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superfes , in 0.30000000000000004

Of all the garbage I was happy to not see on Lemmy…

MrClayman , in Programming Languages as Essays

LaTeX gang rise up

tiredofsametab , in me_irl

Can't sleep, the borrow checker will eat me
Can't sleep...

Aatube , in Apple donation
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

This was either inspect-element'd or made before March 2019. Apparently Apple (or its employees) donate little by little over each year. Here are the total donation records:

2023: $250-499 (so far)
2022-2021: $1,000–$4,999
2020: $250-499
2019-2018: $1,000-4,999

Made me laugh out loud though at least, right hand side mspaint comic is well-made

AnomalousBit , (edited ) in Programming Languages as Essays

If you’re struggling to read Ruby, you probably aren’t going to read any of the other languages on this list. That’s the real humor! 😂

Kolanaki , in me_irl
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I also panic when I can’t sleep.

burgersc12 , in me_irl

Panicked at the library and can’t sleep? Isn’t that just a normal college Tuesday?

Kolanaki , in Apple donation
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$24?

Surely it was only $5.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
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"It won't go lower than $5!"
"Uuugghhh, fine, give them five."
"Alright, we're on the supporters list"
"Great, issue a press release telling everyone how great we are for giving back."

sbv , in Apple donation

freebsdfoundation.org/our-donors/donors/?donation…

$250-$499 range.

Meanwhile BlackBerry donated in the $10k+ range. 🤣

Aatube ,
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but blackberry doesn't donate or make systems anymore...

sbv ,

Apparently they have cash enough to donate. 🤷

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

<del>No, I'm saying they aren't in the donors list either</del> Oh wait I just saw they're in the partners zone, nevermind!

Thyrian , in Apple donation

Was propapbly an emberassed employee paying it out of his own pocket, just pretending his company would even care a tiny bit.

TheTetrapod ,

The last time this was posted, people were speculating that Apple does donation matching for employees, so they only did this unconsciously.

Schmeckinger ,

Last time this was posted someone said apple matches employee donations and someone probably donated 24 and apple matched it.

PP_BOY_ ,
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$5-24*

But yeah, this is 100% the case of Apple matching an employees donation

RustySharp ,

Or, someone donated 2.5-12, Apple matched it and filed the whole thing under their corporate account.

nexv , in Unpaid community work is best!

GitLab don’t have the monetary incentive to implement federation. Most of their revenue is coming from big companies which are mostly using private GitLab instance and won’t want their projects federated.

That being said, hope this changes can get merge as somebody already done the dirty work for them. The beauty of open source.

onlinepersona OP ,

How can more instances not lead to more money? Look at the explosion of mastodon and other federated software. There’s a lot of good will in the community and being a viable competitor to Github is definitely not worth nothing. If Gitlab could offload the majority of users from their main instance, I bet it would actually save them money. And more users, probably also means more contributors since they’ll have experience hosting the instance and fixing issues they run into.

IMO, it’s short-term thinking to say “federation is of no value to us”.

KoboldCoterie , in Apple donation
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

Bold of you to assume it was $24 and not $5.

JATtho , in Programming Languages as Essays

C++: The project is now led by university research comitee optimizing essays/second and consists 1k lines of template hieroglyphs.

willeypete23 , in call the doctor, the CS doctor

If you count your knuckles you can get all the way up to b on one hand! Both hands can get up to 17!

Swiggles ,

Up to 355687428096000? That’s impressive!

sj_zero , in How the IT guys see the users

Some IT guys.

Sometimes users see IT guys as mordac the preventer of information technology from Dilbert. Thank you for breaking my perfectly functional workstation again.

chiliedogg ,

I sent in a ticket recently, and the new IT kid’s response 3 minutes later was a long the lines of “That’s weird. I don’t see anything about it on Google” and he marked it “resolved.”

sj_zero ,

My blood pressure is rising just thinking of things marked "resolved" that are STILL FRIGGIN BROKE!

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