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DacoTaco , in Anyone here use assembly?
@DacoTaco@lemmy.world avatar

I have. Mostly on embedded devices that have no OS and you need something very specific.

… Or that one time i was reverse engineering a console kernel. I wrote arm asm then. Was actually fun to do tbh

SpaceNoodle ,

ARM assembly is so lovely to work with compared to the old CISC garbage.

ApexHunter ,

m68k assembly was my favorite back in the day.

SpaceNoodle ,

I love ARM assembly so much that I’m looking at it right now.

TheL321 ,

IOS right?

DacoTaco ,
@DacoTaco@lemmy.world avatar

Haha ye. It is super interesting to see all those OS principals and seeing how nintendo implemented them. Stuff i will never forget either and some design patterns i have implemented in my actual job too

Lemminary , in Sometimes VSCode just shows you a gal

VS Code said hot singles in your area, click here for drenched felines.

dbx12 ,

I would go nowhere near a drenched feline since the most common version of them is likely in a very bad mood due to being drenched.

jaybone ,

Hot singletons in your πr^2

bandwidthcrisis , in Anyone here use assembly?

I bought a PC kit and it said “some assembly required” so I always try to link at least one asm file in my projects.

Chee_Koala ,

Hahahaha 🤣

RamblingPanda , in Sometimes VSCode just shows you a gal

“Still no girlfriend? When marriage? When grandchildren? Marry her, she’s a doctor!”

Shut up! I swear I’m switching to Emacs if you don’t stop!

Aatube , in Sometimes VSCode just shows you a gal

https://github.com/type

Sorry for terrifying you when you use a type annotation

hoshikarakitaridia ,
@hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world avatar

It’s beautiful

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

I still don’t understand. I assume there is a plugin that enables github annotations in the code. But why would anyone need that?

GBU_28 ,

Think of it like git blame

shotgun_crab ,

I’m definitely blaming git(hub) for that

GBU_28 ,

Incredible

onlinepersona ,

github.com/param is missing an opportunity here…

Anti Commercial-AI license

NegativeInf , in Sometimes VSCode just shows you a gal

She was just his Type.

TunaCowboy , in Anyone here use assembly?

Generally speaking the OS is your universe and you interact via syscalls. Linking libc is also an option.

In some instances you may need to roll your own, but it’s likely to be small and specialized.

TheBananaKing ,

:stares in genX:

That’s not assembly, that’s ikea.

Back in my day…

AngryCommieKender ,

Remember before .dlls were a thing and you had to write your own config files for every game that you installed on DOS?

Kojichan , in print('here1');
@Kojichan@lemmy.world avatar

Ahhh, my favourite debugging combo…

echo “<pre>”; print_r( “We are here, we are here!” ); echo “</pre>”; die();

Also fun at parties, hanging out asynchronously, is the ever popular PHP Mail to see if something ran in the background properly, or to get output.

mo_lave , in Came back to learn you have job security

Maybe, part of your job is to not touch anything in a random day and observe what happens when something breaks. That way, you can document what’s not being fixed so that your team is more prepared when you’re actually not there.

Klear , in print('here1');

This is why I find shaders scary as fuck

LavenderDay3544 , (edited ) in Came back to learn you have job security

This is the result of so called tribal knowledge in software development. It’s even worse when the senior citizen who understands everything retires, goes senile, or dies.

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in Came back to learn you have job security

You kids today. In my day we used Visual Source Safe and would accidentally leave a critical file checked out when we went on vacation and nobody else could get anything done until we came back.

FooBarrington , (edited ) in Came back to learn you have job security

I once had to go on a longer medical leave, couple of months. In preparation, I documented everything - pages upon pages answering all questions in easily searchable formats. For more than a month, any questions I got were answered with links to specific sections in the documentation, so people would know where to find everything. I put the links everywhere, in total there were at least 200 links to various sections of the documentation throughout all our communication mediums, as well as all information repositories.

After I came back from leave, most of the things I was responsible for were turned off. When I asked why, the response was “we didn’t find your documentation”.

I no longer care whether things keep working.

pimeys , in print('here1');

dbg!(1) all the time…

GBU_28 , in print('here1');

Beep

Boop

Gloop

Glorp

Yeet

Yo

sheepishly ,

That's me..... I do that...................

Aabbcc ,

“Hello worl” if I need something quick

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” if I’m lazy and don’t want to have to hunt the output logs for it

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