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earmuff , in What a simple fix

system32 is legacy crap anyways and is not used anymore. Everything important is stored in system64

sxan , in Crowdstrike

OK, this is hilarious.

UnderpantsWeevil , in Googling
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I have multiple people in my IT department who henpeck when they type. If you don’t want him, please send the CV my way.

deus ,

You didn’t have to do us henpeckers like that

psycho_driver , in Malware As A Service

The answer is obviously to require all users to change their passwords and make them stronger. 26 minimum characters; two capitals, two numbers, two special characters, cannot include ‘_’, ‘b’ or the number ‘8’, and most include Pi to the 6th place.

arendjr ,

Sorry, I don’t understand. Do you mean there have to be 6 digits of Pi in there, or the sixth character must be π? I’m down either way.

chiliedogg ,

We won’t tell you, and the rule gets re-rolled every 14 seconds. It may stay the same or it may change.

Anticorp , in OneDrive deleted my files!

In related news, I have had zero issues with my home network drive that is shared to the internet through FTP. Don’t use OneDrive unless there’s a really compelling reason to do so.

qarbone , in Googling

…the rest of that resume must be absolutely insane. Or he’s applying to be a businessman.

I’m out here with a Master’s degree and 3 years of work experience and I’m not even getting a first call. Shit’s tough out here.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Have you tried adding “Googling” as a skill?

qarbone ,

Fuck, I’m ready to try anything at this point.

catsarebadpeople , in Crowdstrike

Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

Olhonestjim , in Googling

I put “Simple Green” on my resume skills section. Cleaning isn’t a huge part of the job, but I knew they used that specific brand across the industry.

The interviewer mentioned it with a laugh. I got the job.

alekwithak , in Googling

A few years ago… Okay over a decade ago 🤕 Google offered a free course on “googling” with a certificate for completion. You’re damn straight I put that on my resume. Of course they’ve disabled half the tricks they taught us but now.

ProgrammingSocks , in If C++ wore pants

Haha, I know this artist from something VERY different.

Churbleyimyam , in OneDrive deleted my files!

Did you delete my files bro?

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