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barsquid , in StackGPT

This meme would be absolutely killer if the bottom text was “this question has been closed as a duplicate.”

xmunk , in Senior dev be like...

Talk to your manager, they’re really fucking failing to support you. When I was a senior data architect I had about two hours of meetings a day.

1984 , in Senior dev be like...
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I worked in places like this and I’m not going back unless consulting prices go back up again… The pain is real.

wizardbeard ,

Just find a place that hasn’t solidified their IT structure and processes enough for people to have time to invent BS overhead.

THE STANDARD PRACTICE IS WHATEVER I SAY IT IS JANICE! how are business critical things no one knew existed breaking

sirico , in The easiest problem
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

It took me too long to figure out the I in an if statement was just integer

PotatoesFall OP ,

In a for statement, it often refers to index

kromem , in The easiest problem

Ok, but what variable is 🐈?

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Is the function to con🐈eate and print.

onlinepersona , in Senior dev be like...

I wanted to write code with more authority and higher wage, not sit in endless meetings and explain to somebody why it’s 8 story points instead of 5 🙄

Anti Commercial-AI license

Klanky , in Senior dev be like...
@Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

This is not the first time I’ve seen memes like this, and it makes me so glad I’m not involved in programming or software development. I would straight up die.

Bransons404 ,

If you can find a comfy mid level role or a “real” senior role that is mostly code it’s a very rewarding career. But yeah I’d lose it with day long meetings

sabreW4K3 , in c/unixsocks for more
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penquin , in Senior dev be like...

I just got a Jr dev job about 3 weeks ago and I haven’t written a single line of code. It’s all been meetings and other shit. I’m kind of ok with that. Lol

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

I love planning.

penquin ,

“planning”

smeg ,

I think this is something a lot of people posting here don’t get. You can be a programmer, make apps or games in your spare time, set your own goals and be your own boss, and that’s great. Suddenly you get a “normal” job programming and you have you deal with customer requirements, business nonsense, and working as part of a team; that’s being a software engineer. One isn’t superior to the other, they are just different beasts.

penquin ,

Absolutely. There is very little programming involved in a normal job most of the year. I actually knew that before getting in. I have friends on the same team that have been there before me and they explained things beforehand. I have so many meetings and business stuff daily. We also reach out to users to help them fix issues on their machines, too.

Blackout , in c/unixsocks for more
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

Little known fact: Woz would show up to work in the early days of Apple dressed like Bea Arthur.

gregorum , (edited )

I really wish this were true. And if it is, please, please, please provide even the tiniest shred of proof.

Bonus points if it made Steve Jobs angry.

Edit: if this is not true at all, at least write some fun fanfic about it. Who wouldn’t enjoy an episode of Golden Girls: a Day at Apple, 1996?

Edit 2: Gil Amelio— he would t like that.

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.run avatar

Steve Jobs would sometimes show up looking like Greta Garbo in Mata Hari. In hindsight it's easy to see the diverting vision between the 2 founders.

gregorum ,

Lmao, go on…

(Although, I’m pretty sure Woz would be very amused by this)

SpaceNoodle , in c/unixsocks for more

The original programmers were women. We’re just returning to our roots.

Sakychu ,

Now you got me interested! Please explain 👀

proctonaut ,

Ada Lovelace

kakes ,

For anyone unaware, Ada Lovelace created the first programming language - all before a computer even existed. Absolute Chad of a woman.

TexasDrunk ,

The only legitimate child of notorious poet philanderer Lord Byron. I love her whole story.

Kit ,

Margaret Hamilton!

Kraiden ,

Margaret Elaine Hamilton (née Heafield; born August 17, 1936) is an American computer scientist, systems engineer, and business owner. She was director of the Software Engineering Division of the MIT Instrumentation Laboratory, which developed on-board flight software for NASA's Apollo program. She later founded two software companies—Higher Order Software in 1976 and Hamilton Technologies in 1986, both in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Hamilton has published more than 130 papers, proceedings, and reports, about sixty projects, and six major programs. She invented the term "software engineering", stating "I began to use the term 'software engineering' to distinguish it from hardware and other kinds of engineering, yet treat each type of engineering as part of the overall systems engineering process."

On November 22, 2016, Hamilton received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from president Barack Obama for her work leading to the development of on-board flight software for NASA's Apollo Moon missions.

Huh, didn't know about her! She sounds like a badass lady!

kakes ,

People might be more familiar with this viral picture as well, if not the name.

“Margaret Hamilton shown in 1969 standing beside listings of the software developed by her and her team for the Apollo program’s Lunar Module and Command Module.”

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Margaret_Hamilton_-_restoration.jpg/386px-Margaret_Hamilton_-_restoration.jpg

watersnipje ,

I have her Lego set :)

CowsLookLikeMaps ,

There’s an awesome Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff podcast episode on Ada Lovelace!

xmunk ,

My mom was a systems programmer who used assembly language and built a lot of the banking infrastructure!

Originally, programming was actually a woman dominated field because it was considered a subset of secretary work and “beneath men” (it wasn’t for a good reason).

If you watch the recent cummerbatch movie about Turing the eagle eyed observer will notice that nearly everyone who actually interacts with the computer software is a woman.

kakes ,

Not to turn this into a sociology discussion, but for anyone unaware: this is a fairly common pattern.

Women often pioneer fields like this, but as soon as it becomes seen as something “important” out “respectable” then suddenly it becomes male dominated.

The opposite also happens, where as society deems something as unimportant, a male dominated field will become female dominant - see teaching for an unfortunate example of a field that used to be highly paid and respected, and is now largely looked down on.

Sorry, don’t mean to go off on a tangent - it just bugs me and I think more people should be aware of it.

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

It’s a good tangent, and they should.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

Beer brewing was originally a field dominated by women.

The presitege associated with a position can also change the expected gender. Women traditionally cooked meals at home but “Chefs” are predominately male, especially famous or celebrated Chefs.

xwolpertinger ,

It also did happen in other fields in astronomy or genetics pretty early on.

Somebody once described her team as “Young, motivated, highly educated and otherwise basically unemployable”.

Guess it helps that sorting through myriads of stars or kernels of corn was often not seen as prestigious enough

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

I have infinite respect for anyone that professionally works with assembly. That shit is wizardry compared to today’s higher level languages.

technom ,

I think assembly was easier back then. Some architectures still are. But many architectures like x86 got incredibly complicated.

vortexsurfer ,

You can google “women in computing” for more details, or check out en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_computing - it’s amazing how much women contributed to this field and how little known that appears to be. (I only learned about it a few years ago myself.)

But the gist is:

Early on (i.e. the 1940s and 50s), men thought the prestige and honor was in building the giant machines (which back then could fill a classroom or more). Actually programming them was considered easier, “just like following a recipe”, so women got jobs as “computers” who did this part. To quote that wikipedia article: Designing the hardware was “men’s work” and programming the software was “women’s work.”

Fast forward to the 1970s and people had started realizing that programming was actually hard, and so it was promoted as a field boys should get educated in, while girls were encouraged to instead become nurses and teachers and such.

linuxPIPEpower ,

Not only were the programmers women, but so were the computers.

Dudewitbow ,

using a computer traditionally was seen as a secretary job, so it was often dominated by women. its only as of post consumer computer events where a lot more males went into the field due to the large market it offers came in.

hector ,

The person that created the first version of assembly was a woman I think!

BatmanAoD ,

Do you mean Grace Hopper, who wrote the first assembler?

grue ,

Grace Hopper invented the some of the first “high level” languages, FLOW-MATIC and COBOL. I’m not sure about the first assembler.

BatmanAoD ,

At the time, she called it a “compiler”, but its function was more akin to what we’d call a linker or assembler today.

JackbyDev ,

Here she is on Letterman youtu.be/oE2uls6iIEU

GarlicToast ,

In addition to other comments,read about Ada Lovelace. She was brilliant, she wrote the first program, and done so before we had computers!

Scotty_Trees ,
@Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world avatar

I woman programmer helped get humanity to the moon.

refalo ,

Pretty sure this is just a trans joke.

tiredofsametab ,

The original computers were often women as well.

CowsLookLikeMaps , in c/unixsocks for more

NGL I’ve noticed a lot of trans homies in CS where I live and I’m here for it.

stevedidwhat_infosec ,

You’ll see more and more to a certain extent too, as it becomes more normal and, namely safe, to be trans.

Don’t let anyone convince you anyones “becoming” trans. Always have been, always will be

Omniraptor , (edited )

this mentality made me doubt and question and delay for too long so i try to push back on it when i see it. You don’t actually need to have always “known” or “shown signs”. If you feel like experimenting you can just try it.

watersnipje ,

Absolutely. Nobody owns gender. Just do what you want, do what makes you happy.

CowsLookLikeMaps ,

That makes sense!

gregorum , in c/unixsocks for more

Then you should know: You just gotta click through to see the dick.

DigitalDruid ,

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    iamdisillusioned , in c/unixsocks for more

    One floor of my office building is a very well known gaming company. They’ve been remote since I started my job in 2021, but they have started coming into the office recently. I’d say 75% of the people I’ve seen get off at that floor have appeared to me to be LGBT+.

    henfredemars , in Senior dev be like...

    The job is defending people who get work done from people who don’t get work done.

    enbyecho ,

    LOL. So true.

    modifier ,

    This is the perfect description.

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    should be, ftfy :-(

    Skullgrid ,
    @Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

    Ex test lead, this 100%.

    My job was to organise the work between the workers, keep the business away from my subordinates, and only waste their time when they had the complete information being asked for the specific reason.

    And if I wasn’t doing one of the things above, my job was to pick up the horrible things that no one else wanted/I had experience and domain knowledge in (eg : accessibility testing)

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