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SorteKanin , in D or d come on
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Or use a nicer alternative like zoxide! :)

Slartibartfass ,

Or Windows ;)

Luvon , in D or d come on

cd dow *tab

Uncle_Iroh , in D or d come on

Because you need to cd “path to directory” not cd “name” lol

genfood OP ,

lol

coffeebiscuit ,
Rheios , in "how good are you?"
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Ah, the good ol’ “I’m not, but actually am, but not enough that I should get a raise, but I really would like one and less work hours, but I really need to stay longer because I’m so slow at everything I do and am terrible at focusing so I should really be working harder to give you your money’s worth, but you’re probably not paying me as much as you should be for that work in hindsight” theoretical with yourself and your imagined boss.

tuna_casserole ,

Wow that’s… exact.

JackGreenEarth , in Clyde, the most advanced and intelligent AI known to man

Now ask Bing Chat 😂

Player2 ,

For some reason it turns French. I’ve never seen that behavior before to be honest. https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/09735948-525d-47fb-8fd5-8076cef8288d.jpeg

BatmanAoD ,

This is as funny as the Clyde response, arguably funnier.

Player2 ,

It’s probably some pre written thing for this area (Quebec) that overrides my set language. Definitely funny!

CanadaPlus ,

Based on my epic Canadian “cereal box French” this does appear to be a boilerplate “sorry you’ve had a bad experience but don’t ask the bot” message.

BatmanAoD ,

I really like that it follows this up with, effectively, “we’re done here, get out”

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

Love how Bing chat just gets uncomfortable all the time and nopes out of most conversations

Decide ,

I’ve used it to help me understand some code concepts and debugging, but over the last two weeks, it went from competent to completely stupid half of the time. It also fails to connect so often, it’s unreal.

30p87 OP ,

For me it starts bullshitting about Microsoft being a large company so mistakes can happen, but ofc M$ is dedicated to being good and reliable blablabla. Definitely not my experience with M$ Teams. I should reach out to support. Well those idiots first “advice” would be using Edge on Windows ofc. 1000010592

Karyoplasma ,

I love how it “sources” the reliability of Azure by linking to the Azure storefront. Great job.

ipkpjersi , in "how good are you?"

That couldn’t be any more accurate lmao I literally swing back and forth between dunning-kruger effect and imposter syndrome. It’s actually wild.

Jumuta , in "how good are you?"

you don’t need to post to both communities, most people are subscribed to both and it’s annoying to see duplicates in the feed

JustAnotherUsername , in What's your most obscure binding?

Ctrl+D = Alt+F4 in CMD.exe so that I can exit from that black box in the way the good lord intended.

kamen , in What's your most obscure binding?

Not a Vim user, but no matter what software I’m using, I might think about its keybindings like the first week of getting familiar with it; at one point they become muscle memory and I stop thinking about them.

sping ,

Yep. The primary advantage of keyboard control. It stops being something you engage your conscious brain for.

Belgdore , in Robotics developers, startups, and resalers furiously shopping for new HID peripherals

Ok, but how many of those projects will result in death if one of the thumb sticks gets stuck or if the Bluetooth loses signal?

auv_guy ,

If it results in death when the controller stops working, you have a serious issue with the system architecture and should work on that instead of trying to improve the controller.

Speiser0 , in What's your most obscure binding?

No way, you met json irl?

JokeDeity ,

LMFAO! Perfect.

kamen ,
kevincox , in What's your most obscure binding?
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I was curious what the original said: thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2020/05/06/memory/

CanadaPlus ,

Wow, I think we’re still ahead.

drmoose ,

The original sucks ngl

RedStrider ,
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The Jenkins is epic

histic ,

how is a vim joke better then the original lmao

saltesc , in haha patents

I feel like proprietary software is made by someone that left the company shortly after the project was finished. They never documented in the knowledge management system, so no other employee is able to continue with it.

sbv ,

left the company shortly after the project was finished.

That’s a short way of saying: the original team was partially downsized, primary functions were offshored to a disengaged team in a different timezone, and a bunch of conflicting requirements were piled on to version 2.

Kolanaki , in What's your most obscure binding?
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Ctrl+a, Ctrl+c, alt-tab, Ctrl+z, enter.

“This is mine now.”

JokeDeity ,

I have a Logitech G600 and have all those and more on the side buttons, lol.

rustydrd , in What's your most obscure binding?
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Not sure if this is obscure or not: I have F12 bound to cycle through the low- to high-contrast versions of my color scheme so I can keep working when the sun hits my shitty laptop screen.

gandalf_der_12te ,

this is definitely obscure

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