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WhyIDie , in Gourmet Programmer

‘‘You’re too late. I’ve already depicted you as the Soyjak, and me as the Chad.’’

heartlessevil , in Best kind of error

Not if they’re your posts

roi , in finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers

Gonna need a factory or two imo

roi , in Setup for Android Studio

Amateur. If you don’t have at least 5 fans that isn’t a setup

roi ,

Tubes not fans lol

FellowEnt , in Stop doing Color Management!

Used to be in charge of wet proofing and colour management for a design studio. Accurate meme.

towerful , in Stop doing Color Management!

FML, I’ve had to try to color matching by eye before between different screens by the same manufacturer.
For whatever reason I wasn’t provided with any calibration tools. I had some vague software tools to try and get them to align.
I spent like 8 hours trying to match these for the corporate brand colors, while still looking decent for everything else.
Shit is near impossible. If the manufacturer couldn’t do it, how am I supposed to?! And with awful interfaces and no concrete way of measuring.
Like, I was taking pictures of the screens, then trying to figure out offsets and how they might relate to gamma triangles.

Client was appreciative of my (and fellow techs) efforts, but ultimately wasn’t happy, and it looked shit.
That was awkward as fuck.

evatronic ,

I’ve never done anything close to the color calibration work, in part because my vision is color-deficient by default, so any tools or processes relying on my own visual acuity isn’t going to come out right.

However, I was under the impression that there existed external tools that basically did exactly what you were trying: Taking actual images of the screen in a controlled way and comparing it to physical (or at least a known-good digital) copy of that same image and outputting the “right” profile.

Is that made-up bullshit someone fed me and I never cared to verify it?

droans ,

They exist, but the display needs to interface with the tool.

towerful ,

Yeh, you get a special camera and some software. Whether the camera looks at the whole screen, or it is something you put directly against it depends on the system.
If you are just doing relative calibration (IE making screens look the same without caring about the actual calibration) I think they can work with just a DSLR.

health437682 , in Supermarket AI meal planner app suggests recipe that would create chlorine gas
doppelgangmember , in Stop doing Color Management!

Stop doing call and responses**We already have this using callbacks

segv11 , in Stop doing Color Management!

There's a joke here, but you can only see it with a screen using the ProPhoto RGB colorspace:

harry315 , in Stop doing Color Management!

There’s got to be a sublemmy of graphic designers who’d love this meme

HeartyBeast ,
@HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

Not any who like accurate print repro of their on-screen work

Ghostalmedia , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

“Leeroy Jenkins” is what my backend guys say right before they huck a major DB upgrade into prod without testing it in staging.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Our old Jenkins box is called Leroy, and my old place it was called Jankins. Thankfully we’ve moved on from that trash.

intelati ,

Always Friday at 16:59 right?

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Right before a long weekend where Monday is a government holiday.

Also, Leeroy tried to optimize his PTO and hooked a backpacking trip onto the long weekend. He will be out all week and will have no phone reception.

Eufalconimorph ,

But he will have chicken.

argv_minus_one , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?

If you want to take Cargo away from me, you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead claws. 🦀

sip ,

I don’t think cargo is the problem. it’s idiomatic and it’s like “build.sh”

argv_minus_one ,

Cargo fetches dependencies, runs a variety of build tasks, can build a typical Rust project with little or no build scripting, and is configured with a straightforward TOML file. It’s not at all like a hand-written shell script. It’s also much more pleasant to use than any other build system I’ve seen, including shell scripts.

sip ,

yea, as I said, it’s idiomatic. it replaces the need for a build.sh.

argv_minus_one ,

Is that not true of all build systems?

6xpipe_ , in It always gets me
@6xpipe_@lemmy.world avatar

"What did that code look like two minutes ago?"

  • Cmd+A
  • Cmd+C
  • Cmd+ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Oh, ok."

  • Cmd+Shift+ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ytrav OP ,

why is this so true,

janAkali ,

lol, just use time travel, Vim time travel:
:earlier 2m
and back:
:later 2m

nogrub ,

wait that seems really usefull is that in standart vim ?

janAkali , (edited )

Yes, plain vanilla Vim
Here’s help entry (see section 4 if link doesn’t redirect to it).
And it is even more useful with an undo-tree plugin.

nogrub ,

oh thank you good sir ^^

CodeBlooded , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?
@CodeBlooded@programming.dev avatar

Real talk- I agree with this meme as truth.

The more and more I use CICD tools, the more I see value in scripting out my deployment with shell scripts and Dockerfiles that can be run anywhere, to include within a CICD tool.

This way, the CICD tool is merely a launch point for the aforementioned deployment scripts, and its only other responsibility is injecting deployment tokens and credentials into the scripts as necessary.

Anyone else in the same boat as me?

I’d be curious to hear about projects where my approach would not work, if anyone is willing to share!

Edit: In no way does my approach to deployment reduce my appreciation for the efforts required to make a CICD pipeline happen. I’m just saying that in my experience, I don’t find most CICD platforms’ features to be necessary.

wso277 ,

This is pretty much what we do as well

All the build logic is coded in python scripts, the jenkins file only defines the stage (with branch restrictions) and calls the respective script function.

This means it works on all machines and if we need to move away from jenkins integration with a new ci platform would require minimal effort.

SpaceNoodle ,

Yeah, except for the Docker part

gornius ,

What’s wrong with Docker?

SpaceNoodle ,

TBF, the problem isn’t Docker, it’s overused containerization

CodeBlooded ,
@CodeBlooded@programming.dev avatar

I’ve found Docker helpful when I want to use it to build binaries or use CLI tools that may not be available directly on the CICD platform. Also, Docker makes it easier to run the same code on MacOS that I ended up running on a Linux CICD server.

What would you consider to be overuse of containers?

xilliah ,

What about related tools such as viewing artifacts such as for example total memory usage, and graphing that in the browser.

And sending emails, messages etc in case of a failure or change.

CodeBlooded ,
@CodeBlooded@programming.dev avatar

Most of those things mentioned aren’t bona fide needs for me. Once a developer is deploying their project, they’re watching it go through the pipeline so they can quickly respond to issues and validate that everything in production looks good before they switch contexts to something else.

I see what you’re saying though, depending on what exactly is being deployed, the policies of your organization, and maybe expectations that developers are working in another context once they kick off a deployment, it could be necessary to have alerting like that. In that case it may be wise to flex some features of your CICD platform (or build a more robust script for deployment that can handle error alerting, which may or may not be worth it).

xilliah ,

I come from game dev. We do lots of checks on the data that all kinds of people can screw up. So it’s important these situations are handled automatically with an email to the responsible person. A simple change can break the game, or someone might commit an uncompressed texture so the memory usage jumps up.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’re not advocating against CI like the meme seems to be, but rather for CI builds to be runnable on human’s machines and the results should be same/similar as in when running w/in the CI system. Which is what CI folks want anyway.

devious ,

I don’t think there is a single right or wrong answer but to play devils advocate making your CI tooling lightweight orchestration for your scripts that do the majority of the work means you lose the advantages of being able to easily add in third party tools that you want to integrate with your pipeline (quality, security, testing, reporting, auditing, artefact management, alerting, etc). It becomes more complex the more pipelines you are creating while maintaining a consistent set of tooling integrations.

gandalf_der_12te ,

Honestly, CI is only meaningful on bigger projects (more than 100 man-hours invested in total). So I most often go without.

But I do see its point.

killabeezio ,

Then you would probably enjoy concourse

r00ty Admin , in Who is this "Jenkins" and what now has broken him?
r00ty avatar

Joke's on you. I have a Jenkins hook from github to trigger build.bat! :P

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