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Solitaire20X6 , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

MCP: Already there, Hun! END OF LINE.

corsicanguppy , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Same thing.

Klear , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?
I_Clean_Here ,

Hi Strong Bad

Klanky ,
@Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?

Psythik ,

Computer over?
Virus = very yes?

That’s not a good prize!

SourceHuman ,

Source: Homestar Runner - Strong Bad Email - 50 Emails
homestarrunner.com/sbemails/50-50-emails
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQc

pelletbucket , in blahaj

now do blahaj.zip

Rai ,

blahaj, neatly in a sleeping bag, zipped up to their… chinjaw?

DeltaTangoLima ,
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

Withy some compression straps around it to make it look smaller in places

andioop ,

I find it very appropriate this post came out of lemmy.zip

mindbleach ,

Crammed headfirst in a freezer bag and sat on.

BigMikeInAustin , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

You’ll be forced to use only Windows forever.

30p87 , in blahaj

Noooooo what did you do to that poor shonky :ccc

henfredemars ,

The data will be preserved 🤖

lud , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

The NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.

cupcakezealot , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm

corsicanguppy ,

Security people will say so.

__init__ , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

Yeah you’re gonna need a new dev environment. That one’s toast.

RecluseRamble , in After a particularly annoying update today

It must be a really deeply integrated part of the Windows kernel because it has never been able to show progress properly.

Back in the days of floppy disks it always felt that actual copying started when the progress showed 100%.

Sneptaur , in After a particularly annoying update today
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Something something Linux something something Windows bad something something proprietary

marcos ,

Yes, but unironically.

It’s amazing how much pain Windows users will endure just for the privilege of…

well, something probably.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It used to be convenience, but, by some foul magics, they have made Windows both dumber and less user friendly, like the inbred cousin of Apple with more privacy violations.

theonyltruemupf ,

It’s all about familiarity. People feel comfortable with Windows because they always used it and it has all the programs they always used. Most people just want to get their shit done and don’t care about operating systems at all.

Honytawk ,

Like Linux doesn’t have its annoying quirks that linux users will endure …

Just installing an audio device or Nvidio GPU is a pain. You guys are reinstalling your OS every couple of days because yet something else broke and you don’t know how to fix it. Repositories needing repositories needing repositories for things to work.

Not to mention the limited amount of programs that are compatible compared to Windows.

Sneptaur ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Source: made up

Literally none of this is true lmao

bleistift2 OP ,

Speak for yourself. I’ve lost count of how often I reinstalled Linux.

Sneptaur ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Skill issue

ColdWater ,
@ColdWater@lemmy.ca avatar

Skill issue

jrgd ,

We are well beyond the point of a majority of common hardware having built-in kernel drivers and userland software for extra stuff like RGB control that the best advice is rather avoiding Linux, to instead avoid the trash hardware (NVidia for the time being, GoXLR, Broadcom, etc.). My GPU, audio hardware, network interfaces are both popular products and have worked out of the box for years now.

Guydht ,

For me it’s playing games.

Also fingerprint driver.

lennivelkant ,

Playing games in general or specific games? Because just about every game I like to play runs just fine on Linux now. The only one I ever missed was Destiny2, but then I moved on.

Guydht ,

Nah, a specific one, TOF. But I stopped playing it a while ago so ig I can go back now… But laziness is also a thing.

lennivelkant ,

Laziness most definitely is a thing. I didn’t switch until I had to.

What’s TOF? I’m only finding answers about flight instruments and cardiac issues

Guydht ,

Oh nono Tof is Tower of Fantasy. A Genshin Impact like game but with actualy nice multiplayer. It’s still a gacha game which is shite hence I stopped playing it, so I really don’t have a good excuse for going (back) to linux…

Maybe except fingerprint sensor.

lennivelkant ,

Ah yeah, that seems to have Anticheat issues.

Still, I like to term it “System inertia” - moving systems is work, and unless something applies force, getting yourself to switch is hard.

Sneptaur ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Found one of the last 100 remaining destiny 2 players

MacedWindow , in After a particularly annoying update today
@MacedWindow@lemmy.world avatar

This is only the beginning

Pyro , (edited ) in After a particularly annoying update today

It’s especially bad when it’s stuck like that for hours, and you have to make a gamble with a force restart.

bleistift2 OP ,

Spinners must die. I don’t care if I don’t understand what exactly you’re doing, Windows, (I’d be surprised if you knew), but show me something, anything about the steps you’re currently doing, so I can guess if you’re doing something at all.

sp3tr4l ,

They could actually show you a command prompt / terminal readout, which shows warnings and errors when things just outright fail and the process is borked… but that would scare people, apparently.

Anticorp ,

LOL, yup! I was just going to reply that people find that scary, and then got to your last sentence. Idk why it scares people. I love seeing the output.

bleistift2 OP ,

Even if it scares people, why not provide a goddamn toggle to enable it for the non-dipshits?

sp3tr4l ,

Because MSFT long, long ago abandoned the concept of giving users choice, or just in general not treating them like idiot babies.

Brings me back to when I was contracting with them, same time Win 8 came out.

MSFT does what they call ‘dogfooding’, ie, every worker is alpha/beta testing basically all MSFT software all the time.

My team was managing SQL servers and running queries. SQL Manager, and a whole bunch of other shit completely broke when 8 came out.

It initially did not even have the ability to go back to a Win7 style interface.

They truly believed that limiting all office workers to a UI where they could have, at max, one pane on 1/3 of the screen and another pane on 2/3rds would be completely fine.

We effectively could do no work for about 1/3 of our contract.

Working at or for MSFT is a curse I would only wish upon my worst enemies.

I actually had to quit another, earlier contract as my manager expected me to work overtime without pay. Before that, my one cool boss just showed me that I was being paid about 1/3 of what MSFT was paying the contracting firm for me.

And that is to say nothing of the massive racism that all the American employees just looked the other way on: Pretty common for Indian employees of a higher caste to treat Indian contractors of a lower caste like total dogshit, and the line from HR was ‘its their culture!’.

Honytawk ,

Windows was designed with the average computer user in mind.

The ones that don’t understand the difference between internet and wifi.

But a button to show this CLI would be nice.

dejected_warp_core , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?

NPM ruin dev is a new advanced feature that endorses opinionated “extreme programming” techniques. First it gets to work rebuilding node_modules, but with all the least compatible module versions in order to accelerate testing. It also minifies your .js code in place, to save you some CPU cycles later. Lastly, it squashes your entire git history on all branches, to save space.

sukhmel ,

It also tries to do rm -rf / to save more space, but in this case it’s a futile attempt

NegativeLookBehind , in I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now?
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Microsoft is way ahead of you

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