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clearedtoland , in Malware As A Service

What’s the saying about dying a hero or becoming the villain?

notnotmike , in Read only friday
@notnotmike@programming.dev avatar

CTO of my company was up at 1am this morning in the chats. Pray for the IT department

Annoyed_Crabby , in Googling

With misinformation about and how shit Google search is lately, it’s definitely a skill worth learning.

palordrolap ,

"I used to be able to Google like you, but then they changed what Google was and now what I can do doesn't work, and what you have to do seems weird and scary to me."

snooggums ,
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I used to google onions, because it was the style at the time

Pistcow ,

For reals. I never bookmarked anything as I’d just regoogle what I was looking for but as of six months ago I can’t find shit. It’s like it never existed and all I get is spam websites that’s are skinned to looks genuine. I’m honestly going back to Askjeeves.com…

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Try DuckDuckGo - I believe its selling point is that it is not as bad as Bing.:-)

TheBat ,
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If it is any consolation, a good chunk of those bookmarks would lead to deadlinks or domains bought by someone else.

CodexArcanum , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

Crowdstrike is providing free red team activity and backup testing for all their customers! What service!

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Business continuity plan testing day.

lugal , in Googling

Holy hell!

slazer2au , in Malware As A Service

Now threat actors know what EDR they are running and can craft malware to sneak past it. yay(!)

armchair_progamer , in Googling

“I’ve got 10 years of googling experience”.

“Sorry, we only accept candidates with 12 years of googling experience”.

Kalkaline , in Googling
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Holy shit, this guy only Google searches with {google:baseURL}/search?udm=14&q=%s

bobs_monkey , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

Blue, blew, close enough

some_guy , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

I’m just gonna get you a tape recorder.

Avg , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

Most of my coworkers use a Mac, I don’t, I get a day off.

Legendarylootz , in Malware As A Service

The real malware is the security software we made along the way.

Th4tGuyII , in Googling
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To be fair you could call this "search optimisation" and the people on Linkedin would eat this up

some_guy , in Big brain with Crowdstrike

I work in IT. We don’t run CS here, but a bunch of clients of my old employer do. I had just shitposted about this fiasco in a discord server populated with fellow techs from that company, fired up lemmy, and this was the first post. What a fucking banger! I immediately shitposted again pasting this image. You’ve made my day. I need to stop using the internet because it’s all downhill from here. Thank you.

muffedtrims OP ,

Fun story, my company just kicked off a PoC with crowdstrike 2 days ago. So far my computer was the only one that the agent was on as we had other work that needed to be done and we paused the rollout to the rest of my team. I woke up to boot loop hell today. Got it fixed right away, but so glad we didn’t roll it out any further. Not a good look to be starting a PoC with.

Heymaker123 ,

Sophos endpoint for years. We had an issue like this when we installed their software on one of Microsoft surface that use MS CPU we bricked every one of them. Kept Sophos and got rid of all the surfaces with Microsoft CPU.

Logh , in Malware As A Service

Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.

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