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Ephera , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

It ain’t called git-hub for nothing. The social network for gits. How else are they supposed to behave?

BradleyUffner ,

I’m pretty sure this is aimed at websites that have a “download” or “get x now” link on their website that just takes you to a git hub page with no obvious download section. It isn’t uncommon, and it can be frustrating. At the very least, it’s a bad user experience.

Comradesexual ,
@Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It is really shit and hard to find for many projects.

Templa ,

The medium internet user doesn’t even know what git is, so I think it is very likely that a lot of people don’t understand the way github works and are very upset by how “difficult” it can be to get an installer from it.

Moghul , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

The machine spirit requires that you submit the correct incantations

ekky , (edited )

like this?


<span style="font-style:italic;color:#969896;"># Let Git take a rest with some yummy awk chocolate logs with delicious nuts and seeds, and don't be pushy!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">git reset --hard $(git log --reverse </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">| </span><span style="color:#323232;">sed -n 1p </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">| </span><span style="color:#323232;">awk -F </span><span style="color:#183691;">"[ ]" '{print $2}'</span><span style="color:#323232;">) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">&& </span><span style="color:#323232;">git push -f
</span>

EDIT: Don’t actually run it.

subtext ,

Can you explain what this does? I’m thinking something along the lines of reverting all commits except the very first one?

ekky ,

You are correct! It sets HEAD to the first commit and then force pushes, deleting everything after HEAD.

Though, it only affects the currently selected branch.

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

The thingmabob that does the job is bippity-boppity-boo.

Vast_Emptiness , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

That is funny. Nice troll.

unreachable , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

“the forcemacarena is strong with this one, anakin.”

the_post_of_tom_joad , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

This whole thread makes me feel so much better about my struggles with github as a non-developer. I thought it was just me being an idiot

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

If it helps, even devs have problems following the install instructions.

It could be for a lot of reasons. Usually it’s because it’s open source and we can’t test it for every possible configuration. Or we are just trying to code, not deal with the dozen other setups.

Me in particular, all my application projects don’t include node versions, and assume Linux. Even I forget that sometimes if I’m loading a old project and suddenly it doesn’t build, and I have to futz around for an hour eupdating packages.

corsicanguppy ,

my application projects don’t include node versions

Well, that’s just a better security stance against supply-chain attack right there.

iorale ,

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  • dgriffith ,

    Seems to be a rare thing,

    Didn’t you know? All the cool kids these days skip documentation and just hang out on discord, where you can get a laggy response to your query about build dependencies in 2-3 business days.

    Celofyz ,

    Reminds me how many years ago I was complaining that people would go ask questions on irc instead of reading docs or posting on a forum so it could be indexed. Looks like nothing changed

    Gumbyyy ,

    I try to write documentation/instructions for dummies, because often, I’m the dummy when I have to dig back into the code again after not touching or thinking about it in months or years.

    emergencybird ,

    If it makes you feel even better, I’m a software engineer and I had lots of trouble learning to use GitHub and git, it’s embarrassing to admit it but I’m super glad I learned!

    zarkanian ,
    @zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Git isn’t properly taught. I’ve studied programming both in college and in a boot camp, and both times they rushed right over git, showing only the bare essentials. This left me unprepared for the real world. I didn’t know how to do basic stuff like exclude files or even undo changes.

    It’s so complex, they really should have a separate class for it.

    madcaesar ,

    Do you have a proper good tutorial to recommend?

    zarkanian ,
    @zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I like the git katas which go along with Johan Abildskov’s book Practical Git. I recommend the book, but you don’t need it in order to do the katas.

    lethargic_lemming ,

    I am a full-time software developer and everytime I need to merge or rebase, I Google the commands… just in case

    madcaesar ,

    I hate git and all it’s unintuitive commands.

    GBU_28 ,

    Just pull!

    antonim ,

    Same. I learned about the ‘releases’ section only recently thanks to some kind Lemmy user (kinder than some I’ve seen on Lemmy and reddit discussing this same image, some people are openly supporting gatekeeping of software).

    Milk_Sheikh , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

    Man these comments are fun. The patricians defending the (admittedly) bad UI/UX as the skill-hurdle it is, while the rest are finding inventive ways to rephrase “gib button plz”

    SpaceCadet ,
    @SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

    The UI is fine.

    It’s just that Github is a code sharing and collaboration platform for developers, not a software package distribution platform for end users.

    bermuda ,

    Plenty of developers also use GitHub for software distribution for end users, so that’s where the problems lie. I’m not saying GitHub should change their UI to match something the site wasn’t made for, but it’s still an issue for people who choose to use it that way.

    The_Sasswagon ,

    But it is often additionally used as a software package distribution platform, so it would be helpful for some developers to reach their users by having a clearer path to the most current release.

    I can personally do without a special button, and the op is obviously making a joke, but why not improve the UX for some users? It’s certainly possible to do this without impacting the smelly nerds who wouldn’t use the button.

    Milk_Sheikh ,

    While it may have begun that way (and may still be the overwhelming use case, idk the breakdown) devs are using it for FOSS releases, and that’s where the ‘less literate’ crowd enters. Sourceforge was very simple to use, and had a consistent layout. GitHub wasn’t meat to be a SF replacement, but here we are having this discussion

    cupcakezealot , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    “why doesn’t this python command line script have an executable ui?”

    Poutinetown ,

    Why is this executable web UI distributed as a python script?

    joyjoy ,

    Why do I have to have python installed in order to use it? Why don’t you bundle all the dependencies with the download?

    Poutinetown ,

    Closed as resolved

    cupcakezealot ,
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    five years later

    i found this through google search and it says it’s resolved but there’s no information what the problem was and all of the links don’t work anymore

    joyjoy ,

    Locked thread and restricted to contributors

    cupcakezealot ,
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    link is actually experts exchange and you have to register just to see the answer

    madcaesar ,

    Expert sexchange, you say?

    bermuda ,

    links to 11 year old thread for tangentially related Windows Vista problem, locks current thread

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Why don’t you bundle all the dependencies with the download?

    This is one reason I like statically compiled apps. You can just give users one executable and it’ll work. This is common with apps written in Go, but it’s doable (with some caveats) in C# now with AoT in .NET 8.

    SkippingRelax ,

    Assuming the user uses the same OS that the developer runs, and that they release a statically compiled app for. In this example, I see the project is python and docker is mentioned in thrbdocs, while not 100% my bet is that the output would still not be the .exe file that thhis entitled asshole is demanding.

    Samsy , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

    Sometimes I can understand this struggle. For example let’s play a game. There is this app from e-foundation “Blisslauncher” it’s the default of eOS. And since I like it but don’t use eOS I want to download the apk from their gitlab page.

    gitlab.e.foundation/e/os/BlissLauncher

    So tell me, where is the latest release apk?

    pseudopsyche ,

    Is the only option to download build artifacts?

    Samsy ,

    Yes, and they come in three variants, apiQ, apiS and apiR. And I don’t understand the difference.

    chellomere ,

    These are Android API levels: apilevels.com

    Samsy ,

    Ty, I thought something like that and this link explains it very well.

    acetanilide ,

    What’s with the codenames? They’re making me hungry lol

    chellomere ,

    They actually call the android releases “cookies” because of this tradition for the code names. You can read phrases like “This will be fixed in the next cookie”

    acetanilide ,

    This is fascinating

    pineapplelover , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

    Skill issue tbh

    Flipper , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

    You guys realize this was on a joke community, right? Most of the original comments missed it too…

    MonkCanatella ,

    r/github is a joke community?

    Flipper , (edited )

    The original text was not on github.

    Saw it on copypasta yesterday. It’s possible this is an old screenshot and I could’ve seen the repost.

    EDIT : seems I’m wrong and this is just an old picture.

    Fisherswamp ,
    Flipper ,

    Good find. I guess this is an old picture.

    MonkCanatella ,

    The post was made 3 days ago. The picture is of this exact post. It’s not exactly old

    LinearArray OP ,
    @LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

    I took the screenshot before the post was even locked, you can also find a comment by me on that thread.

    AeonFelis ,

    At this point r/ itself is a joke community.

    Redkey ,

    Yes, I think that most of us realized from some of the self-aware wording that this is a parody. But like many parodies it’s a real trope taken to a silly extreme, so we’re talking about users who fit that trope (including ourselves, sometimes!).

    PM_Your_Nudes_Please , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

    The next generation of script kiddies is going to be iPad babies. It’ll be interesting to see, since the majority can’t use anything in tech unless it’s an app.

    We built computer labs in schools, to teach kids how to use computers. Then we decided computers are ubiquitous enough that we didn’t need computer labs anymore. And now we have an entire generation that doesn’t know how to use computers, because they use their phones and tablets for everything instead.

    jaybone ,

    I wonder who is going to write the apps in the future.

    KyuubiNoKitsune ,

    “AI”

    ForgotAboutDre ,

    People wrote software before there’s was computers for them to grow up with. They’ll be able to develop these skills in university’s, colleges, coding courses or online.

    I grew up prior to the app world. My exposure to computing during highschool was word, excel, access and once we used PowerPoint. Nothings changed, people are only taught what the teachers know.

    technom ,

    I started from a similar background in school. Learning from books in the library and coding on a sheet of paper. Opportunities to get that in a real computer was hard to come by. Some teachers helped by pitching in to get me a few hours in the school lab. Those who like it start learning well before the resources become available. You don’t need to wait till UG to gain those skills.

    That said, how often do you see kids these days using a real general purpose computer suitable for coding? Like a desktop or laptop? Not phones, Chromebooks or tablets. In fact, it’s bewildering these days to see programming tutorials start with a statement saying that you need such a device. It was a given, back in the day. And the other stories here don’t paint a good picture.

    ForgotAboutDre ,

    It’s probably the same amount as before. More phones and tablets haven’t had a big effect on the amount of general purpose computers. There’s devices today like raspberry pi and Arduino that fill the same niche as older general-purpose computers.

    Your assume things are different and must be worse. This is a take old as time. Socrates complained about the youth no longer taking the studies as serious as his generation did. The world would have fallen into complete chaos if it were ever true. It’s the conservative myth that things were better and can only get worse.

    These kids accessing websites that tell you that a general purpose computer is needed, would have to rely on textbooks and magazines to get the same information in the past. A much bigger barrier, even identifying which ones you need.

    Milk_Sheikh ,

    AI for the heavy lifting, some poor overworked freelancer overseas fixes issues and refines, and then maybe, mayyyybe a domestic review team of senior coders for pen/security testing.

    !remindme 2030

    Vast_Emptiness ,

    Chatgpt, of course…

    sunbeam60 ,

    Ugh. You’re probably right. Finally all those idiots who come up to me going “I’ve got a great idea for an app” will actually be able to release their great idea :)

    I used to be able to say “ideas are easy, work is hard”. Now we won’t be.

    technom ,

    I’m yet to hear anyone saying that chatGPT can navigate the complex series of design decisions needed to create a cohesive app (unless of course, it was trained on something exactly the same). Many people report spending an inordinate amount of time rectifying the mistakes these LLMs make. It sounds like a glorified autofill (I haven’t used them yet). I shudder to think about the future of the software ecosystem if an entire generation is trained to rely entirely on them to create code.

    sunbeam60 ,

    I think you’re right at the minute. Whether you’ll be right in the future I’m less certain.

    PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

    LLM is great for writing code in small snippets. I’ve used it for quickly writing batch files, for instance. I couldn’t be bothered to look up how to format something obscure. So I use an LLM like ChatGPT to do the bulk work, then I just double check what it gave me.

    I wouldn’t use it for anything over ~100 lines at a time. Just like with long conversations, it will have a tendency to “lose the plot” and start forgetting things that it said early on. Because as things get added to the conversation it has to parse more and more data. So it’ll start to drift off topic as conversations get longer.

    It can also be handy for debugging sections of code. Because programming is just a form of language with strict grammar/diction/spelling rules. And a LLM will be really really good at spotting stupid grammar mistakes. It’ll instantly notice your missing semicolon and point it out to you, which can save you a ton of frustration.

    Just like with any tool, how well it works is entirely up to the user. It will likely progress to the point of being able to manage longer code eventually. But right now it’s still incredibly useful as long as you accept its limitations and work within them.

    Swedneck ,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    and they’re going to be precisely as nonsensical as those AI articles are

    sure, you can get good output from LLMs, but companies are absolutely not going to bother putting in the effort to do so, as not putting in effort is the entire point.

    it’s at least nice to know that corporations will enshittify themselves out of existence, while one guy living in a basement will silently release something they poured their soul into and it sells 5 billion copies in the hour

    Alexstarfire ,

    I don’t want to hear that Apple was right. “What’s a computer?” What isn’t these days?

    frostysauce ,

    I forgot how much I hated that commercial. And I hate even more that it was ahead of its time.

    technom ,

    I forgot that ad and had to look it up. It’s pretentious and annoying as hell.

    Valmond ,

    To be fair, there has been a lot of complicated stuff to know/fiddle/find out to compile even a hello world, especially on windows (I guess?).

    Skillsets skillsets, when the darn thing needs jre older than the one you have installed or tiger.dll is missing, what do you do … ?

    It’s always easy until it isn’t, and todays youth is probably more tech savy than what my peers was back in the nineties.

    ALostInquirer ,

    Skillsets skillsets, when the darn thing needs jre older than the one you have installed or tiger.dll is missing, what do you do … ?

    where’s waldo.dll when you need them?

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    I saw a tweet that said something like “It’s amazing that somehow we were only able to produce a single generation that knows how to properly use computers” and now it lives rent-free in my head.

    kill_dash_nine ,

    It doesn’t kinda feel that way, doesn’t it?

    htrayl ,

    Meh, maybe 10% of a single generation at most know how to use computers. Technically savvy millenials vastly overestimate how technically savvy other millenials are.

    Diasl ,

    Whenever one of my closest friends (early 30s) needs help it’s like helping my grandparents.

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Even if it’s just 10% of millennials, that still feels higher than both the older and younger generations. I’m in my 30s and a lot of people I went to school with can at least do basic things on the computer, since we had computer classes in primary (elementary) school and high school.

    ManosTheHandsOfFate ,
    @ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world avatar

    I think there was a golden 20 year era for learning basic computing. If you were a kid somewhere between 1985 and 2005 you had to figure out some slightly more technical things to use a computer. I’m late Gen X and so was exposed early on to the Commodore 64 and MS-DOS, but kids working with Windows 3, 95 and 98 would have developed similar skills.

    No_Eponym ,
    @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

    The iMac was the herald of the end.

    trigonated ,

    Genuinely curious: what made you think that? The iMac itself doesn’t really strike me as a “simplified” computer, but I might be missing something.

    No_Eponym ,
    @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

    Meh, lots of Dino gaming, not a lot of computer tinkering as I recollect.

    TheCheddarCheese ,
    @TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

    fr, whenever i open the terminal on my school pc everyone immediately thinks im ‘hacking’

    sir that is just how i update my programs

    RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
    @RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

    Eegh, even in high school (thirty-something Millennial here) I got that. “Woooaaahh, is that code there?!?” “Uhh… it’s an article? It’s in plain English. You know, your own native language? There’s even a class at this school called that. I know you know this because you were in that class last period. What I’m saying is, I don’t understand how the same language you just read out loud an hour ago suddenly looks like arcana on a computer screen.”

    … It’s extra weird because no one ever just happened to go shoulder-surfing when I was actually programming. 🤷

    WraithGear ,
    @WraithGear@lemmy.world avatar

    I am my companies best employee, and am now a manager for the sole reason i know how to concatenate and use find and replace in excel.

    Microw ,

    I don’t think the percentage for gen X is much lower. But those people simply engaged with a kind of computer technology in their youth that is irrelevant today, and had to keep up with a lot of new things since then.

    spirinolas ,

    I’m a millenial who does tech support in a school and I see this every day. Older people and young kids generally are pretty clueless about doing anything in a computer.

    I always thought the generations after the millennials would use a computer as second nature as they would be born when computers were already everywhere. Instead, they are just as useless as boomers.

    But millenials always manage the basics. And learn stuff quick when they have too. I doesn’t matter if it’s a teacher or a janitor. It’s a different mindset.

    fidodo ,

    Every millennial I know, knows how to use a computer.

    captain_aggravated ,
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I graduated high school class of 2005 in a random rural high school in North Carolina. Everyone in my graduating class knows how to navigate a file system, ie knows how to find homework.txt in My Documents/Homework, can type an essay in MS Word and could do a simple invoice or something in Excel. I don’t think they even offered programming classes, and I don’t think I met anyone who took CAD drafting or whatever, not until college.

    mwguy ,

    How else did you get music?

    htrayl ,

    If you mean “point and click” level of proficiency, sure.

    fidodo ,

    I have no idea what level of proficiency you had in mind.

    fidodo ,

    I also blame Apple and their walled garden approach to software

    technom ,

    I have a feeling that the OS in question here is Windows. Not as bad as Apple’s walled garden, but similar results.

    fidodo ,

    I grew up with windows and it’s sloppy implementation of a lot of things is a big reason why I got into computers because it let me fuck around with things under the hood easily. I remember messing around with the registry to do things that you couldn’t edit in the settings guis.

    technom ,

    Have you tried Linux or the BSDs? Having spent a lot of time on Linux and Windows, the former feels like a well oiled machine with many fine tuning screws, while the latter feels like a rusted old trunk that needs a crowbar to get anything done.

    fidodo ,

    Of course, Windows being so janky for power user stuff made Linux a lot easier for me to pick up in comparison

    brlemworld ,

    A lot of schools have Chromebooks too. You’re not doing any serious business, CAD, Photoshop, or programming there.

    AProfessional ,

    ChromeOS has a full Linux VM. Maybe schools disable it though.

    MonkCanatella , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

    Yo did a character from a Tim Robinson skit write this?

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/fb10f7ce-b29d-46d9-b6bb-057284cbe28a.jpeg

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    “Just compile it you fucking asshole!”

    “I CAN’T! I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS SHIT IS AND I’M FUCKING SCARED!”

    SpaceCadet , in I had to design a simple general purpose language for university, so I tried creating "ZoomerScript" with Jetbrains MPS
    @SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

    Is this LOLCODE 2.0?

    LinearArray OP , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!
    @LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

    pyinstaller and py2exe would’ve been helpful for this person

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    It’s more helpful if the developer configures a CI system to produce an executable. Stops people asking about how to do it.

    Socsa ,

    I think the entire point is that this stops people from filing a bunch of stupid tickets saying the .exe didn’t work on their iPhone or some shit.

    SkippingRelax ,

    That guy is not asking, is demanding. I use lots of open source software and am aware that the developer is often stretched thin. If I can’t help with the project (can’t say I have in the past two decades) I want them focused on what is important and what probably keeps them motivated, writing code and adding cool features. If they have time, fix bugs. If there is more bandwidth, write documentation.

    Not wasting time making an executable for every OS out there because some ingrateful asshole is too lazy to figure out how to read instructions in plain English.

    ElderberryLow ,

    Probably Tylenol as well

    noctisatrae ,

    Ahahahah

    Omega_Haxors , in Hey, I'm new to GitHub!

    We’ve all felt this at least once be honest with yourself.

    Valmond ,

    Yeah I was like yes why isn’t there an obvious download binaries tab easily found (there is sometimes right?)

    Gold goes to Qt though, hell to just download and decompress it…

    Swedneck ,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    there is, it’s called “releases” and it’s like 2 clicks to download an executable, it’s not a github issue at all, and github isn’t meant to be where you get your executables anyways

    Surreal ,

    I still do sometimes. Wish they release a build so I don’t have to download all the dependencies and learn how to use a new program to build the damn thing

    Shareni ,

    If you’re talking about the repo in the screenshot, it’s a python script, so a binary release is going to be fun.

    If you’re talking about GitHub in general, you can download binaries from releases, if they’re provided.

    sunbeam60 ,

    It is a lot easier now that even Windows has a decent package manager tbf.

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