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Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They like them even more.

Wanderer OP ,

How the fuck they get anything done then?

themeatbridge ,

How much time do you spend grabbing your own butt?

Apepollo11 ,

Each time or cumulatively?

themeatbridge ,

How about “as a percentage of your waking hours”?

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@quokk.au avatar

I think you dropped an ‘n’.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Percentage of my wanking hours? Uhh maybe half a wank.

njm1314 ,

Hour maybe two a day who knows.

Empricorn ,

How much time do you have to find out?

xmunk ,

About forty minutes a day, minimum.

meco03211 ,

Those are rookie numbers.

Kyatto ,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

Feels a lot better when my partner grabs them tbh

Repelle ,

Am gay; can confirm.

BearOfaTime ,

Do all straight guys like boobs the same?

Grimy ,

Yes

lordnikon ,

no they don’t

robdor ,

Yes they do

lordnikon ,

i knew a guy that actively hated them back in high school loved everything else but didn’t like the feel of them.

korny ,

How’s that guy doing these days?

Slovene ,

Like bags of sand.

Empricorn ,

“Actively hated” them? This is not about traditional masculinity, etc but… I think he may be gay. Like, actually gay.

lordnikon ,

don’t know has a wife and kid and hatred might have been too strong a word but I don’t know what was in his head some who knows no judgment though

Empricorn ,

We pretty much all love them. Some of us love them even more than that…

Rhynoplaz ,

I’m not sure how much the normal amount is, but I’m pretty sure I’m a “more than that”.

BearOfaTime ,

That doesn’t address the question.

And you speak for all men now?

Empricorn ,

Bit of a contrarian, eh?

pretty much

I can’t fully answer the question without speaking for all men.

Also, I can’t speak for all men if I honestly answer the question.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

I’m a straight guy. I don’t think I like boobs like most other straight guys.

Grimy ,

Heretic

Lost_My_Mind ,

You ARE back on your bs!

Protoknuckles ,

Just as no two boobs are the same, a straight man’s love of boobs is a beautiful individual flower.

cmgvd3lw ,

Had a lesbian friend, she liked ass more.

antmzo220 ,

Por que no los dos?

Gullible ,
MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I suspect that the enjoyment of boobies is sort of subjective to each individual for both lesbians and straight men alike

Personally, I fucking love them

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finley ,

Allow me to blow your mind: gay guys like boobs, too, just for different reasons.

Empricorn ,

Wat. I didn’t know that! I mean, I’m not offended by dicks, but I don’t love (or even really like) them…

Grimy ,

I think he’s referring to man boobs.

Empricorn ,

I don’t think that’s right…

Grimy ,

That’s the only thing that came to mind to be honest, I guess hopefully he will clarify.

finley ,

Oh, you see, that’s not the same thing. Most gay men are absolutely fucking terrified of vaginas, for example. A total mystery that, for most of us, we have only ever encountered in a biology class. (On the other hand, we probably know more about them from that biology class and our lady friends than most unmarried straight men). However, even as a straight guy, you could admit that dicks are fun to play with, even if it’s just your own. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Ya see, as best, as I can figure, the boob thing for gay guys is that, it’s a novelty because we don’t have them (usually), they’re actually kind of neat and fun, and if you push them together, they look like a butt, which is something we actually do like.

hddsx ,

Dicks are fun to play with? That’s news to me. For guys, I am attracted to muscles. For girls, I like things that bounce.

dharmacurious ,

I would not say most gay men are terrified of vaginas. I’m not sexually attracted to vagina, but I’m also not scared of it, anymore than I’m scared of wrists, another thing I’m not attracted to, or tattoos, another thing I don’t personally have. They’re just a thing that’s there, and that I’m not into. Same for most gay men I’ve met.

Angry_Autist ,

Even gay men like boobs, it’s kind f built in to us as a species.

ristoril_zip ,

I have it on pretty good authority that everyone who likes having sex with humans likes female boobs. And plump round asses. It’s some deeply ingrained evolutionary stuff.

Doesn’t mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.

ipkpjersi ,

Doesn’t mean a gay guy is gonna go straight because of some nice tits, but he can appreciate them erotically.

Is that actually the case though? Wouldn’t you have to be straight or bi to appreciate them erotically?

felsiq ,

Yeah nah gay guy here to ruin your theory - I’ve got absolutely no attraction to boobs and/or feminine asses. I’m sure some tendency towards bisexuality is more common than strict homo/hetero-sexuality, but I strongly doubt I’m alone in this either.

dharmacurious ,

Also a gay man, and yeah. No sexual attraction to boobs at all. I’ve played with straight girl boobs while drunk, because straight girls do that when you’re in your teens and early 20s, but it’s always been sort of a drunk funning around thing, not a sex thing. I have the exact same amount of sexual attraction to girl boobs as I have to, like, knees. They’re a body part, that’s about it.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Hooray for boobies.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Nobody is yelling at you for this one.

meco03211 ,

So their name was successful.

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