, out of the goodness of your heart, I can have this little set of folders, deep in your weird structure, to store my stuff? And you’re even telling me how to sort it? On my own hard drive connected to my own computer?

1rre ,

What OS doesn’t do that, even linux has xdg dirs

calcopiritus ,

I unironically do this. There was one update that wiped one guy’s Documents/Downloads/Images/Videos. So I made my own and store my things there.

Buddahriffic ,

And then at some point, games started saving inside documents. Ok, it makes sense to have game save files in a user area instead of a subfolder in the game install area, but they aren’t documents. Just make a new game saves folder or something like that, don’t just stick all my game save files in the same area, cluttering up my own organization.

Though I did solve it kinda by just making a new documents subfolder in my documents where I put my actual documents.

adarza ,

“%userprofile%\Saved Games” exists, but most games that i’ve seen don’t use it by default, or even can’t use it due to its own shortcomings.

Buddahriffic ,

Yeah, ultimately the issue is probably more about an attempt to go from a completely unmanaged file system where it was just big free for all with the hope everyone would behave nicely to a more managed design that still needed to maintain backwards compatibility with the old system where there were a slew of programs that depended on a bunch of undocumented behavior.

InternetCitizen2 ,

While we are at it I’d like to see music be called audio.

Irelephant ,
@Irelephant@lemm.ee avatar

There is a folder for game saves iirc.

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