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Mango , in dont();
anarchyrabbit , in C++ Moment

Story time. Back at uni I had a c++ subject. Me being lazy as fuck I didn’t attend many classes and let alone do the practicals during the semester. Exam time comes around. I realise I can’t cram in a whole semester’s learning in a week. Luckily it’s open book exam. Big brain time, I print the whole c++ documentation to take into the exam. I frantically page through the hundreds of pages in my lever arch file looking for answers. I pretty much copy and write example code to questions. Very sad when I failed.

iegod , in Java...

Java’s conventions are self flagellation.

dylanTheDeveloper , in Stop using floats
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Integers have fallen billions must use long float

jwt , in Java...

I wonder how many enterprisify’s this screen can take on a single line:
projects.haykranen.nl/java/

Holzkohlen , in What’s in a name?

I will name my firstborn ‘OOM killer’.

Z3k3 , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

This is too real especially the family stuff

Thorry84 , in Bugs fixed

Hey, I still need to pay my bills next month. Better also put in some speed-up loops while you are putting in the bugs.

thedailywtf.com/articles/The-Speedup-Loop

watson387 , in What’s in a name?
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Boolean ftw XD

db2 , in What’s in a name?

Forindo Iffi **int

Psychodelic , in Shiiieeettt....

I’m gonna pretend there was a windows update at that specific time so it makes a bit more sense to me

lol. That was good

Aatube , in STOP USING GITHUB
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

Why is it a fiddle

ursakhiin ,

Fiddle was found in a thrift store. Couldn’t afford the bongos.

haui_lemmy , in If Architects had to work like Programmers

My life flashed before my eyes.

titey , in If Architects had to work like Programmers

This is soooo true! 😐

pheeef , in rule

That looks like a WatchGuard XTM 5 Series. A Router/Firewall not a switch. 🙃

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