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Dirk , in Probably the wrong meme format
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There is an XKCD for that. Replace “standards” with “programming languages”.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/090036ee-e492-49e4-8b01-57aa798fdfaf.png

tsonfeir , in Wait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro...
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Yet people give me shit when I say “I don’t want that js tool because it has too many dependencies”

AnarchoSnowPlow , in Review Please

Last time somebody did this to me there were a lot of sit downs about how to properly chop up large scale code changes and why we don’t sit on our own branch for two months.

“How long will this take to get in?”

“Well, two weeks for me to initially review it, a week for you to address all the changes, then another week or so for me to re-review it… Then of course we have to merge in all the changes that have been happening in primary…”

BrianTheeBiscuiteer ,

Last time I got this PR I was like, “Okay, I’ll do my best, but you asked the guy that has like 30 mins a day to actually focus and look at someone else’s code AND yours isn’t the only PR I’ll have to look at this sprint. Have fun reminding me about this for the next week.”

ted , in Review Please

At least there are more removals than additions.

prettybunnys ,

Jokes on you that’s just the README being deleted since it no longer matches the code.

zarkanian , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
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Hackerman

NewAgeOldPerson , in How IT People See Each Other

That customer is missing y’all.

Blackmist , in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

Kubernetes homepage is the real life example of this.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

There are innumerable examples.

My typical attitude is “I was fine without “latest fad” until now, I’ll still be fine now that I still know nothing about it”. And I forget about the whole thing. It’ll probably vanish fifteen months later anyway.

As an aside, who even makes those caricatural, utterly content free websites, and then pats themselves on the back thinking that’s a job well done? They’ve obviously put some amount of work into those things. Is the point to make it seem like it’s a cool super secret society or what?

mindbleach ,
ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

I can relate and I’m not even an expert yet.

Blackmist ,

They all look the exact same as well, like every Bootstrap site does.

fraksken ,

Stable binaries ftw

gmtom ,

I still don’t know what kubernetes does and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

Arrkk ,

It has the same root as the also made up word Cybernetics, hope this helps!

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I think it empowers the deployment of, um scalability, of the, waves arounds modular thingies… or something. In a virtual way.

AlexWIWA ,

I still don’t know what it is. I will keep it that way on purpose

rofurus ,

Is the joke not on the problem of cute names? K8s doesn’t seem to do that at all. I also checked the homepage itself, and it seemed OK.

What am I missing?

ptz , (edited ) in I need this....
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So…basically a prettier. I’ve never seen them improve the readability of my code. If I want pretty code, I just write pretty code :shrug:

All the prettiers do is just 'eff up my deliberate indentations and break the editor’s ability to collapse code sections.

lazynooblet ,
@lazynooblet@lazysoci.al avatar

Sounds like you’re using a shittier prettier

BombOmOm ,
@BombOmOm@lemmy.world avatar

Same. There is a logic to all code choices. Even basic things like the placement of empty lines to group code into ‘idea blocks’ massively helps with readability. This idea block touches x, and this next idea block touches y.

A tool can’t perform perform even basic logic like that.

kogasa ,
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If you have a lot of semantic breakpoints (like the end of a concept) that don’t line up with syntactic breakpoints (like the end of a method or expression body) your code probably needs to be refactored. If you don’t, then automatic code formatting is probably all you need.

pineapplelover , in When data training goes wrong

Sound recognition? Is this an always on thing in iphones. I hope it doesn’t get sent back to servers or something

HEXN3T ,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s an accessibility option for the hearing impaired, e.g. doorbells, knocking, crying, smoke detector alarms, and some others.

pineapplelover ,

That’s pretty cool. Iirc a lot of disabled people like using iphones for this reason. I hope we can have better accessibility tools on the Android side soon.

ji17br ,

It’s all done on-device

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

(also I’m fvcking tired of privacy extremists on here. if something is proprietary it doesn’t mean that it uploads literally everything to the server, on-device processing is still a thing y’know)

DreadPotato ,
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on-device processing is still a thing

Unfortunately even if this is initially processed locally, there’s a significant risk that results and/or samples are still sent back. manufacturers have shown on multiple occasions that the allure of data they can leverage is too much to resist.

pineapplelover ,

Somebody mentioned their Google Takeout (export of Google data) contained audio of them using the Google assistant. So Apple could technically do the same thing.

I’m not a privacy extremist, I just want to understand how technology works and how you should be using things in order to be safe online.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

AFAIK this only happens if you agree to let Google store clips to train their speech recognition.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

that only happens if you explicitly agree to uploading voice clips

AVincentInSpace ,

if you hate privacy extremists why’d you join Lemmy?

Blackmist , in Stop using floats

I know this is in jest, but if 0.1+0.2!=0.3 hasn’t caught you out at least once, then you haven’t even done any programming.

nexussapphire ,

Me making my first calculator in c.

CanadaPlus ,

That should really be written as the gamma function, because factorial is only defined for members of Z. /s

labsin ,

IMO they should just remove the equality operator on floats.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

what if i add more =

ILikeBoobies , in Every language has its niche

I would say wordpress over Facebook for pho

dan , (edited )
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Yeah…

Facebook hasn’t used PHP for a long time. They use Hack which started as a language similar to PHP, but it’s very different now - it’s strongly-typed and has a bunch of advanced features, like the ability to annotate functions as pure (no side effects), which gets enforced by the type checker.

xmunk , in Can someone explain why authors do this?

Cue the fiddler on the roof music…

Tradition!

There’s a helpful wiki article breaking down the full convention en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_and_Bob

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

”Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people”
— some fella on the internet

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

“Never forget to attribute your quotes to George Carlin” - Leonard Nimoy, probably

ReplicantBatty ,

Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet. -Abraham Lincoln

xmunk ,

“Only a fool would quote anyone but me.” - Oscar Wilde

mrkite ,
@mrkite@programming.dev avatar

Tradition is just dead people’s baggage. Doug Stanhope.

Glitchington , in rule
@Glitchington@lemmy.world avatar

“These ‘CAT’ cables, they aren’t made out of real cat right?”

HotsauceHurricane , in Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

Linux is a slippery slope to Dilophosaurs consumption. Fun fact: the slippery slope has a cameo in the movie!

Malgas ,

Excuse me, but clearly it’s UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.

AVincentInSpace ,

40% of BSD installs lead to shark attacks.

mvirts , in Me after I got fired

Lol I don’t think the preprocessor would be too happy with a space after #

nabladabla ,

C preprocessor wouldn’t care about it

mvirts ,

Lol that’s news to me!!

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