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itsraining , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

This needs to be a real command.

xmunk , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

It’s an alias to start the upgrade to Windows 11… you thought you were being careful all those months dodging the Windows 11 upgrade button but you’ve done it now! Get ready for an objectively worse OS!

30p87 ,

Considering “being ruined” is a state, and not a scale, the dev is already ruined, because it’s not Linux.

polonius-rex , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

uploads your code to your dev environment

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Your code will be minified and your git history deleted

istoff , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

You should press backspace. 😉

RichardoC , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Nothing, it’s already ruined(!)

Lemminary ,

dev.ruin()!

SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator

No, it’s an order!

Understood

squirrel , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?
@squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

npm will ruin the dev now. It happened to me 11 months ago

SpaceNoodle , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

“ruin dev” is redundant; that’s the default behavior.

bisby , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.

key ,

Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt

un_aristocrate , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

You may have to switch to a proper operating system to redeem yourself.

activ8r , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Hope you didn’t have the repository URL in your package.json… otherwise it’ll be gone now.

Hupf , in Type in Morse code by repeatedly slamming your laptop lid

xkcd.com/378/

SatouKazuma ,

I’m quite sure that atmospheric wind currents don’t change the direction of cosmic rays, lol.

JackbyDev , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Bottom left one is laughable. I don’t think we’d have Mongo, Elastic, and Redis all on SSPL if that was true. (And yes, I know this post is a joke, I’m not trying to suggest it was a real suggestion.)

IsoSpandy , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Man the last one really hits home. I would transfer all of my github projects for a stable livable job

absentbird ,
@absentbird@lemm.ee avatar

What’s your area of expertise? In my experience software jobs that pay a livable wage are pretty common, it’s finding one that isn’t miserable work for a terrible company that’s the tricky part.

nintendiator , in Bold Ideas For Funding Open Source Software

Yes but IMO the merge conflict PPV would work and be awesome, and the straight-up bribery already works.

Waraugh ,

The guy doing the bribing is never dumb enough to take over maintaining it though 8(

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