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zea_64 , in Someone needs to be reminded that anticompetitive practices are illegal

Can a EULA ban fair use? Google v Oracle might have something to say about this.

mp3 ,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

It can say whatever it wants unless invalidated by a court or an existing law saying otherwise.

xmunk ,

Yup, it’s not a question of laws if there is no enforcement.

chiliedogg ,

But until a government steps in there’s potential civil liability for violating the terms. And even winning a lawsuit against Nvidia could be very expensive and take years. And even if they lost it would be worth it to Nvidia to go through the long, expensive process because they’d making sales that entire time.

mindbleach ,

EULAs should not exist.

FluffyPotato ,

Probably depends on your country’s laws. Here in Estonia most EULAs aren’t valid because pressing accept on those isn’t legally binding.

anders ,

@FluffyPotato @zea_64 Nice haha.

mexicancartel ,

What if we don’t accept the EULA? Like why do we need to accept Nvidia’s EULA to create translation layer of cuda?

FluffyPotato ,

You probably don’t but it depends where you are. Reverse engineering software without permission isn’t illegal in most places but in the US I’m pretty sure it is.

mexicancartel ,

So its for reverse engineering it only? They can’t restrict creating a translation layer if no reverse engineering is involved right?

FluffyPotato ,

No idea, I’m not from the US and don’t know the laws beyond what I have previously looked up. Here in Estonia you can make the translation layer without accepting any EULA and even if you did it wouldn’t be legally binding. You can alse reverse engineer anything you want.

mexicancartel ,

Me neither is from us though

Kolanaki , in Uh...oh...
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It’s cool. Those with HTML are likely never to have sex anyway.

repungnant_canary , in Uh...oh...

I mean, isn’t it?

myusernameis ,

There is nothing sexual about it I’m afraid.

hansl ,

My kid is learning HTML so… maybe?

BlackPenguins , in Uh...oh...

Cue the Republicans trying to ban HTML from our Internet to protect the kids. Yeah, you do that…

PiratePanPan , in Uh...oh...
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Close: JS is a disease.

umbrella , in Uh...oh...
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

so? most usians cant point to their neighbouring countries on a map.

aiden , in Uh...oh...

Who had sex with my website

Anticorp ,

It was me!

fruitycoder , in Yup sums up all my project

But those are th3 fun parts!

ramjambamalam , in Uh...oh...

USA > USB

s12 ,

I disagree. USB is superior.
If you are talking about physical size however, then yeah. USA is bigger than a single USB.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

luckily regarding hardware, smaller is often better

xilophor ,
@xilophor@programming.dev avatar

Which is larger though, USA or all the USBs in the world?

s12 ,

Probably still USA.

JoYo , in Uh...oh...
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh I get it, it’s programmer humor because HTML was mentioned.

GlitterInfection ,

I thought it was because STDS were?

Anticorp ,

I think most programmers are safe from STDs.

xigoi ,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

std::C++ std::programmers std::are std::not.

fubarx , in Uh...oh...

2 out of 10 Americans believe anything off a screenshot.

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

7/10 Americans think a photo and a screenshot are the same thing.

Molten_Moron , in Uh...oh...

And 8 in 10 Americans think HTML is a programming language.

jaybone ,

And 5 in 10 Americans think you can parse it with regular expressions.

Anticorp ,

†hê þðñ¥, hê ¢ðmê§

summerof69 ,

I mean…

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You can parse anything with regex, if you’re willing to give up your soul for it.

anton ,

Show me the regex for the language L = {a^n b^n | n in N}

OutlierBlue ,

They’re wrong too, although less-so.

Also, what about that last American?

activ8r ,

The last one knows it’s not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it.

OutlierBlue ,

Mom, look! I’m a statistic!

Molten_Moron ,

The last American knows it’s a markup language.

rimjob_rainer ,

Boomer programmer humor

PiratePanPan ,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I will die on the hill that HTML should be treated like a programming language.

extant ,

The hyper text markup language programming language?

Molten_Moron ,

I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It’s just a technicality that makes for a great joke.

Sibbo ,

Ever heard of HTMX?

einsteinx2 ,
@einsteinx2@programming.dev avatar

html-lang.org

I mean, technically it’s the other 2 out of 10 that are wrong…🙃

HTML, the programming language, is a practical, turing-complete[1], stack-based programming language based on HTML, the markup language. It uses elements defined in HTML, the markup language, in order to do computations.

FlickOfTheBean ,

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

PiratePanPan ,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

html-lang.org

Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML

Anticorp , in Yup sums up all my project

My spoon’s too big.

ProfessorProteus ,
@ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world avatar

I am a banana!

NaibofTabr ,

Tuesday is coming… did you bring your coat?

ramius345 ,

I am the queen of France!

EchoCranium ,

For the love of god! My anus is bleeding! (-Yay! Hooray!-)

daellat ,

Insert dick!

This is a reference I’m wondering anyone would get please let me know if you do

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Sorry/your welcome.

Edit: I misread your comment. facepalm
W.e I’m leaving the link to Rejected.

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

Surgeon simulator. The funniest video ever

daellat ,

That video sent me back in the day

WldFyre ,

youtu.be/AYjCXjIeNJk?si=1uuDhlOE4RrKLbeV

3:45

One of my favorite vids ever lolol

vegantomato , in Yup sums up all my project
@vegantomato@lemmy.world avatar

Learn to solve problems using programming. Go learn Python. Stick with the basics and have fun. If you start worrying about losing older versions of your code, learn Git. Grow from there.

Kubernetes? Microservices? Cloud platform? These are all distractions and a waste of your time.

SirQuackTheDuck ,

I used to have this enormous dev folder of projects. Some with git, some before I knew what it was.

I clinged and backed it up like crazy, until I actually looked at what was contained (spoiler: horrid code). Then I just got used to burning some old code. Now I’m often distracted by stuff like docker, kubernetes and that stuff

It’s fun though, I’ve grown a bunch. but the setup sometimes does overscale badly

jacecomix ,

I have a personal project that was getting big and unruly, and I’m so happy I learned how to use Docker and converted all the little pieces into their own repos and containers.
That being said, I totally went down rabbit holes that didn’t end up being helpful, like setting up my own CI/CD or trying to learn Kubernetes. They were totally overkill for me.

someguy3 , in Uh...oh...

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