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PriorityMotif , in Malware As A Service
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t get hacked if your machine isn’t running.

jaybone ,

You’re hired!

henfredemars , in What a simple fix

Instructions unclear. Using Linux.

Wait a sec I think I found it.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

If you don’t have system32, it’s fine to delete one from the store

nickb333 ,
@nickb333@fedia.io avatar

I found mine in $HOME/.wine32/drive_c/windows/system32

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

On Linux, it’s sudo apt install nvme-cli -y && sudo nvme format -f /dev/nvme0n1

unreachable , in Big brain with Crowdstrike
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baggins , in Malware As A Service

Yes but the difference is one of them is also going to help you fix it.

BubbleMonkey , in Something appropriate for the occasion

This is really catchy and upbeat :)

bleistift2 , in Read only friday

I had two deployments today and then left for an early weekend.

Readonly friday is for pussies.

cm0002 , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

Pfft, I’m doing just fine because I avoided crowdstrike for our EDR deployment lolol

Evotech ,

This time you were the lucky one.

nieceandtows , in Googling

When I interviewed junior devs for my team, I had zero theoretical questions, and only two coding questions which were basically code that had to be debugged, and once it was running, for them to implement some minor things that I asked them to implement. I said I don’t mind if they googled, I only wanted them to share their screens while they worked, so that I can see how they worked and how they googled/adapted the answers to their code. I interviewed over a dozen people ranging from freshers to 4 yoe, and you should see how terrible they were at googling. Out of all them, only one fresher came close to being good in the interview. Even ‘4 yoe’ devs who ‘spearheaded’ various projects sucked at basic python and googling.

tourist , in What a simple fix
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

In my mind, this is exactly what happened with crowdstrike

Daxtron2 , in OneDrive deleted my files!

been unable to login to our auth server today so basically free day at work, thanks crowdstrike

streetfestival , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything
@streetfestival@lemmy.ca avatar

There’s got to be a better way of saying that. I love Tobias, and Michael, and Arrested Development

sheepishly , in Googling

adding googling to my cv rn

pineapplelover ,

Might add Duckduckgoing or web searching

Evotech ,

Careful, HR npcs will not know wtf that is

QuazarOmega ,

But it sounds cooler when they don’t know what it’s about, right? Right??

xmunk ,

Just tell them it’s a strain of the VI virus.

samus12345 , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

There are [considerably more than] dozens of us!

HexesofVexes , in What a simple fix

I only wanted to triforce.

Now I need to fix dad’s laptop before he gets home!

jubilationtcornpone , in Googling

“Prompt Engineering”: AKA explaining to Chat GPT why it’s wrong a dozen times before it spits out a useable (but still not completely correct) answer.

ByteOnBikes ,

That’s actually a valid skill to know when to tell the AI that it’s wrong.

A few months ago, I had to talk to my juniors to think critically about the shitty code that AI was generating. I was getting sick of clearly copy-pasted code from chatGPT and the junior not knowing what the fuck they were submitting to code review.

Evotech ,

Should start asking them like, why did you do this? Why did you chose this method? To make them sweat :p

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